i got bored during study time lmao (in case you’re wondering what the sticker is for, it’s because my belly looked so unspeakably grotesque that i had to cover it up for the good of everyone’s eyes lmao)
on the phone, waiting for the appearance of this famed, mythical creature known as The Next Available Associate™
@marriottbonvoy
@MBonvoyAssist
you fucking up cause i guess i gotta have attained like Grand Master status to get help w/ the WiFi
@northstardoll
hormonal imbalances (low estrogen and progesterone levels in your body, right before your period and during and right after) can contribute to this
the makeup I did for my Taiwanese passport photo took me like 6 hours, because I’m not used to doing more natural, subdued makeup like this. Enforced conformity is lame (unless that’s your kink or you enjoy it, then by all means, more power to you)
@planetmari_
so important! i used to be a biology major and SO MANY people just chug water when they’re dehydrated and that’s a great way of causing osmotic imbalance by destroying the internal balance of fluid (water) and ions (Na+, K+, Mg+, Cl-, HCO3-, etc)
when I entered the industry, i was severely bulimic and sometime over the last few years, i stopped puking, which means i’m able to gag on a dick now like every other normal bitch out there
@fatfabfeminist
once this fuckboi threatened to leak videos of me sucking his dick when i was in high school (hey, Gordon Yu, wonder how the future’s treating ya) and i remember to this day the absolute terror i felt at that moment. so anyone who can’t at least be kind should stfu.
everybody I’ve dated (and truly given a shit about) has had something snide to say about my lack of an ass, which is just totally demotivating and depressing to me, tbh
for everyone’s information, 98% of the time when I abruptly stop talking to you via DMs, it’s because I’ve reached the maximum # of DMs that can be sent in a day, as ordained by our Lord and Savior Elon Musk, etc etc.
i used to be homeless, and yes, sweeps are honestly the most awful shit ever. i had to lie there next to my fiancé pretending to be asleep as police kicked us and tried to force us to get up so they could cuff us. and it’s illegal to be homeless in some places too.
I can’t even truly speak to how unimaginably cruel this is
Sweeps are horribly traumatizing for unhoused folks and the city doing this everyday is literally them terrorizing people
This will likely kill people
@sarahradz_
can you imagine being this bitter that you need to complain about a kid suffering from CANCER who finally gets their Make-A-Wish trip????? man….
to all the men who do a half-assed, Mickey Mouse job of shaving their genitals: please don’t bother shaving, just leave it as is—i ain’t want rug burn all over my mouth area and my ass.
today, we have gathered in order to show our deepest and most sincere thanks to the Swedish umlaut, for making it possible to tweet fück whoever/subject without a “hey, most users don’t like posts like this, please edit b4 you tweet?” popup
i really just opened the front door of my parents’ Airbnb, looked outside at the absolutely fucking pouring rain, said aloud, “nope.” and shut the door.
@TheHoneyMa
my fiancé’s mother stopped hitting him when he—at age 14/15—told her, “I’m big enough to hit you back, if you’re going to continue to punish me the way you did when I was a kid.” she stopped immediately.
@nopartydreamer
@MrsBundrige
i mean, a lot more traumatic things have happened to me in my life, and i probably blocked out most of what happened because my brain realized that retaining my sanity was more important.
i enjoy when a man totally subjugates me during sex. (please keep in mind that my personal feelings toward whoever the other person is also factor very heavily into this)
@fatfabfeminist
to her and the thousands of other people like her who have suffered several incidents. they’re victims too, and just because their sexual assault (??) took place online and in photos doesn’t lessen the amount of pain and violation they must currently be suffering.
rn I’m pretty much depressed and super asexual (because my fiancé is in rehab for two months) so i think i muted everybody remotely sexual until the only thing I see on my dash is boring political shit
someone please please please buy me one of the vetements new rock edition platform sneakers in a size 38/size 7 pleaaaaaseeeeee (sorry for shamelessly begging someone on a social media platform to buy me a pair of completely exorbitantly priced shoes)
i liked SW in the beginning though, because i like sex and i don’t need to be attracted to men i fuck + i got paid for it, which was the first time i got $$$ for s*x. then i went high-end and i got emotionally draining mofos who i didn’t want to see and started hating it.
Also bitches (yeah mfs) lying on they pussy acting like this SW shit is fun are full of shit. This ain't pretty woman and these tricks ain't Richard Gere. You're a hoe bitch. That mf don't respect your "high end" ass neither and your shit stinks. Get a grip
@sipowitznation
@duchessofquim
And that’s not really a standard. Higher end of mid-range is $600-800. And high end is around $900+ but this is only my opinion for MY area and is in no way a standard for anywhere else. Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
my fiancé being like, “why do you need to eat noodles like that?”
sorry, but I’m eastern asian. i’m used to slurping noodles. you can either deal with it or go.
when I told my parents my 2nd boyfriend raped me, my mother immediately asked me what I was wearing. my dear mother dislikes me so much that she tried to blame me for my own fucking rape lmao. also called me a liar when 9 year old me told her I had been sexually abused (1)
lmao please add me as a friend on Pokémon GO cause I don’t have any friends on there besides one person. my trainer code is 4549 8321 2536. or leave your trainer code in the comments so i can add you.
there’s just something about writing down tasks to do with an erasable marker on a small whiteboard hung on your wall that motivates me in a very specific and unique way to genuinely immediately want to complete all of those tasks.
@WholesomeMeme
My dad did the same thing with legos, except he had two daughters, and as soon as my sister turned 8, he couldn’t help it and bought her a giant box of lego
@NeuroRebel
i have been homeless before and cops are trash basically, trying to force my hispanic fiancé and I awake and apart so they could cuff us cause we were holding onto each other. Like they were kicking us.
@fatfabfeminist
and if you don’t have anything supportive to say or disagree w/ me, please don’t open your mouth. you don’t need to add your two cents. just leave. i don’t want you on my page. don’t interact with me. please unfollow me.
when I was 3 years old, my parents threw their own tiny birthday party for me & my dad bought a piñata from the nearby 99 cents store, but none of them could get it open & fill it with the bag of M&M’s chocolate minis so they just gave me 2 tubes & hung the piñata up for the day
@aliyahInterlude
my Hispanic-Caucasian fiancé who had to be taught by his Taiwanese-American fiancée (me) at the age of 32 (him) how to count to ten in Spanish
whenever I feel depressed, I bite off at least twelve of those red, white & blue popsicles into segments and put them into a tall glass and about a cup of cold water and wait for them to dissolve into a syrupy dirt-colored liquid and then drink the whole mess.