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Financial Crimes Investigator, Recon Deep State Operative, unit 3445. Election Interference Specialist (EIS - 1227)

New York, USA
Joined October 2023
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I voted for Trump in 2016… keep reading. Today, I hit 500 followers—thank you all, and thanks for following. This milestone seemed like a good moment to share a little about myself. Professionally, I am the Director of Fraud and Financial Crimes at a large financial
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All you MAGA idiots spewing "Civil War," "it's go time," "a storm is coming," etc. Why don't you traitor pussies stop talking and actually do something? Be about it. And with the utmost disrespect—fuck you 😎
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@TaraBull808 Nice Verizon coverage map… Land and cows don’t vote. The majority of the population is blue. 2020 population density based on votes.
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MAGAs are dorks.
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All you idiot ass Trumpees in my comments dropping ‘what about 4am votes,’ ‘windows being covered,’ and ‘The election was stolen.’ Why don’t you dumb fucks gather your highly sophisticated forensic analysis that you all performed and email it to Trump’s multi-million dollar
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If Democrats supposedly stole the 2020 election, why didn’t they secure House and Senate wins as well? They’re on the same ballot. Why didn't they ensure a supermajority? And why aren't any Republicans disputing their victories on those same ballots?
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MAGA’s won’t say this: If Trump is acquitted—I’ll accept it. It means the prosecution was unable to meet its burden of proof beyond a reasonable doubt. If Trump is convicted—I’ll accept it. It means the prosecution met its burden of Proof beyond a reasonable doubt. MAGA’s
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@PaulIngrassia New York is Trump country - but cried he couldn’t get a fair trial in New York… Make it makes sense, please
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Not a single MAGA, no matter how big their account, can refute anything I fact-check them on. Zero. Nada. Not Gunther, not Catturd, not Steve, or anyone else. All you idiots do is call me a soy boy or claim I’m paid. LMAO. "Oh no, you got me with those comments," you really
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@xc4lxvoorhees I live in Utah, and have family in Taxes - I see MAGAs all the time… and I have zero problem telling them how I feel to their faces weekly.
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I travel a lot. I fly to a lot of places. Been to several countries Been to 49 states. Been to the largest counties and the smallest cities. I’ve met people from all walks of life. I’ve heard many different perspectives and stories. I’ve met members of the LGTBQ
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If Democrats supposedly stole the 2020 election, why didn’t they secure House and Senate wins as well? They’re on the same ballot. Why didn't they ensure a supermajority? And why aren't any Republicans disputing their victories on those same ballots?
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@SteveLovesAmmo In summary “I don’t care if Trump breaks laws and is unethical” Trump 2024.
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@Americanmama44 As I said. MAGA’s are fucking idiots.
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@atensnut I wouldn’t be casting stones about how someone looks. Juanita..
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MAGA’s like to talk about civil war, like they’re ready — but they’re scared of Taylor Swift and Drag queens.
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Magas are now saying that the raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence was an assassination attempt. MAGATs are completely fucking stupid .
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@Mollyploofkins Peaked in high school
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@ericmmatheny Because 7 police officers stepped aside and didn’t confront an overwhelming crowd of 1000+ people, that already breached barricades and assaulted police? Sure
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@catturd2 Right — She’s the most popular and highest paid artist in modern history—because she has no talent and can’t sing… What this really means — “I can’t stand her success and it makes me feel inferior as a fragile man”
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@Shane29008046 This is probably one of the worst AI generated photos I’ve seen
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@RealHickory Mike. You’re a fucking idiot.
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@Chicago1Ray Will you Boycott harder than last time?
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This is how Trump supporters think the world works
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@BazlArash You’re right. You exposed me. Oh no 😱
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Should have made your donation for $3,400 - $100 per felony 😂😂
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@DefiyantlyFree Look at all these GED level experts.
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@Chicago1Ray You can clearly see the street signs, that’s 5th Ave and West 56th street lmao.. by trump tower.. The Manhattan Criminal Courthouse is located 4 miles away… weird place to have a rally
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@GuntherEagleman - There is no world war - Lowest inflation in the global economy - Trump told the GOP to kill the border bill so he could campaign on it - We’re still on Trumps Tax and Job Act legislation - the taxes you’re paying is Trump’s doing. - Nobdy cares about Don Bacon - abortion? You
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@ogilville1 I’m so proud of your intelligent response—man. You really showed me.
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@4Yourinformati3 Yes. And I have.
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Hey MAGA idiots. -Trump said if Biden wins, the stock market would crash. -Trump is now trying to take credit for the stock market. Please reconcile this.
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Hey MAGA, I want all the smoke, Your insults are a bad joke. To insult me, you'd need a higher IQ, Triple digits, maybe, but not from you! Anything I say here, I'll say to your face, In public, in private, any time, any place. In an airport, in your house, Next to your
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@EricTrump TikTok followers ≠ electorate support. This is why, when you lost in 2020, you couldn’t wrap your head around it... “But we had boat parades! How did we lose?” I don’t follow Biden on TikTok or Facebook, or anywhere else. But I’ll vote for him, lol. Your followers are
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@SteveLovesAmmo Prove Biden didn’t get 81 million votes
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@SteveLovesAmmo The FBI didn’t need to execute a search warrant to search Biden’s property. Biden cooperated with the investigation and searches. Trump did not. The use of lethal force is common in law enforcement and standard procedure when executing search warrants. For anyone - even ex
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You have 15 business days from the date of this post to unblock me, or I will pursue legal action. I’m going to speak to my attorney about the possibility of suing @MikeLeeforUtah for blocking me if he does not, on the basis of violating my First Amendment rights. Courts have
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Why do MAGAs constantly feel like everything is a rigged plot against them? Imagine living in a world where you genuinely believe the entire global community of scientists is conspiring to deceive you about vaccines, they all got together to fabricate thousands of studies just
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The latest to block me? Pizza Bitch. These MAGA accounts with massive followings love to brag about how much they enjoy trolling, but I don’t troll them—I simply throw their own stupid tactics back at them and prove them wrong. Yet, they can’t handle me with my little 7k
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We can do better than Biden, and we can certainly do better than Trump. I have plenty of criticism for Biden as it relates to policies — that said, I am voting for him; he isn’t a criminal, he isn’t attempting to destroy our democratic principles. He doesn’t delegitimize our
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@BobJartz @xc4lxvoorhees Im glad you came out. We support you
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@YourLocalGMan Then block me dipshit lol nobody cares if you’re here
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@Travis_4_Trump Read the indictment. It’s clearly articulated
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MAGAs will never admit they’re wrong. You’re all pussies.
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Trump: Democrats hate him Progressives hate him Libertarians hate him Independents hate him Republican normies hate him His support is much smaller than MAGA would have you believe.
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Who is Agent Self? During the pandemic, I managed a large TikTok account dedicated to combating COVID-19 misinformation. This endeavor led to being doxxed multiple times by MAGA supporters and receiving threats from domestic extremists. Eventually, my account was banned,
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The “trial was rigged” crew.
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@Marechtare_ I’ll take girls who like having their pussy grabbed by Trump for $800, Alex.
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@Timcast Trump is an Epstein client—and was convicted. So, this a good thing.
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The majority of MAGA outrage is just them finding out how shit works for the first time. That’s it.
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@SteveLovesAmmo He NEVER HAD presidential immunity. That has NEVER existed.
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@catturd2 There’s ZERO proof you’re not a pedophile.
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@fredsparky Show the facts
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I am here to witness these MAGAs to LOSE their fucking MINDS…
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Trump supporters, nobody cares about your armchair law degree. Stop with the, ‘where’s the other crime’ and ‘they can’t charge him for federal crimes.’ Trump wasn’t charged with a federal crime. So, let me explain this to you. And if you want to refute this, articulate your
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@RealSeq16 You seem to believe you have a monopoly on patriotism, equating it with chanting slogans. That's what cults do. True patriotism is demonstrated by actions, not undermining our democratic institutions and just systems.
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@LibertyLockPod She absolutely spoke for MAGA today in a classic representation of low information idiots who can’t read. MTG says shit like, “in-dick-ta-ble crimes” and “gazpacho police.” She definitely spoke for you dumb fucks. We could tell.
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@RealHickory Cool. Can you please show us the evidence it’s fake? Thanks
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@akafacehots You said that in, 2020 too. You all need to come up with a new script.
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@MsBlaireWhite Wrong - Trump is the first Epstein client to be convicted
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@EmeraldRobinson Damn. Only if you had evidence the electronic voting machines were used to cheat - and there was widespread fraud. - Trump couldn’t prove it. - Trump paid for forensic audits couldn’t prove it. - independent audits and investigations couldn’t. But “You know it’s true” LOL..
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MAGA playbook: 1. Hold rally. 2. Exaggerate its size. 3. Deny and attack anyone who proves otherwise. 4. Repeat "Biden can’t draw more than 5 people to his rallies!" 5. Dispute photo and video evidence by saying they were taken hours before. 6. Rinse and repeat. Why? Because
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@PaulIngrassia Those aren’t even Trump supporters lol
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@wendyp4545 Prove the democrats “unleashed” it. Show the evidence.
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@Not_the_Bee Fact check: FALSE. Saw this and tried to determine if the information could be independently corroborated—and it cannot be. Also, there’s no information or transparency on who conducted the research or their methods. Here’s break down of the research I’ve conducted. The
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@ewstriegel They think appeals overturn convictions — if they believe Trump is actually innocence.. They don’t understand that appeals can only overturn convictions, if there are procedural errors or problems with the application of the law… And there isn’t any lol 😂
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@RobertGinRland Found the dog
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@LauraLoomer Got it, Trump is incapable of making good decisions..
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@boyd0472 🥱 Exactly—you’re offering. I’ve never implied or threatened “to do something”
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The irony here is palpable @LauraLoomer . First off, you're ranting about conducting better opposition research and improving the vetting process for Trump. Yet you fall for an obviously fake post from a blatant shitposting account. It took me 3.5 seconds to check the profile
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@DineshDSouza You can delete this now, because it’s already been debunked and verified it’s not valid. Lol You fucking shit bag
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@DineshDSouza Dinesh is an idiot… Your comparison of Trump to the Founding Fathers is laughable. The Founding Fathers were labeled criminals by a tyrannical regime for fighting for freedom and justice. Trump fucked a porn star, then falsified business records to pay off Stormy, so people
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Conversation with MAGA cultist. MAGAs: “Prove it, Provide the data” Normies: *Provides Data* MAGAs: “Data 😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🫠🫠🫠😂🫠😆🫠😆🫠😆🫠😆🫠😆🫠😆🫠 dumb libtard” Normies: “Prove it’s wrong” MAGAs: “Do your own research”
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@SteveLovesAmmo Wait wait… 1 guy turns their back and this is “How America feels” When 90% are facing Biden…. Seems like the guy turning his back is the outlier… doesn’t represent “America” or the electorate
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@OpisGreenEnergy Exactly-this basic tenants of how cults function
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@Chicago1Ray He isn’t getting 100 million votes. He’ll not get more than he did last time lol
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@Bubblebathgirl That looks like one dude
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@PhilHollowayEsq Hey Phill, this is concerning Your cousin said some interesting stuff. This is definitely is misconduct, and highly inappropriate.
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Listen. The only way Trump’s conviction can be overturned on appeal is if his defense team can demonstrate and argue that there were procedural errors or a misapplication of the law. You honestly think 'we' didn’t think this through when we were 'rigging' the system? Yeah, we
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Here's something MAGA's are going to need to cope with: This trial was considered the weakest of the cases. And yet, Trump was convicted on every count. The DA’s aren’t messing around when indicting a former President—they’ve got their shit together. Let that sink in. This
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@CountryMusicEmo Found dog number 3
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@RepGosar You’re a fucking idiot. This is standard protocol. There was no ordered hit.. Fucking Christ, you guys are pathetic .
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@NuclearMAGALady She’s literally the stupidest person in congress. Wym?
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@akafacehots Many had fire arms. Insurrection doesn’t mean an attempt to overthrow— it simply means there was a rebellion against an official government action, or civil authority.
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@PatrioticPizzas I don’t know anyone who thinks about gay and transgender sex more than MAGA’s… you all talk about it so much.. so weird
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@AceOfDigBiz @DonaldJTrumpJr @libsoftiktok This is how misinformation operates, using a blend of truth and fabrication to manipulate perceptions. Just like entering someone's house, taking paperwork that truly belongs to them, and then releasing the contents with malicious intent—without any legitimate link, it wouldn't
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I love how these Trump idiots have suddenly gone from vaccine and viral infection experts to legal scholars. Listen up, you inbred dipshits: either Trump’s multi-million-dollar legal team is getting bested by nobodies on X, who apparently know the law better than they do, or
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@MilaLovesJoe A misdemeanor state level crime, that the evidence shows he didn't commit, but was actually defrauded six figure amounts by his lawyer.
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@johncardillo He got a pass? His trial starts tomorrow lol
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@ThisIsKyleR That’s because you’re fat — try dropping a few pounds. How’d you do on that ASVAB?
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@SteveLovesAmmo Steve, Your frustration is based in ignorance, supporting Trump isn't the solution. Let's address your points one by one: Firstly, it's not about "mean tweets." It's about the chaos, divisiveness, and damage Trump's rhetoric and policies have caused. Leadership should unite,
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@Sportz_DC False. Nobody obsesses over penis more than MAGA.
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Man.. I’m good. This US Senator, MAGA BISH Mike — couldn’t handle being proven wrong, so he blocked me. Lmao 🤣 RIP Mike.
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I’m perfectly okay with MAGA’s being against Covid vaccines and a potential bird flu vaccine … Natural selection often resolves things
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@RonFilipkowski It’s kinda funny they paint something that has no resemblance of Trump — other than the face. So weird they’re creating a fantasy version of him.. Cult
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@JoeyMannarinoUS He may, but at least he won’t rot as a 34x convicted felon.
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They’re losing their shit over this — The Secret Service has apparently met with local jail officials in New York to make possible preparations for Donald Trump behind bars. 😂
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Trump will get less votes in November, than he did in 2020.
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Wow. Over 6,000 followers – thank you all for your support. Hitting this new milestone is incredible, and I wanted to share some thoughts with you. Less than 30 days ago, I was at 500. How did I get here? Because I'm a fake bot and paid shill... obviously 🙄 hah.. Reflecting
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@Travis_4_Trump Eradicating Maga and getting rid of Trump is how we fix America
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