Bishop SkyDaddy @99Poke_em Twitter profile

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

6 years

About Last Night! #shotononeplus6

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

Bruh! Unemployment is such a terrible thing... You feel useless, the depression hits hard, you may even start hiding from your friends

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

That Terminal 3 at Kotoka is really beautiful. But why are airport workers always begging like that. “What did you bring me” on arrival vs “what are you leaving me “ on departure ? It’s distasteful !

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

1 year

Kurasinii

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@sarkodie

1 year

Sarkodie - Try Me [RAW] (Lyrics Video) via @YouTube

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@99Poke_em

1 year

I really want this for Ghana. Intercity Trains 😭😭😭😭

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@African_Odyzzee

1 year

Countries with working infrastructure 🇰🇪

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

This be what Rashford Dey do ooo…. Your team mate dey under fire then you Dey hype your body

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 months

You go feel say your bro join army dey do dangerous things …. Meanwhile he just dey play guitar for some side

GTV Ghana

@GTV_Ghana

5 months

Soja love for @FailaAbdulRazak #CookathonByFaila #CookathonOnGTV

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

Someone donated $5000.... that’s the kind of shit I want to see .... not your ppl ranting on Twitter daily .... Lord for do me show so that it would be me making such donations

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

Squad dey go through am oooo but we all dey maintain composure

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

One of my friends was complaining that our other friend won't stop talking about his workday whenever we meet. He later got a job and guess who won't stop talking about his work and boss... 🤣🤣🤣 life comes at you fast

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

Fornication be expensive pass... Condoms 70 Gh... Girl too want food and drinks... She dey expect transportation... If you decide say you dey go hotel another cost... After, you for give am something for appreciation... 3tw3 y3 sikafuor eduani

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

1 year

Corporate Accra be funny pass … in their Corollas with their AC on wearing Friday wear feeling like the top earners in Ghana and everyone else is beneath them

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

Ebi say you ppl no travel before or you are being absolutely stupid ? Before covid, vaccinations were required for travel. The yellow vaccination card then Ebi your WASSCE grades Dey top ?

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

1 year

You know how low you got to be to drop a diss tape to a woman … a woman who doesn’t even make music at that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 naaaaaa

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

When I see Twitter women trying to condition men to spend on them it always Dey funny me …. “A real will ….” Will ony3 gbemi

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

8 months

Kuffuor’s Goverment was taking kickbacks for contracts Mahama was putting his brother on Boards before giving contracts Akuffo Addo is creating new companies with family and friends to give them contracts Things just keep getting worser and worser #OccupyJulorbiHouse

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

7 months

No go slack preg 30+ woman oooo…. She go born physical ….

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 months

You be tailor bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@tailorMARIQUE

5 months

From what I see on here, I am probably the only brother who doesn't sweat or mind ironing women's clothes

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

11 days

Burkina Faso with recent coup is feeding Ghana mangoes …. We that the green in our flag represents the agricultural dien dien …. Wei

GHOne TV

@ghonetv

11 days

Ghana spent GHC166,240,503 on mango imports last year... #GHOneNews #GHOneTV #NewsAlert

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

I give some girls lift for dansoman as I go buy some fried rice... Next thing I hear be... Eiii... The rice is smelling nice oooo.... We haven't eaten this evening

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

7 months

I will be pissed af if I paid 12000 for a tv and an Okada guy delivered it …

EverydayItems Ltd.

@EverydayItemss_

7 months

The 2022 LG UQ81 smart 4K TV going out for delivery. 12,000 Ghc only. Dm or call 0594526426 for more info and enquires. 📍Ashale botwe, Everydayitems consumer electronic stores on google maps.

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

Stars and Stripes Mi Seh

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

So I completed my Mustang

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

Is he wearing a waist trainer ?

Ameyaw Debrah

@AmeyawDebrah

5 years

“The music industry can do without Shatta Wale and Stonebwoy- Obour

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

Learn from Beyoncé. Nothing is getting addressed .... if you want an explanation they should listen to your next album/song it may be on there

Song Bird

@Gyakie_

3 years

Hi good afternoon, I apologize deeply to anyone that felt offended by my earlier tweet. Mey3 very sorry. Let's keep pushing Ghana music to the world.🇬🇭❤️

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

6 years

Ohemaa why? USA is not playing ooooo

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

Dear Oloni : hhehejakhzhsbebebbzxb Oloni : Leave him

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

10 months

Dbee billing go shock you …. It’s not everyday …. But you go hear crazy things …. She go feel say she is not demanding but she wants flowers … then you find out flowers is 800ghc

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

That's how I went to read a script for Metro TV for a Telenovela.... They said I wasn't showing anger in the reading and I told them "me when I am angry, I don't talk" 😭😭😭😭😭

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

That’s how they threatened one of my boys into buying a phone for his girl “ if you don’t buy it for me and someone else buys it for me, don’t get angry “ 😭😭😭😭

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

The TL lawyers say make we forget, the doctors too say that side no good … what profession again we go take inspire our kiddies ?

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

8 years

Lmao.... who said Bridget Otoo ein sideburns make like S.K. Oppong?

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

You ppl Dey come behave like dem no eat you for piçanto ein back and things … Honda civic wan wan

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

4 years

😂😂😂 you think bloombar invented it ?

uncledaddy

@mR_kings4d

4 years

The bloombar lightening design and setup is what every new spot is using. Hoh. Change your style small

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

8 months

Nah bro…. I hate you niggas … your friend got called to the Bar …. You have posted her 300 different times … you have never posted your wife … how do you think she is going to feel ? What’s wrong with some of you niggas

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

It’s facts … na so one seasoned sports journalist take impregnate my ex … finish take block me on this app 😭😭😭😭

Durag Habibi

@Gdn432

2 years

That tweet about gh twitter competing with gh celebs over the same girls kills me

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

Yes ! Things are hard everywhere. In Illinois they removed taxes on fuel and groceries. Tell me one intervention the government has done to ease the burden on our ppl. You forced a tax on the same ppl under these same economic hardships and you want to blame market women

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

The food bloggers in Ghana... Adey take God beg you... Include parking situation and directions to finding some of these places. Why is the restaurant hiding behind some building with no visible signs around to tell you this is where it is

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

4 years

For those asking

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

Man asked me if I wanted to use washroom … I said no … I later went to the washroom and he followed me …shouted bossu then he tear tissue paper for me to wipe my hands after washing them … “leave me something eh bossu”. My mind too dey do me ghana hard so I give

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

Even if she is a thief ?

Unkonfined

@unkonfined

5 years

Never chase anyone.

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

6 years

Lighthouse church members dey this table you are shaking top

Oluwa Farmer 🐐

@oluwafarmer

6 years

I swear nobody gets married faster than 2 horny christians

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

4 years

No be this app top we Dey housewives of Atlanta call Our president on loudspeaker .... dem ankasa they don’t respect themselves ...

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

Boooooom!!!!! My congratulations just arrived !!!!!

Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

You guys for pray for me make I get this job... Free lunch .. everything in the vending machine is free ... And you get to wear slippers with socks to work if you choose to

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

1 year

Everyone says it’s nice except Ghana Girls …. Cause of the cheating all the men smell the same to them

Durag Habibi

@Gdn432

1 year

Dior Sauvage smells amazing. Borrowed my friends car one weekend and he had his in his ride. The compliments I got that weekend nbs. Shoutout to my niggas fr ✊🏿

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

7 years

Rashida and the Business 😂😂😂😂😂

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

8 months

@_Nhyira_ *Sharpens Penis*

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

The marriage thing be crazy... A married couple keep fighting over garden eggs... Man doesn't like garden eggs in his light soup, wife keeps cutting the garden eggs in half and putting them in the soup 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

6 years

My guy ein girl ein phone spoil. Opana take the phone repair am, he went through her whatsapp and he that bought the phone is the second boyfriend it seems. Them throw party on her birthday dem no invite am seff. They had been dating for 3 years

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

1 year

Women don’t deserve anything walaaahi …. I bought you 2 Christmas presents and all I get is “You didn’t buy anything for yourself?”

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

@enyonvm Went to a woman looking for a job. Her son is the one who decided I shouldn’t get the job because they have more qualified ppl internally. He was driving a Toyota Corolla. The mom said he had learnt his lesson from driving a Benz so that’s him in his humbled state.

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

Merry Christmas from me, myself and I🎄 🎄🎄 Ho ho ho

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

King Promise wearing a durag on his Sakora is still undefeated!

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

6 years

After Moses left Egypt with the Israelites, these are some of the foolish things they said before they got to Canaan

Isaac 'Opeele' Boateng

@CoachOpeele

6 years

Even in Dumsor ex Prez @JDMahama ensured Ghanaians were safe without fear. Now look at us living in fear under competence. Posterity

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

7 years

So you are not beautiful because he is getting engaged?

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

@el_chairmina @nii_nartei The pole was definitely there before the shop 🤣🤣🤣

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

7 years

As we all dey struggle, some ppl dema parents sort dem kraaaa... Some too ebi dem for go sort dema parents... Not all fingers are the same

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

20 years ago I was saving my project work on 1.4 mb floppy drive 15 years ago I wouldn't dream of downloading a 700mb video file 10 years ago I wouldn't dream of streaming a whole movie online Today I am downloading 40 GB of game updates in 10 minutes Technology Change

nii

@sickofacebook

2 years

The problem is very simple: THE COVID-19 VACCINES WERE DEVELOPED A LITTLE TOO QUICKLY. 9/n

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

That Kuami Eugene Song ft Kudi ... Ohemaa??? My gawd !!!

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

Someone asked me once "you are not proud of your secondary school?" Lmao... Fuck that shit, I paid for education and moved on... What is all the feelings about...

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

7 years

Bhim Pre-order the thing

Pulse Ghana

@PulseGhana

7 years

Dr Louisa Ansong: Wife of Stonebwoy 'heavily' pregnant

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

This should be a proper event in Taadi... give ppl a reason to spend a weekend in Taadi... sell costumes and more ... a whole Caribbean style parade and jams

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

7 years

Just found 35ghc in my shirt pocket. First of all I want to thank God for his unending favors in my life. Then I want to thank @Twitter for giving us #280characters . Shout outs to my mum and all of my people in Mamprobi. To God be the Glory!

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

4 years

No... Sark really dey taya... Woke rappers coming for him... Azonto champions too coming from some side... Dancehall artistes too won't let him be ... One person... why?

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

4 years

But like joke like joke... boys really loss for the TL top oooo ... today squad really sleep early 😂😂😂😂

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

You Dey apple music Dey stream those artistes because them be your friends so you think those songs are hits. Play Dey you ppl your eye top

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

9 years

You are outside the club, ppl are going in, but you are out saying the club inside no dey pap

Baby Naa 👩🏾‍✈️

@sonia_naaa

9 years

A word of advice enjoy life whiles u single,cos wen u marry suicide that 😂☺️

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

4 years

Small rain and all you ppl think about is sex ... how is the country going to develop ?

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

Who noticed how quickly Shatta cut the u turn as Dem commot the gun???

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

When Kidi Says Sugar Daddy

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

@enyonvm She drives a Landcruiser. She wanted to buy a Lexus but that would be too much luxury so the Landcruiser is her being humble. House had 2 living rooms. And a power plant on standby. She gave me $500 to fix my car light but I no get the job

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

They are forgiving student loans. What has your government done for you apart from hardship after hardship. No vex me with some of these stupid takes. Is it my morda that said they can manage the economy

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

8 years

😂 😂 😂 😂 I wonder which other country Miss Ghana could be representing...

Ameyaw Debrah

@AmeyawDebrah

8 years

Miss Ghana representing Ghana at Miss World finals

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

4 years

The problem here is ppl no Dey do any research before they pick a career ... some of the courses seff no be what you wanted to do in the university but dem Dey go so you dey go some .... I’ve been there, I hope the education becomes more career oriented than just mass education

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

What’s going on here ?

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

4 years

Sisa by King Promise

Sisa

King Promise · Song · 2020

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

If woman no be interested Ebi clear pass anything ….

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

4 years today since I moved to the US. God has been good!

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

4 years

Squad got jobs from here ... You ppl didn't know it's not just Twitter ... Ppl found wives on these streets ... You ppl didn't know still ? Dem slap Snyper for Purple, you still no see ... Ebi today you ppl dey find out it's not just Twitter ...

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

9 months

Correct guy !!! His penis Dey worry am small k3k3 but even that one it’s not his fault ….

Instablog9ja

@instablog9ja

9 months

Davido set to join the candlelight procession for Mohbad in Lekki, Lagos #Justice4Mohbad

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

4 years

I haven't hand washed in over 15 years. Used to pay for laundry in Uni and a washing machine is one of the first things I bought when I started making some money. TV, Fridge, Washing Machine. You deserve to make life easy for yourself

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

@__ann13__ @kwab122 Nope …. He meant 800ghs which is 8000000 ghc (old Ghana cedis) …. That’s under $200 right now

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

When ppl are driving expensive cars “the accra be two” When ppl are throwing lavish weddings and charging an arm and a leg for make up “we are not the target market” “they have built their brand “ But when aqua safari is charging $500 a night “Ghana hard” Make up your mind

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

If you go church wey you open your eyes you go see all the foolish things Dey happen for there …. The churches taking from the poor rather than being a refuge place for them …. That shit disgusts me. I have seen the Anglican Church Church doing some amazing work to help ppl

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

1 year

@quaku_afriyie The Calbank headquarters ppl and their security ooo

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

Like this tweet for a sub

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 some ppl Dey if them start dey give you fans you for know say you Dey do something wrong

PAPPY KOJO

@PAPPYKOJO

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

I Went Skydiving - A thread

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

8 years

The Adidas dey stammer

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

Ghanaian banks having you draw directions to your house on paper got to be one of the funniest things 😂😅😅 😂😂 😂 do they keep all those papers ???

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 months

@jampadu That’s all they know how to do 🤣🤣🤣 terrorize civilians

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

And the NSMQ needs better production. Documentaries, interviews, school profiles, contestant profiles, preparation steps …... Past contestants and what they are doing now …. Tons of content for even when the quiz itself is not ongoing

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

1 year

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 US security policies will override almost every country’s policy …. The countries wey go remain go be like 3 and none is African

Julian

@mr_julz

1 year

So like Nana Addo dey go White House, wona National security go screen US journalists? We no be serious one sef

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

4 years

Ghana women want do entrepreneurship norrrrr cooking or selling clothes ...

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

2 years

Also culture shock …. Outside Ghana … most ppl don’t know the day they were born …

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

9 months

I couldn’t get a job for 5 years … I could feel myself wasting away

Edem Kumodzi 🇬🇭🇹🇬

@edemkumodzi

9 months

Inspired by @Fosudo ’s tweet, I’d like to also ask: People who left Ghana, what was the thing that made you finally decide to leave?

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

7 years

UT Bank couldn't get a loan in less than 48hrs

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

8 months

@jhu__nea__ Kurasinii … you can’t see an exaggeration even if they slap you with it

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

5 years

So you have put out someone's face and number on suspicious behavior without any real evidence. You no contact police, you no report the driver to bolt but it's Twitter that needs to see this. Great

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Bishop SkyDaddy

@99Poke_em

3 years

Those of you that were shitting on his parade…. This one is for you … mmoaaaa

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