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Even if you study for 20 hours a day to secure a seat at IIT, your seat will be given to someone who has scored half of your marks.
In India, hard work has no value. It is cheaper than table salt.
Public programs of Union Home Minister Shri
@AmitShah
in West Bengal.
Date: 16th April 2021.
1) Public Meeting in Tehatta at 11:30AM
2) Roadshow in Krishnanagar Uttar at 1PM
3) Roadshow in Barrackpore at 3PM
4) Public Meeting in Khardaha 4:45PM
Today on Father’s Day id like to say one more thing, yes I’m my fathers daughter and yes I am here because of him and yes I’m privileged. That’s not an insult, my father has worked very hard to give me all of this. And it is my karma where I’m born and to whom I’m born. I’m proud
Mummy roz phone kar ke pooch rahi hain ki tum drugs toh nahi karte. Kabhi Bol deti hain pakka karte hoge. Bol rahi thi saath aake rehne lagungi. Yeh sab Kangna ki wajah se ho raha hai. Agar meri mom mere sath aake rehne lagi toh main Kangna ki koi movie nahi dekhunga.
There was a time jab parents dhamki dete the ki cable katwa denge taaki bacche bigad na jaaye. Meri mummy aajkal news dekh ke jo mujhe bol rahi hai mera bhi same mann kar raha hai.
It's unbelievable the kind of love and fame Crime Patrol has given me. Each Meme,dubsmash,reel, stand up,spoof,etc etc have contributed to the popularity. A big thank you to all creators and yes keep it up 😉😘. And this one is for all of you, especially for
@AbhiUpmanyu
RIP Raju Shrivastav. Aapko pehli bar laughter challenge pe dekh ke main jitna hassa tha woh hamesha yaad rahega. Aapki wajah se comedy karne ka confidence aaya. You will be missed. Thank you for everything 💔
If I didn’t do my homework, the teacher would make me do squats. In the long run I am better off than kids who completed their homework. They might be earning more, but I have better lower body strength.
I randomly opened the “Hindi ChessBase India” channel and they were doing commentary on the match between “Wesley So” and “ Teimour Radjabov” and the FIRST thing I heard was “Raja ka baaja baja hua hai”.
Hindi commentary se accha kuch nahi hai, kisi bhi game mein.
Cervical cancer Ki awareness kam aur doubt jyada phail gaya hai. Agli bar koi bolega kisi ko cervical cancer hai log kahenge, 2 din wait Karte Hain Pehle.
Bohat dino baad Bollywood mein bohat acchi funny movie aayi hai. Lootcase. Dekh lo agar nahi dekhi toh. Saare he actors ne bohat bakchodi macha di. Hotstar pe hai.
Hum ek baar jeete hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek bar karte hain, aur pyaar, pyaar bhi ek baar karte hain, magar bc yeh bartan Roz dhone padte hain
All the AAP people who are following me coz of my tweets, yeh galti se bhi mat samajhna ki main tumhaari taraf hoon ya tum log bohat pasand ho. Mujhe bas joke se matlab hai. Socha clear kar du.
Guided meditation instructor: Listen to the sound of the birds. Listen to the sound of the fan, the sound of perhaps a distance noise, sound of vehicle passing by
Me while meditating: Bhai chup karega tab sununga na.
Till you’re 36 yrs old, technically, you’ve been a child for majority of your life so apne aap pe jyada pressure mat daalna. Bacche he ho so pant pe susu kar bhi di toh koi ni.
The BJP has announced a nationwide dharna on 5th May against the widespread violence unleashed by TMC workers post the election results in West Bengal.
This protest will be held following all Covid protocols across all organisational mandals of the BJP.
Thank you for the response. Isi khushi mein next week main ek aur video upload kar dunga special se. Aur baaki special bhi next saal free mein daal dunga bas kisi ko turant he dekhna ho next week toh membership pe paid hoga. That’s it. Eventually it’ll all be free.
Next time when you guys buy tickets, bas yeh dekh lena ki normal show hai ya trial show. Trial show sasta hoga aur ghatia hoga aur normal show mehanga hoga aur ghatia hoga.
HAHAHAHAHA: I am actually laughing
Hahahahahaha: It’s genuinely funny but I am not laughing coz I am dead from inside
Hahaha: Just being polite
Haha: Let’s end this conversation
Ha: Sarcastic laugh
h: Typo
@Funnybee16
What privilege. ?? Beaches are available and accessible to every individual irrespective of what u consider privilege... We have a large coastline in India. It's only your state of mind (fearful or positive) that makes u avail the "privilege "
So, in the latest episode of Crime Patrol, the Police Inspector says, "Phone record ki baat mat karo, ab to stand-up comedian bhi mazaak banaane lage hain" 😂😂😂
@AbhiUpmanyu