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The Data Guy ♠️

@96nsuave

6 months

Remember, you’re not ordinary 💯

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The Data Guy ♠️

@96nsuave

1 month

To a player with 4 champions league 😭😹

Lili ᰔᩚ. 🇧🇪

@hangitinthelouv

1 month

"This is what you came for." 🥹🩵

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@96nsuave

2 months

Jude Bellingham is 12 years younger than Lucas Vasquez (32) and he's practicing dance moves with him in training but a certain Norwegian who's 5 years older than Bellingham told us it's difficult making friends in Real Madrid.

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🗣️ Lucas Vazquez: “The dance? It’s a very cool photo. We’ve done that celebration in some training sessions and this was the right moment.”

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@96nsuave

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Sometimes we get carried away and forget they are just kids. 2 UCL finals at 23 is very insane

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1 month

🚨 OFFICIAL: Rodrygo is nominated for the best U23 player in La Liga 23/24 season award.

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@96nsuave

19 days

They have so much in common -Jersey number -underrated -score crucial goals -Important CDR performance -Their mouth always puts them in trouble

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

19 days

Past and present #11 . 🤍

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@96nsuave

2 months

Real Madrid close roof, you think say na because of AC?

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@96nsuave

2 months

"making friends at Real Madrid is not easy" uno

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@96nsuave

2 months

They called Ronaldo arrogant They called Benzema an abuser They called Vinicius a provocator They are calling Bellingham a PR machine Notice the pattern when it’s a Real Madrid player shining?

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@96nsuave

1 month

Imagine trying to racially abuse this one, he’d prolly score a hat trick on your head and celebrate by eating bananas

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@YashRMFC

2 months

Endrick's celebration in LaLiga will hit like crack

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@96nsuave

1 month

This is our finest player😹

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@LaLiga

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🎉🤍

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@96nsuave

1 month

@liamudoh Fairs But those broke niggas life memes your fanbase are spamming are hilarious He's one of the most decorated players in that dressing room

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@96nsuave

2 months

@official_micolo If Arda Guler can fit in, your excuse is dead on arrival

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@96nsuave

1 month

Militao is not the only problem in this video btw, I won't mention names, just observe.

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@96nsuave

1 month

This clip summarizes Rodrygo’s season, hustle without evidence 😭

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@WolfRMFC

1 month

Imagine Arda Guler wasn’t injured at the start of the season, he would easily be on 15+ goals just coming on from the bench

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@96nsuave

2 months

I like when Carlo does this before a big game Now the opps can't prepare properly cause we just played trash

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@96nsuave

4 months

Benzema has more Balon D Or nominations than Lewandowski and Suarez, but Benzema is the inconsistent one

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@96nsuave

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If u vex us , we will close roof

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@96nsuave

2 months

@_collins_a Mallorca, 2016 and 2022 ATM, Cadiz on a hot afternoon, Getafe early kick off💀

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@96nsuave

2 months

Carlo is the reason: Vini is a 40+ G/A player Karim Benzema has a BDO Rodrygo is a City killer Jude is leading the BDO race "Look at the squad we have" Carlo is why u rate them Why are u bringing down Carlo for making our players better?

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@96nsuave

2 months

This guy for has been our most important attacker this season He’s the glue, he scores and assists even if it’s not every match day, he’s always available to play, regardless of position. A fantastic well rounded attacker whose importance is beyond just numbers

👑Kvng Olagreat™⚽️

@TheRealOlagreat

2 months

Oriade mí atata ❤️

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@96nsuave

2 months

This season we beat Barcelona at Home, Away and Far away

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@96nsuave

1 month

Carletto Ancelotti you beautiful mad man. Kroos and Tchouameni sit back while 2 good ball carriers combine to beat every single press with a triangle. Guess who completes each triangle. Karim Benzema😭😭

Ngozi

@Ngozioliseozuem

1 month

See what you people are saying Xabi will beat. I told y’all, it was man marking, no matter who was coming into Bayer Leverkusen’s starting 11, nothing was gonna change. Every Atalanta player knew their man and made sure they was well marked. Their best player Wirtz, was on the

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@96nsuave

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@omoluabi_0303 No they don’t There’s stats in the thread for u Nice try boy

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@96nsuave

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“Rodrygo has not been good lately” “Brahim has been better” “I prefer Brahim starts over Rodrygo in the final” “Rodrygo doesn’t offer much lately” Meanwhile Rodrygo at 23:

Madrid Xtra

@MadridXtra

2 months

Rodrygo has scored the 4th most goals in this Champions League format in Real Madrid history. 🤯

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@96nsuave

1 month

I've not seen any Real Madrid fan mention Arda Guler's age while propping him

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@96nsuave

27 days

Arda Guler has more league titles than Martin “Real Madrid regrets selling ” Odegaard

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@96nsuave

4 months

whats funny is you can make a 3 minute comp of misses for every top 20 attacker on the planet. Its the number of goals they score that matters in the end. Benzema was loved by every player fanbase...till he won the Balon d or

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@datkolzguy

4 months

2 minutes of Ronaldo missing Big Chances created by Benzema

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@96nsuave

29 days

This is what we are losing. I don’t want to hear Carlo slander when we can’t control tempo for a while. Losing this sort of passer is not a joke.

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@Squawka

29 days

Toni Kroos completed every LaLiga campaign of his career with at least 92% pass accuracy. Kr∞s Control™

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@96nsuave

2 months

Our time will come

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@Cerebrone

2 months

Who is currently the face of Real Madrid?

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@96nsuave

1 month

Klopp dey toast Vini for pitch Pep dey cut eye for Rodrygo Arsenal insists Tchouameni is available Bayern fans have turn to Rodrygo entourage Chelsea still trying to sign Mbappe Small Joselu we are managing, Manyew want to take him from us too😭??

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@96nsuave

3 months

Is Rodrygo inconsistent or he's played out of position?

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@96nsuave

1 month

5 more La liga and we will begin having conversations about Messiboku’s legacy. I know 5 years is a long time to wait but 2019 was just yesterday.

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@96nsuave

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Real Madrid fans always ask for some player to replace Rodrygo. 7 years later when he enters god mode they will come and tell us, "we all wanted him out at one point" the way they say for Karim Benzema. Open your eyes, you will see what Rodrygo does in this team.

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@96nsuave

1 month

@Ayanfeolu12 @liamudoh Calm down, breathe in, breathe out, clean your eyes, Oya read again

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@96nsuave

2 months

Foden is allowed to ghost Pedri is allowed to drop 4 assists per season Yamal has not scored 6 goals and he’s already compared to Vini Nobody bats an eye lid when they go back to back Europas But our players are held to the highest standards week in week out

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@96nsuave

2 months

@SuchtiRMA Fairs, but that's a 17 year old, a freaking 17 year old. Odegaard was blaming Madrid for his own lack of social skills

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@96nsuave

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@zCherryy_ I know it's not 115 talking rn

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@96nsuave

2 months

If people really loved pure football like they pretend to, this would have been the undisputed best player in the world.

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@96nsuave

19 days

Alaba>>Kounde And he doesn’t force it

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@MadridXtra

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🇦🇹 David Alaba has joined the Austria national team to be part of the staff for the EURO.

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@96nsuave

1 month

People speak like Vini was one Mudryk then he suddenly became Mbappe. When his only two problems were finishing and sometimes inconsistent decision making. Current EPL has no winger with the technical levels of 2020 Vini.

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@96nsuave

1 month

We recover silverware here🫵🏾

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@BoazFCB

1 month

Peep the ball recovery section and ask yourself Real Madrid fans hate Gavi so much.

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@96nsuave

2 months

🚨🚨Different factions of Real Madrid FT Top whites Zidanesexuals ‘We are Real Madrid’ Cristiano FC Vini cultists Castillaphiles Tacticos “See as Pochetino dey play Chelsea”

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@96nsuave

2 months

I remember when we used to say God abeg when Vini is about to finish a 1vs 1. Soon his penalties will be a certain goal too.

Tiberio ⚡️

@Tiberio_Guzman_

2 months

Us avoiding looking at the screen when Vini was taking a penalty and waiting for the goal notification to hit the phone 😄🫵🏻

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@96nsuave

2 months

The good football section of our fanbase are painfully silent about Dortmund yesterday. PSG hit the bar 6 times last night, has 30+ more shots and dominated Dortmund. Did your data finish???

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@96nsuave

2 months

You know what's funny, Real Madrid is one of the worst teams in LA Liga when it comes to setting up a low block

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@96nsuave

2 months

If we beat City in reg time once, we will keep beating them. We just need to hack it once

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@96nsuave

2 months

POV you're looking at 100 G/A

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@96nsuave

1 month

This Bayern and Barca downfall has one thing in common

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@FabrizioRomano

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🚨 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel will NOT stay as Bayern manager, no change of mind. “This is my last press conference as FC Bayern manager”. “There were talks, but we didn't reach an agreement… so the decision of February still stands”, Tuchel says.

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@96nsuave

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@Bear_OD1 He's dancing with the under 25 people nau

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@96nsuave

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@999sosaaa I wasn't playing for the biggest club itw at 20 Pressure must be insane

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@96nsuave

1 month

Notice how Benzema fans don't take this as an insult. Until it's time to discuss about wasiu

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@_collins_a

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“Real Madrid will struggle to score without a Benzema replacement”

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@96nsuave

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@Iretomiw_a Bale and Rodrygo when it’s time to stink up the place

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@96nsuave

2 months

I’ve noticed Phil Foden hype can not work without inserting Jude Bellingham. Even those hyping him don’t believe in him

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@96nsuave

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The rock will cause chaos John wick will kill everybody after they kill u Vin Diesel will have u jumping off a skateboard 10k feet above sea level But Jason Statham gets you out without rumpling his suit.

✨theprettyNurse✨

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You’ve been kîdnapped. You can only call one person here to rescue you . Who are you calling???

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@96nsuave

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Imagine going through all this only to be called a glory hunter

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@96nsuave

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@BG_GRIM_REAPER The matter dey laugh me 😹

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@96nsuave

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Y'all follow me I'm trying reach 550 followers

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@96nsuave

1 month

All of you combined are not as influential as Ronaldo. You finally found someone with a voice and influence to make something happen and you couldn’t support him calling out the bad eggs.

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@sportingking365

1 month

The whole Ronaldo deserves an apology narrative is funny to me. Yes many things Ronaldo stated in that interview was true but we can't act like he didn't disrespect the club and manager. Most of the things Ronaldo said wasn't something we the fans weren't aware of. We have been

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@96nsuave

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Carlo Ancelotti is not respected enough. His system somehow brings out the best goal scoring seasons in his attackers and midfielders Cristiano Benzema Vinicius Rodrygo Calvert Lewin Brahim Jude Bellingham Fede Valverde It can’t be a coincidence atp.

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@96nsuave

2 months

Bro traded his soul for the 15th and is acting surprised

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2 months

From this day forward trucks are my mortal enemies, a month or so ago while I was on the highway a truck flung a rock at my windshield and cracked it then I replaced it two weeks ago, to freaking day, I’m on the highway again guess what happens AGAIN!!? I’m tired😒

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@96nsuave

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Since Twitter needs you to explain everything then I will I very much believe Militao, Ceballos, Fran Garcia most of all were responsible for yesterday Fede in the box marking who at 0:19 ? Rudiger looking irresponsible thanks to Militao

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@96nsuave

2 months

Met gala is very interesting Men suit up like clones while the other gender competes for the most creative way to be naked. Very original ngl.

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@96nsuave

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Time to go to Cibeles to renew our juju

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@96nsuave

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@Ngozioliseozuem You will think he’s a 10, until he reach your box with Vini 😂😂

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@96nsuave

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There has to be a correlation between a defensive full back like Mendy and our best defensive season ever right?

WhoScored.com

@WhoScored

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Trent Alexander-Arnold was dribbled past more times (60) than any other defender in Europe's top five leagues this season. 😶

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@96nsuave

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2 ball carriers and one Benzema That defense will scatter

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@96nsuave

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Lunin should be making atleast 1 save amongst those goals regardless of your feelings. An uncoordinated defense that was further exposed by a midfield that's only interested in attacking. You don't bottle a 3 goal lead, it's not good regardless of context I absolutely agree!

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@96nsuave

2 months

Ferland Mendy Say something nice 👇🏽🤩

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@96nsuave

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Courtois brother this is not the time to be making television saves 😭

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@96nsuave

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@nahdoofficial Bro I don’t even understand. Guess what? He’s older than Dani Carvajal💀

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@96nsuave

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Our game vs Bilbao was junk too😹

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@96nsuave

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Lamine Yamal Arda Guler 4 Goals in 33 3 Goals in 8 La Liga Matches La Liga Matches

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@96nsuave

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@16IOS_ Kitchen must burn today

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@96nsuave

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The crucifixion of Yan Couto😞

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Throwback Thursday but in football terms .

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@96nsuave

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My sugar daddy era will be brazy Send my wife and kids abroad so I get the chance to chase private uni baddies. Me: Say my name baby Baddie: Uncle Mide Me: Shanu mi iwo omo yi, Im only fortee faive

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@96nsuave

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@janufooty Imagine preparing for us based on this game😂😂

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@96nsuave

2 months

How did this guy ever become a villain in football? The whole media and fanbases that contributed to this would forever receive hate from me for this.

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

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"I don't accept less than the top three." Cristiano Ronaldo says that #MUFC should not accept anything less than a top three finish in the Premier League this season.

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@96nsuave

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@joo54772052 @official_micolo We bought Vini, Rodrygo, Fede, Vasquez, Kroos, Mendy last season niiaaaauuu😭😂

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@96nsuave

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@DavidMadridsta La liga is systematically designed to uphold racism

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@96nsuave

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Only one 7

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@96nsuave

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@Elhalcon474 Bro casually carried the ball from half way line into the box only for the defenders to remember they can defend 😞

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@96nsuave

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Some of you Madridistas no get level. Imagine engaging someone debating Enzo vs Kroos. If everything goes right in his career, he still won’t surpass Rabiot.

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@96nsuave

2 months

Replace Carlo with any of these 3 and they are getting GOAT shouts for having this same SEASON

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@96nsuave

2 months

Barely 5 months and bro is already celebrating a League title. Hala Madrid 🤍

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@Mike_RMCF

6 months

Comunicado oficial: MikeLUHG New year. New club. Good luck to those of sticking around to watch Jim Ratcliffe and the Glazers fuck Manchester Uniteds rotting corpse. I will not be joining you at the funeral. Hala Madrid

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@96nsuave

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Man city has bottled a champions league final, semi final, quarter final, one win after 13 tries and they are acting like it’s something they do yearly. Nobody has defended a UCL title besides Real Madrid since 1992. You are not special.

Real Talk Manchester City

@RealTalkMCFC

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A f*cking penalty shootout is the reason why City aren’t facing Dortmund in the final and winning the UCL for a second time in a row

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@96nsuave

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@Ngozioliseozuem I wanted to ask for his B2B first😂😂

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@96nsuave

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@Thatyorubaboy6 Hideous number💀

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@96nsuave

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@freesxsha Okay freeshisha

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@96nsuave

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This is Real Madrid, no player is ever obligated by contract to call anybody the best. This is the home of the best. This is a Barcelona fan conspiracy that stemmed from their own culture of contractually calling Messi the best. You can stop pretending to be a fan now

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@ILKJ93

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Not that long ago our players were contractually obligated to hype up CR7 and now the label is just thrown around jokingly. This is what makes this team's atmosphere so special. Our best players are superstars who don't see themselves as that.

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@96nsuave

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COURTOIS came back to keep a CS in a UCL FINAL VINI ended up our 2nd HIGHEST goal scorer Carvajal scored a HEADER in the UCL FINAL Tchouameni took off his shirt And somehow Arda Guler outscored Kendrick Lala

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

7 months

Dani Carvajal is expected to be out for a month with a calf injury, sources have told ESPN. He joins Thibaut Courtois, Vinícius Júnior, Luka Modric, Eduardo Camavinga, Éder Militão, Aurélien Tchouaméni, and Arda Güler, who are sidelined with injuries for Madrid 🤕

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@96nsuave

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Real Madrid fanbase has become very powerful on this app. Everybody is farming impressions with terrible player comparisons and takes on Real Madrid and it’s players😂

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@96nsuave

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“No whiteness” Barca Pr trying to make white a satanic color 😭😭

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@96nsuave

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Real Madrid, the only team that needs to win the UCL to be recognized

Madrid Xtra

@MadridXtra

26 days

🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Real Madrid has NOT won Globe Soccer’s Club of the Year. Manchester City has won.

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@96nsuave

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Just Real Madrid boys casually winning it from the bench

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@96nsuave

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@M_orale_ We are stuck at 30G/A fgs 😭😓

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@96nsuave

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Success brings a lot of attention and glory hunters. Our fanbase wasn’t picking players apart when we went trophyless. We Real Madrid fans know ourselves. We don’t put players above club interest. Except you’ve not been here long enough. I repeat, WE KNOW OURSELVES.

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@96nsuave

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Mourinho asking his teams to fight before El Classico = mentality Carlo saying his team will need to show character to win vs City =motivation/we are finished

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@96nsuave

2 months

I want this guy at Bernabeu but my fellow fans no go gree

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

2 months

🚨🚨| In a shocking move, Darwin Nunez has 𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐋𝐋 Liverpool FC related photos from his Instagram following the victory over Tottenham Hotspur. 😳

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@96nsuave

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@KayRMFC He’s been using both feet since he was a child 💀

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@96nsuave

29 days

@Ngozioliseozuem This is the part many people don’t understand. It’s why they complain when a player is returned to the bench. Yes performance is rewarded, but status is also protected. That’s the balance between respect and performance. More so, Carlo Ancelotti is also big on Egbon adugbo😂

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@96nsuave

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Every time Rodrygo plays left wing we see a top 3 itw LW performance. Nobody takes this into account when calling him inconsistent

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@LanreSonde

3 months

90 minutes of Rodrygo playing on the left. I don't want to know who the opposition team is because I know that boy will cook. Easy win for Realmadrid. Rodrygo brace stamped

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