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I don’t know who you are, but I will find you and I will eat your banga soup.

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6 months

Meanwhile my friend and I set up @picnicsng to help you set up picnics in Lagos. We find you the perfect location, provide refreshments, provide the props/decor and set it all up for you. All you have to do is show up! Follow @picnicsng for more inquiries.

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My friend got married to this amazing woman on Saturday. On Monday morning he got added to her family whatsApp group. My man said he almost shed a small tear because he was raised as an only child by his mother so that acceptance was a big deal for him. We all need that.

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The quite humming of the refrigerator in a Nigerian home is the most comforting sound ever. Almost thereupatic. It means there is light😂

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3 years

The boring life you are living has protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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Gave a ride to lady yesterday evening who told me she was just released after being kidnapped for 34 days by fulani herdsmen along the Benin bypass. Guess what - she was set free by local hunters. Not the army or the police. Her family couldn’t raise the ransom money.

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10 years ago, Falz and his team survived a near-death experience. One they will never forget as they have scars to show for those.

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2 years

Really wish folks would stop positioning tech skills like it’s a promotion from whatever they use to do. There is value in pharmacy too. And as much money to be made. And folks also need to know that as in all industries, not everyone is making money in tech.

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Before I became a UX/UI Designer. My humble beginning.

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This Paystack news is all the validation young people need. Y’all tell your parents that a boy with dreads just sold his company for 200M dollars. Dreadlocks no be bullet!! #EndSARS

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3 years

This is your last December without a car!!

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4 years

Happy to announce that all the premier league games will be shown live at the Lekki Toll Gate Protest ground this weekend. No excuses now guys! Plan to turn up. #SWATMUSTEND #EndBadGovernanceinNIGERIA

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In another 90 days Maria Carey will pack her yearly osusu again.

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Hating amala is a not a good personality trait. Please work on yourself.

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@dee_dorwiz @PolarisBankLtd People on here who date, love, support, hide or befriend yahoo boys, I hope you know this is what they really do. As you cruise in that Mercedes and live in their ‘all white’ house, I hope you know, you are enjoying someone else's life savings. You are as guilty as they are.

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Manifesting the most loving, caring, prayerful and gentle partner in 2023!

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Happened to my cousin. Was set to get a new job. Girlfriend goes to the CEO of the firm and tells him not to hire the boyfriend because if he gets the job, he’d leave her. CEO records the conversation & emails it to my cousin. We were mad! Today they are married with 4 kids.

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Have you ever loved someone that you don't even want to see them succeed in life cause they will leave you behind ?

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I’m on Cardi B’s Instagram and I can say two things: 1. Bad thing dey sweet 2. That woman’s energy is has to be pure Colombian coke 3. The strippers at Silver Foxx can buy houses from the cash Cardi and Jidenna sprayed from last night 4. Nigeria 2 be called Fuckinigeria now

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I totally get this man. Stopped doing the whole dinner date thing after I went out with one babe who ate all the food and spent the whole night trying to sell me lands in ibeju Lekki.

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She wants something more intentional but I think he’s burnt out of the dating scene

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@temsszn @maryjblige @djkhaled @RickRoss So much to learn from the second video. See the boundary and respect. The way DJ Khalid compliments and introduce Tems whilst keeping a safe distance, asking permission to hug her and finally introducing his woman to her, who he describes to her as his queen.

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11 months

A THREAD 👇 HERE IS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE MISSING OCEANGATE TITAN SUBMERSIBLE THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT.

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The men who walk away from their kids have no sense of duty. Fatherhood is a duty. It’s not always fun and rainbows so you must roll up those sleeves, swallow the pains and do it. If you can’t do it with the mum, ask for a divorce, just never ever walk out on your family.

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Why is the price of Brent falling ? 1. Fall in demand. No one is buying crude oil with cars packed at home and industries around the world closed for the lockdown. 2. No storage.Tank farms are full and can’t take anymore. 3.Oil tankers are stuck at sea. No where to offload

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The best time to leave your house tomorrow for work is 2am. I kid you not. The Lekki Toll gate will be shut down. If you work in Lekki sorry.

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@JarrettBellini Whoever is complaining about Tem’s head tie has definitely never been to a church in warri on Sunday morning.

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Somehow I forgot to mention that she was on her way from her mums burial in Abia state. From burial to kidnappers den🤦🏾 Imagine the ptsd. The pain. My God.

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Nigeria as a nation is still whisper. There is no country. I say this because no one is coming to save you if anything happens to you. No one. Except of course you have a high ranking person in government.

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@Aliciabottega I don’t know the kind of men y’all are dating. This is the barest minimum.

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3 years

Loving someone shouldn’t drain you.

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6 months

Let me stop here. The story is doing me one kain. I get it now why this woman will say she works too hard to travel by road. This is all the sign I need. Y’all be careful this December please as you travel home.

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She woke up one morning to see a strange looking man tugging at her cloths and asking her to be silent at the same time. She obeyed and followed the man out. Dude had a dane gun as against the Ak-47 regularly used by her kidnappers. She followed the man blindly.

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Everyone is Oke. Oke is everyone.

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I can’t even add them to this thread. For example there were well over hundreds of people kidnapped and living as slaves in the forest. Crazy thing is they can’t be located because there herdsmen moved camps every 48 hours.

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She said tears was streaming down her eyes as this was happening. Help eventually came. And she joined the private car to Epe. Then begged her way to Ajah. I’m silent as she narrates her stories and I shudder at some of the things she told me.

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Crying silently and hoping he wasn’t another kidnapper. They walked for well over 3/4 hours until they came out of the Benin Lagos expressway. There, the man asked her to go. She asked him his name and his number.

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@gabbyflores15 Well..it’s the gesture in itself.

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In her 30+ days in the camp, they moved more than 20 times. Once because the army came to attack the herdsmen but couldn’t subdue them. She talked about how they were used as human shields and how upset the kidnappers were when the army killed their cows in the process.

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She said he smiled and tells her not to worry and promptly walked back into the bush where they had come out from. As soon as he heads back in. She said she started running towards Lagos. She would occasionally stop to wave at cars to stop but non did.

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We are all in God’s hands now.

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1 year

@Empress_Brymex Stay o. Until they stone your head with onions.

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1 year

@Sly_xchanges Oya yahoo boy do your own tweet at bankers na. Nobody is stopping you.

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2 years

What is something inexpensive that a person can buy for you and it will make your entire day?!?

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@_PrettySecret This is beautiful

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Please we are meeting at the LEKKI TOLL GATE TOMORROW. Same time. We have folks spending the night as we speak. We’d just be joining them. NO DRESS CODE PLEASE

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2 years

You are not broke. Just pre-rich.

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@ronaldnzimora Oga Ikenna their first child is a teenager now.

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3 years

I’m the biggest banga soup evangelist on Twitter. So believe me when I tell you it’s not hype. Banga soup is not just food. It’s a culture. A way of life. A philosophy passed down in the creeks of the Delta by women and men who loved the good things of life.

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4 years

life na market. You trade finish. You go house. My dad goes home today. Never to return. Bye Captain Eric. Sail on.

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See this right here is how you show up for people. This is classy stuff.

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COLE THE GREATEST 🔥🥺🤧🙌🏾🐐

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‘I just ordered you food’. - A love language.

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The healthy relationship after the toxic one is always confusing. You don’t know if you should allow yourself to be vulnerable or just keep hiding in the shell you created from the toxic relationship.

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I’m buying a house this year. Yes, the books don’t agree but you know, from my mouth to God’s ears.

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@oyinababy Dude must be an Arsenal fan too 😂

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1 year

Why didn’t you guys advice Banky W to go Labour Party? Dude would have been celebrating already.

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3 years

If you break up with someone please break up completely. 🌚 This getting back together makes some of us who spread rumors look like liars

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4 years

Reciprocated energy is the most beautiful thing in the world.

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I’m thinking of holding a small banga soup festival here in Lagos. All the Urhobo food and delicacies will be made, displaced and eaten for free. Will you attend ?

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Women like it when you give them money for no reason.

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5 years

I need an intern to work with me on a financial services product i'm currently building. You must be smart, proactive and should live on the island.I'd pay you 40k monthly. Plus an allowance to cover communication and internet subscription.Remote work option on the table too. RT

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@Emmavic14 @rachm0re From the minute you can afford something comfortably it loses its allure. That’s how rich people are able to sleep with all the goodies in their refrigerator.

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I save money but I never save on food. It’s one thing I can’t see myself compromise. Nope. I will pay for the tastiest food in town, the best coffee in the city, heck I’ll travel to countries that offer great food. Food is food. Leave me and my tasty food alone. 👀

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@Mrpossidez Have you ever trended? Did Baddo jump on your thesis ? 💀

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If the Nasco guy Nassraddin dies at the ripe old age of 96 then there is nothing like karma.

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Keep it together guys!! The protest at the Lekki Toll gate continues!! Under the rain or in the sun!! #EndSWAT

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@Phil_Lewis_ Happened to a cousin of mine. Was set to get a new job. Girlfriend goes to the CEO of the firm and tells him not to hire the boyfriend. Totally bad mouths him. CEO records the conversation and email it to my cousin. We were livid They are married today with four kids.

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The Titan is a custom-built vessel that has not had its design classified by any ship classification society. You see the problem? It has no GPS. Nor a black box like an airplane has.

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One day our Mum will ask us for 100k & we will send her 1,000,000 can i hear you say Amen 🙏🏿

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Yahaya Bello and Desmond Elliott is all we need to know that ‘Not too young to run’ is not the solution to Nigeria’s problems. We have a leadership issue as a country. Young and old.

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@JemimaOsunde Men don’t change for women. I wish more women knew this. Men change when/because they’ve hit rock bottom.

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SAY IT WITH ME: “i am open to receiving things that exceed my expectations.”

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A specie of bacteria called Halomonae titanicae is eating up the ship every second and will eventually consume everything until the entire ship disappears. In summary scientists believe it will finish eating the entire ship by 2030!

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The conflict between Russia and the Wagner Group is a lesson for our country. We should be wary of the possibility of Asari Dokubo or other militants turning against our army for some reason.

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May we attract people with good intentions 🥂

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@FS_Yusuf_ Any government that takes away the subsidies and passed all the expenses to you - the masses- to bear without cutting off its own fats and excesses - in the form of personal salaries and benefits-has not hit the ground running. Let us not celebrate hardship and mediocrity please.

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Sometimes you don’t realize how terrible someone treated you until you are explaining it to someone else.

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A micro biologist student from UNIBEN went into a quite church to read. She never knew that would be her last day on earth. She was raped and beaten to a pulp. Ended up dying from multiple complications. Broken dreams. Wasted years. Sad parents. #JusticeForUwa

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I lived in Warri and to be honest I never met the lazy wrapper tying and Kai Kai drinking Urhobo man yall are describing today.

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@Mish_Shelle These kids will never be okay. I think the young one has his/her hands together pleading that he should stop. The emotional damage this does to children cannot be quantified.

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Some of you don’t even realize how you light up rooms and inspire people by just being you. You are literally magnetic and you don’t even know it.

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One day our Mum will ask us for 100k & we will send her 1,000,000 can i hear you say Amen 🙏🏿

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What is something inexpensive that a person can buy for you and it will make your entire day?!?

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Sexualizing GRV doesn’t help him at the polls. It paints him as unserious. Y’all need to stop it.

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Woke up to a call from a new friend asking where I was. Told him I was still home and he says he’s on his way to me. Dude gets here, ask me to come out. I do. And lo and behold he hands me 20 liter of fuel in a jerrycan! For free!! This is such a beautiful way to end my week.

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This is not the first time The Titan is being used to go view the Titanic. People pay N250,000 dollars to go view it. That’s N172,750,000 in Naira! One of the people who went to view the ship a while ago was a woman who saved for 30 years to be able to see it.

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The Titan has floatation tanks that are flooded with water to descend, and filled with air to return to the surface. The crew inside CANNOT open the submersible from the INSIDE— to be let out, a team on the surface must open the hatch. 😳

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My friend was telling me how she has had to change her lifestyle to fit the reality of the state of the country. No more new clothes. No more wedding asoebies. Or hanging out after work. Just home and work. It's been painful watching our country go from bad to worse on a daily.

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@TheDezIyare yes Ade

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@lajbanks the whole night bro. Couldn’t get a word in.

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The Titan is a five-person research and survey submersible owned and operated by OceanGate, a private company that provides submersibles for commercial, research and military purposes. Submersibles are underwater vehicles that are used to explore the ocean.

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Lagos will learn the hard way like the people of Warri did. I saw hundred of companies melt away like ice cream from warri with my own eyes. One day they were there and the next day they weren’t. Now the city has turned into a cesspool of kidnappers and yahoo boys.

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Another 365 days around the sun. Nothing missing. Nothing broken. Thank you Jesus. Happy birthday to me.

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You know what the world needs right now? Mass therapy. We all need to talk to someone about how we really really feel inside. There’s so much pain and grief. We need to share this feeling of hurt with someone who can listen.

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And the ‘Urhobo wayo’ term is not because the Urhobo man is cunning and dubious. It originated from the greeting ‘Urhobo Wa do’. That is how the Urhobo’s greet each other at social gatherings. Folks from other tribes heard what they heard obviously 🙄

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I miss my dad so much. It’s harder on nights like this. I’d give everything I own right now just to just hear him call my name. Or see him flash that his toothy smile. I’d give anything.

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Unfollow me if you support yahoo boys. Or if you are one. Or if your life long goal is to be an international fraudster. Y’all are so disgusting.

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Take pictures with your family. Make long videos. Life is short. Make memories.

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Banga soup is the president of soups. Amala and ewedu is VP. Egusi is Senate President. Afang is chief whip.

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When I lost my dad last year today I was instantly upset with @JohnNetworQ because he had lost his dad years before and never once told me how much it hurt. This tweet is for everyone who is triggered by the Father’s Day messages because their dad is no longer around. 🫂

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It was her single life goal! She belong to a movement of people who are obsessed with the sunk ship and would do anything to see it. Some people even sell their houses and their properties to be able to. Some take bank loans too! You get the obsession now ?

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I cannot imagine being with someone that thinks being goofy is childish..because life is already hard. Can’t be serious all the time please. I’m already too intense as it is. Please make jokes. Make memories. Make me laugh please.

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Yesterday I accidentally discovered that women get turned on watching you fold your long sleeves up and tugging at your tie afterwards.

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The pilot of the Titan is Stockton Rush, the CEO and co-founder of OceanGate. He became the youngest jet-transport-rated pilot in the world at age 19 in 1981.

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Special thanks to our parents for all the Christmas love and magic we felt as kids.

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