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Ha hum wahi hai jo yaha se tweets leke instagram pe daalte hai 🥴 2.5M+ Followers On Instagram.

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3 years
The secret to a great marriage ? ~ Keep his stomach full & his balls empty.
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Me everytime i feel a random chest pain -
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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3 years
~ Don't cry it's just a scene The scene ~
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
Chalo ek kaam to acha hua, Ye car dashboard wali stories nahi dekhna padh raha ab !
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2 years
😎
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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3 years
~ Ha bhai kya piyega ? ~ Kuchh nahi bro ~
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
Married couple ka sahi hai, jab chhae tab kar lete honge baatein 😌
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4 years
Wo log bhi *Quarantine Sucks* ke status daal rahe hai jo din bhar ghar me padhe rehte the.
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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5 years
Did you know that you can't breathe while smiling ? . . . Just kidding ! I just wanted to see you smile ❤️
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
Dil todhke kehti hai.. *Streaks 100 hone wali hai, wo mat todhna*
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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3 years
Saare shauk khatam hone lagte hai, Jab ghar ki zimmedariya sar pe hoti hai 💯❣️
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
HIV hi theek tha Jo pelta tha wahi jhelta tha !
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
It's winter I need wine. Can i be the 6 Will you be my 9 ?
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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5 years
Pata nahi logo ko friend with benefits wali ladkiya kaise mil jaati hai, Humse to koi friendship tak nahi karti 🙇‍♂️
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
Tall people : 69 Short people : ea
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
Aaj bahut se dil tootege Or palang bhi 🌝
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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5 years
He : Baby send nu#€s 😍 She : No i won't. He : Acha to bina filter wali pic bhejo apni 🤷‍♂️ She : Upar upar ka hi dugi , dekhke delete kardena.
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
Deep down Every boy wants a gf jo us pandit ke pas thi 👀💯
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
Lagta hai sabko mirzapur dekhni hai tabhi jaldi jaldi out ho rahe 👀
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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5 years
'OYO CHALOGI ?' is the new way to ask about 'S€X KARNA CHAHTA HU TUMHARE SATH ?' ❤️🌹
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
A educated man can marry an uneducated women but an educated women cannot marry an uneducated man.
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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3 years
Ghar me bina ladai hue diwali ki feel hi nahi aati 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
I share so many memes & make y'all smile. You could atleast knock me in inbox & thank me for that. It's basic manners.
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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5 years
Kaise rude log hai bc
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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1 year
Arey yaar 🥲🫠
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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3 years
Single tick dikhne ke baad bhi whatsapp me call karne ka koi sense hai?
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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2 years
Goodnight:)
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3 years
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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6 months
Jay shah supermacy 🫶
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
Yaar dark circles bhi hatane hai or raat bhar jaagna bhi hai !!
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4 years
What is something you can say during S*x & IPL match ?
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
S for Smith S for Samson S for Six 🔥
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3 years
Kabhi kabhi dukh us level pe pahuch jata hai ki koi gaana bhi relate nahi hota bc 🤧
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5 years
He : Hum sex karte time record karege okay? She : Jitni jaldi tera nikal jata hai us hisab se to GIF hi ban payegi !
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3 years
Aadha bharat goa me dikh raha hai or aadha ghar me...
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5 years
Kuch Ladkiya Toh Hum Memers Ko Islie Bhi Message Nahi Karti Taaki Unhi Ka Meme Na Ban Jaye !
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3 years
"Jyada link link mat karo bharosewalo, bahar nikal ke bhejduga"
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3 years
Afghanistan ka mahol dekhte hue, South Delhi ki Lavanya ne jo kal tweet kiya tha... "Are we really independent wala", Aj wo delete ho chuka 🌚
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5 years
Girlfriend aisi ho jo Khud hi room book karde ❤️😌
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5 years
Aasani se toot jau wo Insaan thodi hu, Sabko pasand aajau Bhagwan thodi hu !!
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3 years
Ask any boy to have s€x rn, I bet you they won't even argue, they'll say yes 😎🤝
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5 years
Waiting for my wife who would say, '' Dinner banau ya mood ''
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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4 years
12 bajte hi net ki speed slow ho jani hai aj 🌚
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1 year
Ab toh chandrayan bhi land ho gaya moon par naa jane tum kab land hogi mere upar 🥺
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5 years
Bachpan me jab patakhon ka shauk tha, Tab khareedne ke paise nahi the, Ab jab paise ho gaye hai toh shauk nahi raha!
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3 years
Hum down kya hue tum to bewafa hogaye sanam 🥲 #instagramdown #facebookdown #WhatsAppDown
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4 years
Ladies, what makes a man instantly unattractive??
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5 years
Don't wish me "Happy Dhanteras" . . . Send me "Dhan & make me feel happy"
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5 years
Good morning ugly people. PS : Not wishing beautiful people because everyone wishes them anyways.
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2 years
Aadat is more dangerous than Mohabbat 💯
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2 years
@High_OnWeed_ We go on trips to forget our problems.
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2 years
Raat aayi nahi ki sad vibes aane lag jaati hai bas
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6 years
(12 year old kid) - Papa, mai iss duniya me kaise aaya? Papa - Beta, Ek Pari Aayi Thi Wo Tumhe Hamare Paas Chorh Gayi. Kid -
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3 years
Comment any underrated song 👇
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6 years
Anand bhai tum bada mast kaam karta hai 👏❤
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3 years
Maze to unke hai jinhe pata hi nahi chala ig fb wp sab down pada hai 🥴
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5 years
When someone says, "I don't want a relationship right now" the ''at least not with you" is silent.
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5 years
Her : Relationship Me Time Dena Seekho Him : Tum Bhi Time Pe Dena Seekho.
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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6 years
Tom & Jerry Did It First 😂👇
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2 years
alentines ay is coming up for those who won't be getting the V or the D on feb 14th.
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5 years
Ghar Ke Sabse Chote Bacche Ko *Gharelu Naukar* Ghoshit Kardena Chahiye
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3 years
The owner of this account is going to sleep. Leave them a kind message so they can wake up happy in the morning & won't lose their will to live.
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Others of my age : Aah winter is here, Season of cuddles & intimacy. Me : Ab meri tabiyat ke la #de lagege !!
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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6 years
*During Sex* My sperm in 🎈 to her 🥚🥚 be like :
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5 years
Tum Cleavage Dikhati Reh Jaogi Woh Novel Padhne Vali Se Patt Jayega !
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1 year
Tum toh memer ho tumhari girlfriend hogi hi... Yeh bolke sari lakdiyo ne reject kardiya 😔
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5 years
*Meme Page Admin : I love you * Expectations : OMG I love you too Reality : Kahi meme to nahi bana rahe ?
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6 years
Diwali Saaf-Safai in Ambani's House.
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5 years
Bhaiya Ko English Me ''Sweet'' Bolo Toh Khush Ho Jaate Hai, Aur Hindi Me ''Meetha'' Bolo Toh Bhadak Jaate Hai.
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Forget nudes, I wanna see the real you. The you beneath your clothes. I want to see your skin, your naked body. I want to see you exposed t- Oh that's nudes? Nvm yeah I want nudes.
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5 years
Single Bhi Ro Rahe Hai, Committed Bhi Ro Rahe Hai, Shadi Shuda Wale Bhi Ro Rahe Hai, Khush Hai To Kewal Friend With Benefits Wale 😌❣️
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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1 year
Take a bow to IPL script writers 🙌
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5 years
Mera chutiya kaatne ka sochna bhi mat didi, Sone se pehle 'shiv tandav' sunta hu 'bada pachtaoge' nahi.
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5 years
Soch raha tha tiktok kharid kar band karwadu par hijro ki haay lagegi isliye sochna band kardiya...
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@ADULTFAMILY2M
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6 years
Iss pyaar ko kya naam du 😐
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2 years
Imagine a girl who sends you booty pics when you’ve had a bad day 🫣🥵
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6 years
Sabki Kismat Mein Aisa Pyar Nahi Hota Janab ❤💯
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6 years
Me : Aaj se sab bakchodi band, Sirf apne career pe dhyan duga. *Me also at 3 AM*
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Interviewer : Isse Pehle Kaha Job Karte The ? Me : Shri Ram Finance Mein. Int : Sorry, Hum Apko Job Nahi De Sakte. Me : Lekin Kyun ? Int : Jo Shri Ram Ka Nahi, Wo Kisi Kaam Ka Nahi.
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3 years
@shutupsanat Gym trainer ban jau ?
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5 years
Kal raat pehli baar usne nudes bheje the par afsos hai ki kuch download nai horaha tha 😪 Mark ki maa ka bharosa
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5 years
Mil jayega koi na koi toot ke chahne wala, Ab sheher ka sheher toh bewafa ho nahi sakta....
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5 years
Relationship Status : Mera Hath Thak Chuka Hai Kisi Ki Ungliyan Thak Chuki Ho To Batana !!
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6 years
Woh bhi kya din the .....
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1 year
Kaha milegi woh ladki jo meri photo ko story par laga kar likhegi, ‘mine’ 🥹
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6 years
Me - Kya Kar Rahi Ho ? Crush - Chemistry Padh Rahi Thi Me -
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6 years
Umar ke sath sath, Maa-Baap ki har wo baate samajh aane lagti hai jo bachpan me lecture lagti thi.
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6 years
When Class Topper Gets 99/100 But Still Fights For That Remaining 1 Mark.
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6 years
#Tagher Andar se hawas ki pujari, Bahar se ekdum sanskari.
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1 year
Match cancel hojaye isse accha toh, GT ko trophy mil jayegi fir bolne ko to rahega ki match nai hua warna trophy hmari hi thi. #CSKvsGT
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5 years
Mujhe to ye attendance ka locha samajh nahi aata, BC fees hum de rahe hai, tumhe hamari attendance se kya taklip hai ?
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Tumhe kya lagta hai tumhari zindagi hi jhand hai? Kal Mere 1 Dost Ki Shadi Thi Aur Uski Patni Ka Naam 'Savita' Hai.
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6 years
We all know someone jiska chutiya katt raha hai, but he/she is convinced that uska pyar sachha hai.
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6 years
Aise Block Karke Baccho Wali Nafrat Mat Karo, Seedha Dil Se Nikal Phenko !
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6 years
When you have poor acting skills, but you know guys are interested in looking something else 😹
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