Celestia: "We will immediately leave Teyvat and return everything to you dragon sovereigns IF the Hydro Dragon wins this challenge: "Stop Mentioning Furina"
Neuvillette: "Understood. Furina would've loved this type of game.
Other Sovereigns: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
#NeuviFuri
@isabelmerana
Sakin kasi, pag may resources ka na pero pinili mo pa rin maging kampon ng kadiliman tas hindi mo pa ma-justify ng maayos kung bakit, matik ekis ka na. Kahit bff kita since kinder, cannot be na. Dividing by zero na yun.
Fontanians otw to Furina's house to beg her to get back with dragon boii right away because they still need to hang their laundry on the clothesline 🌧️👕
#NeuviFuri
#Focallette
#Neuvrina
#furillette
This desk has been through the wringer in
#NeuviFuri
fanfics. The things this desk has seen and heard. The things it witnessed in its puny desk lifespan: the screams, the scratches, the creaks, the goooeey stuff, etc 💀🔥
A salute to the best desk of all time. The true MVP 🫡
ARE U KIDDING ME??? BLANK SPACE AND WANDERMONA/SCARAMONA (WITH SOME NEUVIFURI AT THE END)???? 😭🫠🫠🫠♥️♥️♥️✨✨✨😭😭😭🫠🫠🫠🫠 my two ships AND taylor in one video 😭💖 ⚖️💧, ☂️🔮
Lantern Rite 4.4 Spoilers
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Furina: "It's someone you know, wanna take a guess?"
**It's Neuvillette huh**
Furina: "Huh how did you guess it's him on the first try?"
DUUUUUHHHH IF YOU'RE HERE THEN HE'S HERE THAT REPTILE MAN WON'T LET YOU GO AWAY THAT EASILY
#NeuviFuri
Furina: "We need to breakup. I'm no longer needed here. I'm the zhongli of fontaine now."
Neuvillette: "It's funny that you think quitting your archon job will get you out of this relationship. Go to Chiori's Boutique and pick up your wedding dress. The ceremony is in 30 mins."
@sc4ramouse
i always think of them as this:
imagine you have an oreo cookie, then you separate both sides from each other. The side where the vanilla got stuck on is Focalors and the vanilla cream represents their Divinity. The side with no vanilla cream is Furina.
Someone commented on OP, "The constelations are operas tho, they have no meaning in game"
Bitch, there are hundreds and hundreds of operas out there. Out of all of the fckin options, they picked these ones? All about love and secrets? Are u kidding me bozo?
@neuvillettesday
Even he doesn’t know his birthday but I am convinced Furina knows his name. I mean it would be awkward of him to not introduce himself with his full name
Imagine having no name on your resume and showing up for a job lol
Atp, this is a believable scenario:
Sedene: "Sir, you have a meeting about the infrastructure budget with the Maison Gardiennage financial dept at 2:30 PM"
Neuvillette: "Noted, thank you. Btw, Sedene, did you know that Furina usually did her meetings at 2:30 PM back then?"
"Thanks to my eloquent and impassioned speech"
~what really happened~
F: yo gimp, imma use the opera this weekend. Sit ur ass down and gtfo my way this saturday.
N: YES MY SWEETHEART. ANYTHING FOR YOU MY TREASURE. I LOVE U SO MUCH MY QUEEN.
#NeuviFuri
#Neuvirina
#Furillette
@swifferstruggle
Hey US swifties who don't want to be fans anymore, please dm eh. Send me your merch and other swifties stuff. They're hard to come by here in the PH. Thank you.
I'm gonna add an extra reach of delicious delulu on this:
Neuvi is basically functioning as de facto archon as of the moment, resembling a god
Furina functioned "like a god" this past 500 years.
So what's up with Misha's name really? 😅💖✨
#NeuviFuri
he goes up to the top floor of what to be used her quarters, seeing all of her things still in there:clothes still in the closet, her bed still unmade, her table with all of her stuff on it, but will now remain untouched.
No more giggles, no more life.
Just silence.
#neuvifuri
imagine neuvillette’s first day back at the palais mermornia after everything… he keeps expecting to hear her footsteps, a knock on the door, perhaps the scent of freshly baked desserts in air, quiet but beautiful humming he has grown used to — but instead, there is nothing.
@thegodlore
it's funny because knowing the lyrics to evermore songs is now THE ultimate litmus test to check if someone has a max level swiftie card especially during the eras tour movie 😅
@YAAD_MAN793
@PopBase
it's weird because he keeps circling between the same women. for example, after Lanisha Cole, he went back to produce baby number 10 with brittany bell then back again to Abby dela Rosa for baby number 11 then back again to Alyssa Scott to produce baby number 12. 🤣
@ibanaginthecity
Oi Ryan panoorin mo ung interview ni Karen Davila kay Leni. Inexplain nya dun kung san nya kinukuha ung mga pampasyal nila sa abroad. Ang ginagamit nilang pondo jan eh ung napanalunang pera ni Jesse Robredo sa Ramon Magsaysay Award. (1/2)
wtf I just noticed something,
#scaramona
nation ☂️🔮:
#MonaMegistus
is from Fontaine but her Vision is shaped like Mondstadt's.
#Scaramouche
is from Inazuma but his Vision is shaped like Sumeru's.
Both even have Visions that aren't from their homelands this is just wild! 😭
@KarM00K
According to melusine gossip, her dragon takes a private aquabus with her because they have "private words and deeds" that, if seen by the paps, can make Steambird the richest journalism company in teyvat 😂
I'm enjoying my tl today 🤣
Neuvillette: "Today is my birthday. Did you know that Furina's birthday is still a public holiday?"
Everyone in my nvfr village tl: "No one fcking asked, sir"
IM DYINGGGGGG 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥
@sc4ramouse
It's not a divorce. It's more of a FORCED separation being pushed by snooty in laws (celestia) 😅 they're so romeo and juliet for this. Star fcking crossed lovers 😭💖
@collitwhatyou
"Ronan" is the only Taylor Swift song that I skip. No matter how hard I try to just sing it and remove myself emotionally from the song, as soon as that intro kicks in, I just start crying. No breakup song can match a mother's heartbreak for her child fr.
I was just about to tweet this lmao i was like "that cat looks oddly familiar" 💀🫠😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥 mihoyo revving up that neuvifuri engine like they're racing with vin diesel in cuba or something 💀😂🔥💖💖💖
My slow ass brain just now realized that Hat Guy thinks astrologists have "extraordinary abilities" because a certain incident where he encountered one has been living rent free in his mind after all this time ddduuuuuuhhhh 🫠🫠🫠
#wandermona
#scaramona
4.4 lantern rite spoilers// (not verbatim but still funny 🤣)
Me: "is Furina also here ? (is she alone?)"
Navia: "well we saw neuvillette but he's heading back now and he's alone"
Me: "ma'am, 1. I asked about Furina, and 2. Your answer is about Neuvillette"
#NeuviFuri
FUUUUUCCCCCKKK MY HEART IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WAAAHHHH FURINA GIRL YOU BETTER FUCKING MARRY THIS LIZARD MAN SAY YES GODDAMN 😭😭😭💖💖💖🔥🔥🔥🔥
#NeuviFuri
#Focallette
@athenamount
The financial ability to go four times to the eras tour is enough reward for milking Taylor's name and image already. That plus all the endorsements, financial windfall and international fame, I'd say that's enough of a reward already. Give the 22 hat to someone else.
The way we all just joked and gushed about this coinky-dink, thinking "aww how cute it's like they're connected to each other lolz", then turns out it's the first official symptom of canonhood 💀😭🔥😂✨😭
#NeuviFuri
#Focallette
#furillette
#Neuvirina
He's watching her from afar. Omfg!!!! 😭💖Seriously I did not expect that I will sail these two but shit, well guess here we are. Welcome aboard my shipyards! 😅
#neuvia
#navillette
@euterness
Imagine you're walking down the street in the dead of the night then all of a sudden, at that exact same moment you pass by furina's place, a huge glowing dragon tail suddenly bursts out of the window 💀😭🫠 the fight, flight and faint responses all get triggered 🤣
@electr0swirl
some shippers be like:
***tall guy and short girl:
"awww look at that cute height diff!" 💖
***tall girl and short guy:
"they're mom and son/bro and sis/cousins/aunt and nephew" 🫠
I saw this posted on Daily.Scaramona in IG.
I KNEW IT: It's 2.8 Mona and 3.3 Wanderer manifesting once again and I am here for it 🙌🔮☂️✨✨💖💖💖
I'm just so happy that this ship is the hill I want to die on 😭🤣
#wandermona
#scaramona
@kzscaradoodle
Omg i havent done this thanks for the heads up. This is extremely offensive. Omg why are the writers doing this character assassination to PAIMON OF ALL CHARACTERS. The face and mascot of Genshin Impact 😭💔
imagine being so PTSD'd so much by ur former job that u don't want to eat any fine dining food anymore because it takes u back to the moment when u were still being mentally abused. U avoid it so much u'd rather eat mac and cheese 24/7 even if u can still afford it 😭💔
#Furina
guys i just saw iudex standing in the rain looking at miss furina's new place. he's hiding behind the lamp post too fck it's sooo joeeeever 😭💔💀
#NeuviFuri