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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

116 likes, the prophecy is fulfiled!

Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

If this gets 100 likes the voxcaster Custodes will change the pfp to the Tzeentchian Custodes.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

5 months

CODE RED, CODE RED, CALL ALL AVAILABLE CUSTODES TO THE THRONE ROOM!

FΛƬΣ

@FateTheMerciful

5 months

@AdeptusBananas The dragons have breached the throne room... THEY ARE ON THE EMPERORS THRONE!!

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THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

How dare this be correct?

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

8 days

The Custodes refuse to confirm nor deny this existence. (By high-onion)

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

6 months

Today, at the Imperial Palace, we mourn a tragedy in three parts.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

@haultrukkz Repeat after me: There have always been female Custodes.

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@AdeptusBananas

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By @emwattnot

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

@Mick19988 There have always been female Custodians. Always was, always will.... The Dread Host will pay a hint visit to those who fail to "remember" them. - Sincerely, The Custodes

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@AdeptusBananas

6 months

Hey look, it's us!

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@AdeptusBananas

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

5 months

The Thunder Warriors all died in valiant combat atop Mt. Ararat. We even personally threw them a surprise-retirement party!

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

BAD! BAD SCP! GET BACK TO CONTAINMENT, IT AIN'T LUNCH BREAK YET!

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

6 months

A polite reminder to all surviving Thunder Warriors, Cry about it.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

@Helldivers2HQ At level 10,000 you lock this armor.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

Rogal Dorn's Return, M??, colorized:

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

5 months

The Custodes just got arrested(again). Our last character in the gallery is our lawyer. ——- "SKARBRAND HATES LAWYERS. SKARBRAND HATES JUDGES. SKARBRAND WILL NOW CHALLENGE THE COURT TO A TRIAL BY COMBAT." @RIPANDBFTBG

Swany 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@SwanForge

5 months

You JUST got ARRESTED! Your last character in your gallery is your lawyer. ——- oh. oh we’re both going to jail.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

Violence has escalated.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

5 months

In case any of you were wondering, this is what we do on breaktime:

Scriptum Ascenda

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

Yes Inquisitor, this meme right here....

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

5 months

Truly, a hero.... [distant, muffled Custodes sobbing can be heard] We tried to protect Him, we really tried....

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

5 months

To adhere to canon, I firmly request being allowed to declare battles as victory even before arrival, to ensure canonical accuracy for the Custodes, of course.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

5 months

Why is the Lord Banana missing? (Wrong answers only)

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

If this gets 100 likes the voxcaster Custodes will change the pfp to the Tzeentchian Custodes.

Mick

@Mick19988

1 month

CHANGE #warhammer40000 #WarhammerCommunity

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

For some strange reason, all Custodians are banned from Starbucks for the next 10,000 years... I'm starting to think that giving the baristas a Custodian's whole name was a bad idea if you want the order finished before noon.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

Source: r/grimdank

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

8 months

Should I be concerned?

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

@idioticsynergy Superman, who can see in the dark:

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

Remember, banana boys are immune to heresy. Thus, I can post whatever I want!

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

3 months

@basedbinkie EMPEROR- WE NEED TO RESET THE TIMELINE, EVERYONE GO BACK-

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

There have always been female Custodians. 💙 Praised be the Changer of Way- err...I meant, praised be the Emperor! - tomboy Voxcaster Custodes out

mobius-bacon

@mobius_b

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

3 months

IT BEGINS. PRAISE TO THE EMPEROR- er.....Space King!

Flashgitz Tom & Don

@FlashgitzAnims

3 months

SPACE KING IS LIVE ON OUR CHANNEL

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

NOOOO NOT THE CLOWNS-

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

[Sobbing in banana flavored depression]

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

@pball92 As a girl, my problem isn't with the change, it's with how it was handled. There was no lead-up, no build-up, just a flat-out handwave and a retcon. It feels...underwhelming.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

@Mick19988 I can confirm that the Emperor gives the best advice. Source: There's a reason why Custodians are no longer capable of feeling depression, y'know...

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

3 months

BEHOLD! OUR GLORIOUS OVERLORD!

Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

3 months

IT BEGINS. PRAISE TO THE EMPEROR- er.....Space King!

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

6 months

PRAISED BE OUR GLORIOUS OVERLORD, THE EMPEROR! Wait... [checks notes] PRAISED BE OUR GLORIOUS OVERLORD, THE SPACE KING!

Flashgitz Tom & Don

@FlashgitzAnims

6 months

Teaser for our original series - Space King 👑

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

The Custodes are the good guys in 40k.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

28 days

What do you mean Ork Custodes? In matters of Ork Custodes there have always been Ork Custodes, since the first of the Custodes!

UrzagZapSkull

@GOBBINGITZVA

28 days

ITZ TIME LADZ!!!! MOB UP AND LETZ GET 'EM WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH #ORKSFORCUSTODES

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

@RetroDubsVA Why in the name of the frick frack snick snack tic tac crick crack smack would I do that when I can mildly annoy people with my deliberately non-swears? >:)

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

6 months

oh oh no- chaos bananas!

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@Rattapoom_K

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

"DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!" - Captain-General kitten, probably.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

8 months

Please....it's been 10,000 years....

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

8 months

Whomever sent me this deserves to perish. With regards, A very traumatized Custodes

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

Guardsman meeting Aquillan Shields for the first time, M?? colorized:

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

Judging by the replies on this post, call me mommy ONE MORE TIME, and I will crush your hips to powder. - With regards, The Custodes

Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

Ayo?!?

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1 year

@RulerOfHumanity

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5 months

@LordGeneral40k IT GETS BETTER-

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

[squints] They're the same picture though....?

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

7 months

CUSTODIAN SMASH!

Goldietheswagbear

@Goldietheswag3

7 months

friendly reminder to not say that around @AdeptusBananas .

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

16 days

Listen, we Custodes may hate the Thunder Warriors, but at least they never outright betrayed the Emperor like SOMEONE....

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

6 months

Of course. How else?

Boss Haultrukkz

@haultrukkz

6 months

"Hello, Custodes? Is your Golden Throne running right now?"

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

Hey look, it's the banana boys!

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

ATTENTION, CALLING ALL AQUILLAN SHIELDS. WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY DEPLOYMENT-

Anthony Joyce-Rivera 🎲

@AJoyce_Rivera

1 year

A guy named James Poxon made a Warhammer 40K diorama and posted it on FB. I saw it…and now I wanna cry…now you must cry too…😭 #warhammer40k #WarhammerCommunity

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

All my years of scouring the internet, I have genuinely never seen anyone hate Ushotan as a character. It's time to change that. (A thread on Ushotan, Birth of the Imperium:)

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

7 months

[picks up blueberry and starts carrying him away] Sorry, Guilliman, he's mine now.

🦇ภ๏א ครรยɭค🦇

@noxassula

7 months

Bananas and blueberries can live in harmony 🍌🫐 sometimes... #ultramarines #cusodes #warhammer40k #WarhammerArt

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@AdeptusBananas

1 year

BY THE THRONE-!

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

Delete dis, we kan't have em ummies figur'n out ma secret identity! Kall da boss, we boyz been discovered!

Big E

@RulerOfHumanity

1 month

Lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

5 months

I recognize the Emperor has made a decision. But, unfortunately, as He is currently incapacitated upon the Golden Throne and thus unable to make rational decisions, the Custodes have elected to ignore it. We will be carrying on the Blood Games and guarding our Emperor, good day.

Deactivated

@Officio_RoH

5 months

@AdeptusBananas @Sitjn64 This is why I fired you

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

3 months

I do not like these Thunder Warriors, their smug aura mocks me....

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

[happy banana noises] >:)

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

4 months

This deserves a standing ovation from the Custodes. Theatre at its finest!

Christopher Tester

@CGTester

4 months

ORK reviews BOLTGUN on Steam (actual review 😉) @AurochDigital

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

3 months

Can't beat the auramite out of you without getting closer.

Blade Champion Shwampi

@Shwampski

3 months

So you're approaching me?

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

@RulerOfHumanity HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT MY SECRET IDENTITY?!?

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@AdeptusBananas

4 months

We're so proud of him. - unknown Aquillan Shield.

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@AdeptusBananas

1 year

@RulerOfHumanity Ogryns when the funny hat man promises them ice cream:

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

4 months

The bananas are hijacking this now. The Sisters of Silence are gorgeous, muscled golden silent ladies in vratine who will sucker-punch psykers through a wall, what more could you want? Post Sisters of Silence, minis, lore, memes, etc, whatever! Let me see them!

Emperor of Humanity from Downunda

@AussieEmperor

4 months

When the Sisters of Silence exist in the 40k universe as female -SUPER SOLDIERS- that stand on par with Custodes or Astartes - that don't exist to have their secondary sex characteristics accentuated to entice younger males to buy them... Let me know.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

17 days

"You shalt not suffer the witch to live." C'mon, I'm a Custodes, and even I know this!

🅅

@kookoudge

18 days

#Maythe4thBeWithYou

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@AdeptusBananas

26 days

Rejoice, Imperial citizens. The bananas have made it to the big screen.

Troma

@TromaFR

26 days

WAIT WHAT FIRST OFFICIAL CGI CUSTODES IN @warhammer FACTION FOCUS !

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 year

STAY DEAD DAMN YOU!

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

Repeat after me. There have always been female Custodians. Always was, always will. And the Dread Host will pay a hint visit to those who fail to "remember" them. Good day! - With sincerity, The voxcaster Custodes

Mick

@Mick19988

1 month

CHANGE #warhammer40000 #WarhammerCommunity

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

18 days

I am back from my brief exile in the Webway!

Calus, Herald of Hive Fleet Chimera

@schizomoment0

18 days

@AdeptusBananas got their account locked for quoting a meme, bruh

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

5 months

RED ALERT ALL CUSTODES, RED ALERT- SLAANESH HAS BREACHED THE THRONE ROOM!

Deactivated

@Officio_RoH

5 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Ok hear me out

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

8 months

We were there when Twitter slew the Emperor.

Deactivated

@Officio_RoH

8 months

Sad to say but the RulerOfHumanity account is permanently suspended, the people who filed the DMCA strike refused my appeal. I’ll still be active here but yeah, guess I can’t post vids with music anymore lmao

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

5 months

Lore-accurate picture. The Custodes trying to paint a Sister of Silence portrait in Custodian Art Class have been sobbing for the last three hours. The fact she has been smugly blinking insults at us in Morse Code is not helping.

The Drunken Guardsman

@CadiaStands

5 months

What people think Sisters of Silence look like VS What they actually look like

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

22 days

They Were Always There by Stefan Ristic(Storykillinger)

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

The Blood Games are...uh.....eventful.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

1 month

@Helldivers2HQ Looks like we learnt nothing from Octavius, Warhammer:

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@AdeptusBananas

1 year

I swear, it was a tie!

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@AdeptusBananas

6 months

The Custodes have decorated the Throne Room for Sanguinala!

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@AdeptusBananas

6 months

@DubhDonald By Mootsthefrench

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@AdeptusBananas

5 months

Alright, fess up.... Which of you Custodes forgot the key?

Swany 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@SwanForge

5 months

The Custodes don’t want you to know this but the Eternity Gate isn’t even locked you can just walk right in.

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

4 months

Half the Astartes betrayed our King of Ages. We ain't forgiving them! (By @emwattnot )

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@AdeptusBananas

6 months

THE AQUILLAN SHIELDS HAVE FOUND OUR NEWEST REINCARNATION OF CARL! BEHOLD! OUR NEWEST GUARDSMAN MASCOT!

Factor

@OrangeSoap3

6 months

"A VERY BAD DECISION" I honestly don't know what prompted me to draw this...

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

7 months

WHAT?!?!?! ARE MY HELMET TRANSLATIONS MALFUNCTIONING?!?!?

Don Zalek

@don_zalek

7 months

⚠️Aviso para toda la warhammer banda⚠️ Se filtro una foto del representante del Imperio de la Humanidad, el Custodes Kardan Stronos ( @THEWHIT04 ), con una Tau, teniendo relaciones ilícitas. Se acabó la mentira, fue atrapado con las manos en la masa.

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@AdeptusBananas

3 months

There's no contest. The Custodes would win.

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@AdeptusBananas

4 months

The Custodes' official battle portrait:

Gonzo Gifd

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@AdeptusBananas

1 month

The Horus Heresy was a tragedy for all involved.

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@AdeptusBananas

1 month

@TerrgoreK Sisters of Silence really deserve more love.

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@AdeptusBananas

9 days

Whichever tech-priests that made this timing is getting turned into paste.

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@AdeptusBananas

1 month

Ayo?!?

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@AdeptusBananas

24 days

Hey! The Inquisition can't censor us, we're the Emperor-damned Custodes!

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Custodes

@AdeptusBananas

3 months

CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE, WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH IN THE DARK CELLS!

安岡篤志 / Atsushi Yasuoka

@noribros

3 months

クリーチャー作りたいなぁ🪱🪱

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@AdeptusBananas

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Update: The Custodes did, in fact, let me walk in to the Throne Room with a special hat, a clipboard, a toolkit and a ladder! Here's a selfie with the Emperor.