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1 year
Nicola Sturgeon's house right now. How utterly embarrassing for Scotland.
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3 years
So what do these 4 'celebrities' who keep telling us every 5 minutes that Scotland should be independent, have in common?
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The best takedown of Humza Yousaf you will ever see. Well said @PatrickChristys . πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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On the day we learnt that A&E waiting times in Scotland are the worst ever, we also learn that Humza Yousaf offered to send Scotland's NHS supplies to Gaza. People who have been on waiting lists for literally years will be delighted with that news.
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3 years
Neil Oliver rips into @NicolaSturgeon on @Gbnews and he doesn't mince his words. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜€
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1 year
Compare and contrast. JK Rowling saves 100 women from death squads. Nicola Sturgeon let's convicted rapists into women's toilets, changing rooms and prisons. Whose side are you on?
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10 months
Telegraph: "Pressed why he wanted to ditchΒ passports that were blue, the dominant colour on the Scottish flag, Mr Yousaf claimed the switch to β€œburgundy red” could help a separate Scotland gain speedier EU membership." He really is the idiot's idiot.
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7 years
Joanna Cherry tells the Question Time audience what currency an independent Scotland would use. #bbcqt
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1 year
When a Prime Minister resigns, the speech lasts 5 minutes, tops. When a narcissist resigns she prattles on for nearly an hour telling everyone how brilliant she is.
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2 years
So when it comes to Ukraine, who should we listen to? UK Defence Secretary Ben Wallace or SNP Defence Spokesman Stewart McDonald? You decide.
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4 years
Boris wipes the floor with Blackford and tells him to change the record! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Wonderful. #PMQs #PMQ
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Somebody at STV News will be getting sacked for letting this go out. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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3 years
Ouch! Andrew Neil's excoriating review of Sturgeon's tawdry deal with the Greens.
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How can a man running a regional assembly for 5 million people, earn more than a Prime Minister in charge of a country with a population of 67 million? It beggars belief.
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3 years
For the avoidance of doubt: Boris Johnson has as much right to be in Glasgow today as Nicola Sturgeon has to be in Edinburgh.
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Kemi destroying Humza again. πŸ˜€πŸ‘ What an embarrassment to Scotland he is.
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10 months
The owner of Buck’s Bar, Glasgow isn’t holding back about Humza Yousaf. The last sentence says it all.
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OOOOFFFFTT! JK owns Humza once again. That's what you call a burn! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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4 months
Sturgeon’s tears were for herself. Not for the victims or their families. Not for those who lost their jobs. Not for the businesses that lost income. Not for the schoolchildren whose education and mental health suffered. Just for herself.
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Nicola Sturgeon had plenty to say about Rishi Sunak's wife's earnings, but when she was questioned on her husband loaning Β£107K to the SNP she suddenly lost her memory.
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Looks like Humza has achieved the impossible. He's managed to unite Scottish Nationalists with pro-UK supporters against his ridiculous government.
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Protest against the Hate Crime Act outside the Scottish Parliament.
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1 year
Crowds have started gathering in George Square to celebrate Nicola Sturgeon's resignation. πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸΎ
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2 years
Of all the photos of royalist Nicola Sturgeon at the #partyatthepalace , this is the one that is causing the biggest Scot Nat meltdown. It would be a shame if it was retweeted. #PlatinumPartyAtThePalace
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1 year
When you were Transport Minister, the trains were never on time. When you were Justice Minister the police were strained to breaking point and now as Health Minister we have record high waiting times. What makes you think you can do a better job as First Minister? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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So we’ve been able to walk round Tesco without a face mask since March while thousands were dying, now the infection rate is close to zero we suddenly need to wear one but only in 8 days time? Who decides this nonsense?
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3 months
Right up there with, the dog ate my homework. πŸ™ˆ
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4 years
Excellent from Michael Gove. Just why do Scottish nationalists hate being called Scottish nationalists? What are they embarrassed about? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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"I'm not talking Scotland down. I'm talking the SNP down". Fantastic! πŸ‘ŠπŸ’₯
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The SNP are inept, incorrigible and in trouble. Scotland deserves better.
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2 years
What kind of able bodied person would sit in a seating area specially reserved for disabled people? Somebody who thinks the rules don't apply to them? Somebody called Nicola Sturgeon. #COP27
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1 year
Wow! That Indian Council of Scotland and the UK, along with the Muslim Council of the UK, have issued an extraordinary joint statement saying that: "The Indian community in Scotland would live in fear if Humza Yousaf becomes First Minister." πŸ‘‡
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9 months
Eight months later and the police still can't find the sicko holding the "Decapitate Terfs" sign, but have already traced and arrested someone for calling Patrick Harvie a "Deviant" last week? πŸ€”
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4 years
If Carlsberg did Sky News interviews... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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4 years
Ouch! Andrew Bowie gives windbag Ian Blackford a lesson on democracy. 55% of Scots voted for parties that want to remain in the United Kingdom and there is no mandate for another Scottish referendum.πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ #QueensSpeech
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David Cameron putting Humza in his place. About time too. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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The SNP Scottish Government gave Β£1 million to help with flooding in Pakistan. Meanwhile in Brechin, those who lost their houses to flooding last week haven't had a penny.
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1 year
Will Alan Cumming return his 12 acre estate in the Catskills, Upstate New York, back to the Mohicans who were driven off their land by rampaging white Americans? Or is he just an attention seeking hypocrite?
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3 years
Jackie Baillie has Sturgeon on the ropes and Linda Fabiani is trying to wind up the meeting to save her friend. What an utter disgrace.
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1 year
Did Alan Cumming say he had misgivings about receiving an OBE?
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10 months
So, the SNP spent Β£148,000 of taxpayers' cash on a 2 week jolly to Egypt, including: Β£44K on a luxury hotel with a private beach Β£3K food bill (ice cream, Burger King and Boots meal deals) Β£1K on 17 phones and SIM cards Β£14K on travel including an overnight in Milan Β£75K on
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6 months
Stephen Flynn no doubt deliberately holding his poppy wreath upside down. If he didn't want to be there he shouldn't have gone.
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3 years
If ever there was an advert for closing down Holyrood, this is it.
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The number of people buying into Mhairi Black's toxic workplace nonsense is staggering. A toxic workplace that is suddenly so bad for her physical and mental health that she just has to leave……in maybe 18 months time. Having stuck with this torture for over 8 years. Are folk
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There must be more to this story than a missing Β£600K.
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Another 7 officers arrive at Sturgeon/Murrell house. I count more than 20 here now @SkyNews
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5 months
David Cameron is threatening to close the SNP's fake foreign embassies! Go ahead and do it Dave. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’₯
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2 years
So if breaking the law is a resigning offence as Nicola Sturgeon says, why was there no resignation here?
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Humza Yousaf needs investigated for his Β£250k Gaza aid donation. People are asking legitimate questions about what on the face of it appears to be a blatant abuse of power and typically Humza's immediate response is to play the race card.
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7 months
So Lorna Slater said on the BBC Sunday show that she never had a government mobile phone? What's this then? πŸ‘‡
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2 years
That wouldn't be Nicola Sturgeon breaking the current facemask rules today, would it?
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Why should she get special dispensation to bring into the country whosoever she wants?
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Humza Yousaf’s wife has urged the UK Government to allow her family forced to flee Gaza to come and stay in her Scottish home.
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A sex offender, who sexually assaulted a 10 year old girl in Morrison's toilets in Kirkcaldy, assaulted someone in a male prison, then identified as female, is now called Katie and is serving her sentence in a women's prison. Does anyone still think the GRR bill is a good idea?
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Oh dear. This really isn't a fair contest. Theresa May tells Ian Blackford a few home truths and his face is a picture. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘
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The Scot Nats are raging with Nicola's resignation letter to King Charles. Especially the final sentence! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Hey @NicolaSturgeon here's a map of the constituencies where the number of Pro-UK votes outnumbered the anti-UK SNP votes. Do you really think you could win a referendum based on that?
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The only "good" thing about this appalling Hate Crime law is that it will 100% be the hill that Humza dies on. It will produce endless, daily negative headlines for him and he will constantly be on the backfoot trying to defend it. Like Sturgeon with the gender law, he is
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Sturgeon scored 50 out of 50 in the multiple choice section of her driving test. Isn't it amazing what a good memory she has when it suits her?
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We've had 5 hours of: "I can't recall", "I can't remember", "I'm unsure", "I'd have to check" For weeks Sturgeon's stood up in Holyrood and said she is looking forward to putting her points across. She hasn't answered any questions with a direct answer yet.
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How to wear a hat ...and how not to. #QueenElizabethIIMemorial
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We need an independent audit by the UK Government to find out where the Β£5 billion went. This looks like fraud on a massive scale.
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As the year draws to a close, what was your moment of 2021? Here's mine. πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘
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The utterly hopeless SNP MSP Jenny Gilruth, can't answer the question as to whether double rapist Adam Graham is a man or a woman. How on earth did we end up with these idiots in charge? #bbcqt
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The day Nicola Sturgeon's mask slipped on the #ge2019 campaign trail.
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Humza just gave away another Β£2 million of our cash for climate reparations. I'm sure the homeless in Glasgow, the flooded home owners in Brechin and those relying on food banks will be delighted with that news.
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1 year
Why isn't Humza Yousaf's religious beliefs scrutinised in the same way as Kate Forbes'?
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Big mistake from Humza. He now has an unhappy rival, who is supported by half the membership, sitting on the back benches where she has nothing to lose.
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Welcome to Nicola Sturgeon's Scotland where 5 year old kids are quizzed as to whether they are gay or transgender. When you look at the number of creepy Green and SNP MSPs, it comes as no surprise.
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Excellent again from @BorisJohnson . Ian Blackford's ears are probably still ringing.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ "We support manufacturing in Scotland, they support nothing except manufacturing grievances" #PoliticsLive #pmq #pmqs
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The SNP financial scandal is growing arms and legs. Can you imagine if we had voted Yes in 2014 and we had these imbeciles running the finances of the country?
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Feel that πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ @HumzaYousaf ! Excellent from Douglas Ross! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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A 78 year old poppy seller was attacked by pro-Palestine protesters at Edinburgh Waverley Station. He was kicked and punched and the attack only ended when railway staff stepped in. Let that sink in.
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Excellent. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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Brilliant. Nicola Sturgeon isn't relaxing lockdown as Scotland's R number is too high. When asked what the R number is, twice she admitted she didn't know. What a farce.
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A quick reminder that you can vote at 16 and the SNP want to allow 16 year olds to become MSPs and councillors. Rapists under 25 avoid prison though because the SNP say their brains are not mature enough.
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No nuclear power stations in Scotland because Patrick Harvie says so. Forget the fact that he only got 9,077 votes in the 2021 Holyrood election, he gets to decide that 5.4 million Scots will have no nuclear energy.
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Good to see @NicolaSturgeon bowing twice to His Majesty King Charles III before signing the declaration to uphold the protestant faith in Scotland. πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘
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4 months
Must be the first time the pair of them aren't too keen to talk about her family. Funny that.
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Breaking News! Anybody surprised?
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The world reacts to Nicola Sturgeon's resignation. Feel free to reply with your memes/Gifs.
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3 years
A classic meme, that sums up the SNP absolutely perfectly.
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10 months
To all the idiots that claimed nobody turned up for the Scottish King's Coronation in Edinburgh yesterday. πŸ‘‡
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6 months
Stephen Kerr is spot on. We currently have a First Minister of Gaza and no First Minister of Scotland. Yousaf should step aside and let somebody else takeover. Someone who actually cares about Scotland.
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Cheers!
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Scotland 2023. Where a man on the street is arrested for calling Patrick Harvie a deviant. Where Maggie Chapman can tweet her support for innocent people being slaughtered and nothing happens.
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