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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Everyone is having a laugh about it then it gets to Kane and Southgate 😴😂 just about sums it all up
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Squawka
3 years
Cristiano Ronaldo, look what you started. 🙃 Wait for Andriy Yarmolenko at the end...
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
Asm really simplified his game last night, took players on in the right areas, got crosses in early, released the ball early (great ball for Joelinton to set up the first goal). That's him at his best, when he's not trying too hard
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
I reckon Talksport should discuss Newcastles form since Bruce left and West Broms form and subsequent drop from 5th to 12th in the table since his appointment. @Sjopinion10
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
Pep is different class to Klopp btw. Never makes excuses, always gives other sides credit
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
So pif have invested over £1billion in Disney and Facebook yet there's outrage over a £300m deal for little old Newcastle United? 🤔
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
We're potentially 24 hours away from becoming the richest and most hated club in the land and I can't bloody wait
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Amazing that pl clubs are allowed to be bought on the tick by Americans but a consortium worth roughly £400b can't pass a series of tests designed to establish whether or not said owner can financially run the club in a sustainable manner #nufc
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Everton fans calling their manager a fat Spanish waiter live on sky here. Will there be any sympathy for him? Will there fuck because he's not English
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
I'll be muting any negative pricks tonight. This has been a great window, the owners have delivered. Yes Lingard or a striker would've been nice, they did try though? That's all we demand right? Get behind them ffs
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
Tell you one thing about Todd Cantwell, when he plays he demands the ball at every opportunity. He definitely doesn't go hiding like some of the shithouses we've got
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
11 months
Always the cockneys talking about this being a shit place to live isn't it 🤣 I know where you'd have more chance of getting stabbed or robbed and it ain't Newcastle. London is a fucking dump
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
11 months
Tonali touches down on Tyneside! 🤩🇮🇹
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
Mad how we've managed to sign Bruno, Botman, Isak, Trippier etc... with our strict £50m budgets mind
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Absolute madness that some fans seem to think that Unai Emery is below us. Get real ffs
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
I get everyone's wanting Fonseca now but how good is it knowing we have a board of directors taking the time to make sure they get it right? It literally just used to be Charnley hunting for the cheapest option
@SkySports_Keith
Keith Downie
3 years
Newcastle’s new owners held talks with Paulo Fonseca remotely yesterday, but the consortium also want to speak to further candidates before deciding who will replace the departed Steve Bruce #NUFC
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
People asking why Trippier would move to Newcastle? Dunno if you're aware but we're the richest club in the fucking world you idiots
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colin oliver
3 years
So apparently Bruces post match press conference after the Leicester win with the local press hasn't been released by the club as his attitude was shocking and he's had a go at a few journalists including Ryder 😂 hopefully this is him going out with a big fuck you to everyone
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
Fucking hell our fans can moan 😂 today is a free hit, we've done the hard work in the last 8 games. We're playing the European champions ffs
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Why are people talking up big Sam? When he arrived, they were 2 points off safety, they're now 8 off 🤣🤣 give your heads a wobble man
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
I'll get slated for saying this by some but Steve Bruce is absolute shite! We're in February and our football has actually regressed. He hides behind the tactics of the last manager. When will someone ask him how he hasn't been able to change anything in 7 months?
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
Still a few fans on here not really giving Longstaff the credit he deserves. Does he have sloppy passes in him? Definitely, but in general he's tidy on the ball, his movement and link up play on the right is outstanding and he's covering more distance than anyone else
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colin oliver
3 years
Steve Bruce is a disgrace, he isn't a fan, he doesn't love the club, he isn't pushing for the club to be better. He's a chancer just trying to limp through his contract taking absolutely no responsibility for any of the shit along the way. I despise the bloke
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colin oliver
7 years
@DeadlineDayLive Think he'll have a long wait
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
5 years
Last night Arabs were taking over with Jose. Today Mike is staying with Steve Bruce. It's been a wild ride
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Sure people are forgetting that Man City signed the likes of Santa Cruz and Wayne Bridge when they first come into money. It takes time to build a side, Tarkowski would be a great signing
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
1 year
Given the fact Howe turned Joelinton into a top level midfielder after a nightmare couple years in English football, you'd have thought our fans would put a bit more trust in him to develop any signing we make. He has a massive amount of credit in the bank
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colin oliver
3 years
If it's Eddie Howe, back him! Don't feed into the narrative that we expect too much as a fanbase. We're 19th, Emery would've been unbelievable given the circumstances but it wasn't to be.
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
Don't care what anyone says, there's no reason why this man can't manage us for years to come!
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
Steve Bruce shouldn't be manager of any premier league club. He isn't good enough, simple as.
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
6 years
Rafa makes his fair share of mistakes but the problem at this club is Ashley. The person stopping us progressing is Ashley. The person pushing for change is Rafa. Just remember that you idiots. #NUFC
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
@MichaelBensonn @YahooSports @BronzeBomber Fair play to the journalist if he managed to keep a straight face during this conversation mind 😂
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colin oliver
3 years
Steve Bruce isn't a nice guy. He's a rude, passive aggressive, delusional man who's simply awful at his job and has been for 20 years. @LukeEdwardsTele it seems you love your little chats so do you mind telling your mate to do the right thing in order to give us a chance?
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Can we all agree that Luke Edwards should be banned for life if the takeover goes through?
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
What's with this "Newcastle snatched a point narrative"? The stats prove we dominated every aspect of the game away from home ffs 🤣
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colin oliver
2 years
The worst thing is there's many fans agreeing with Edwards aswell. I give up, I really do. What have we spent since January? Like £150m? Still got well over a month left of this window aswell. Remember "we only want a club that tries" what a load of fucking bollocks
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Is there a high jump prize we can win at the euros?
@Sporf
SPORF
3 years
😳 The height of @CalvertLewin14 's jump is mad!
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
5 years
@NUFC360 Well he's right, it ain't his fault that Rafa left. Definitely isn't his fault that they chose to replace him with Bruce either
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Over half a season, a transfer window and they were only 2 points from safety when Allardyce took over. Shite job, shite manager, corrupt man. Good riddance
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
5 years
Jack Colback will likely be in our squad again next season. If that's not enough for people to cancel season tickets then I don't know what is
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
Well they've got a choice, pay over the odds or don't sign anyone and guarantee relegation
@SkySports_Keith
Keith Downie
2 years
Newcastle in desperate need of a striker before Saturday. Multiple names have been linked (whether offered up or actual interest) at different times. Solanke, Schick, Wood, Azmoun, Origi…the list goes on. Getting one in without being ripped off the problem! #NUFC
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
Carroll is finished man
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
As a fanbase we've been destroyed, there's no expectation anymore, it doesn't even seem to bother people anymore when we lose, we're just so used to it. Is there any point anymore?
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
Really dislike our fans at times mind. Burn gets in a solid Brighton defence every week, he's left footed, good on the ball and also very useful to have in both boxes as he's 6'7. Why turn your nose up at him?
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
1 year
Some of these quote tweets man 🙄 our top scorer btw. Actually seen one tweet suggest we won't get cl football if he comes back into the team, without his goals we wouldn't be in with a chance now! Fucking morons
@SkySports_Keith
Keith Downie
1 year
Miguel Almiron back in training for Newcastle United today — ahead of weekend trip to Aston Villa #NUFC 🇵🇾
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
@ChronicleNUFC Remember when you said you wouldn't be giving Richard Keys any exposure?
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
Joelinton has his best game for us in the number 10 role then he's isolated on the right in the next game whilst actual wingers sit on the bench. Crazy
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Got no sympathy for West Brom after sacking Bilic and employing that absolute fraud
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
@ArtybeingArty @MichaelBensonn @SoccerAM Don't compare 40 year Vlad to prime Tyson Fury
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
Under any decent coach, Maddison gets in ahead all of them as he's simply a much better football player.
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
2 years
😬 “For me, Maddison is already on the plane but there’s so many in that position!” 👀 “You’ve got Grealish, Foden, Sterling, Mount…how is he going to get a game?!” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 “But he’s 100% got a ticket!” Tim Sherwood believes #LCFC ’s James Maddison is on the plane for #ENG ✈️
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
5 years
@DeadlineDayLive 3 senior goals. 200k a week. Talk about overhyped
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
Also isn't it a bit strange that this seems to be the only pif acquisition she's speaking out against? 🤔
@MsiDouglas
Mark Douglas
4 years
Hatice Cengiz, the fiancee of Jamal Khassogi, has written an open letter to #nufc fans about the proposed #nufctakeover . It's here:
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
I don't know why but I've got a feeling Ritchie won't be in the squad this weekend. Just waiting for confirmation from Burnsie though
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
7 years
@BroadcastMoose @SamChipperfield @OfficialBHAFC Its meant to be a prediction though, not a wish list.
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colin oliver
4 years
I ain't his biggest fan but I'm honestly seeing people say take Joelinton off as though this is his fault? He's been our best player imo, people need to stop being sheep and criticise other players for a change. Or better still criticise the fucking head coach
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Oh Burnsie. The company attending that event is reliance precision. A manufacturing company based in the UK, not Reliance Industries which is owned by Ambani. Don't question his authority though 🤣
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
I take immense enjoyment from seeing Steve Bruce prove himself to be a complete fraud yet again at West Brom. I won't apologise for it
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
5 years
Moan moan moan. All our fans do
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
Almiron, Fraser and Murphy on the bench whilst a fucking natural cm starts on the wing 🤮🤮
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
@stokelad84 @riathalsam @Lawton_Times @MailSport Unfortunately I seen this coming as soon as he regained the title. There seem to be people behind the scenes who are determined to destroy him. Bet this farmer wasn't just paid by the daily fail to give this interview
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
5 months
Bruno convinced me today that he's a number 8, get Phillips in and let him do the dirty work!
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
9 years
why is Jonas in Cm? Why is Sissoko invisible? why is Gouffran a footballer? and why the fuck did Krul just high 5 Defoe?
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
Jacob Murphy is so refreshing to watch man. Always wants to drive forward, should definitely be getting a fair opportunity this season
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
When will someone other than @CraigHope_DM stand up to Bruce in these pressers? Constantly talks to everyone like shite but all we hear is that he's a "good guy"
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colin oliver
2 years
The biggest myth is that our fans don't expect too much. If we hang on today there's no moaning at all but now Howe needs to go and our owners aren't good enough. Have Ashley and Bruce back then you backward pricks
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
@rockyaliboxing @Tyson_Fury @DillianWhyte 🤣 Fury is literally already promoting this fight and Whyte hasnt even acknowledged it despite knowing he's in for his highest ever purse. You can't spin this one to suit your ridiculous narrative Im afraid. Fury tried to avoid this fight? It's funny because I thought the
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Don't worry Southampton you've got Newcastle next 🤣
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
Remember when a certain journo said our budget is only £50m? 🤣 probably end up being more than double that
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
Am I the only one who honestly couldn't care less about the game tonight or the 2 after? I'll still watch but just in hope it's the final 3 games of the Ashley/Bruce era
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
Seeing far too many of our fans start to say that they think Bruce should be given time under new ownership. Fucking crazy man
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
5 years
@lee_ryder No it won't and you know it 😂😂
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
1 year
Enzo Fernandez isn't a £120m footballer mind, don't care what anyone says. We got a better midfielder for under £40m whilst we were 2nd bottom
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
8 years
@harrycorn especially when you're shite
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colin oliver
3 years
@MsiDouglas They say this every game but defend Bruce every game
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
@Mohamed1994Elmi @MichaelBensonn @frochonfighting Or is he just being honest? Not everyone at sky has to read off the matchroom script. If it upsets you that much Im sure you can find a Johnny Nelson video to wank over somewhere
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colin oliver
2 years
Howe is still picking the side, he's prepared the side for this game all week. It'll be a blow not to have in on the training ground next week though. Shit luck but it is what it is
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
1 year
@CharIieBennett @curtwarburton Respect the fans who chased his car and hurled abuse at him? It's a mess, no young player would want to be in that environment
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Yep. Worst summer ever! Hate this club, hate the owner, hate the premier league. Just fuck off
@AaronJStokes
Aaron Stokes
3 years
EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle boss Steve Bruce set to be handed a new three-year deal. Mike Ashley happy to back him for as long as he keeps #NUFC in the Premier League.
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
7 years
@COYBIGCMONHOOPS You wouldn't though
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colin oliver
6 years
Imagine N'Soki and Kenedy on the left though. Pay the fucking money!
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
11 months
Feels like we're due a tweet from Edwards or Hope sometime soon to tell us the Maddison deal isn't advancing and Spurs are still very much in the race.
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
1 year
@SnapskiKnee @livedarts When you say give it out do you mean celebrating? Why do darts fans hate passion so much? 🤣 He's not going around abusing people
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
@HHARVEYY_SMITHH @Tyson_Fury If we're going off past fights then AJ might aswell not turn up seeing as a little fatty embarrassed him in America
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colin oliver
2 years
Some absolute mongery on the timeline again today I see. Now people are kicking off because we haven't signed a young French forward for £10m. A player no fucker had heard of a matter of days ago 😂 do we actually deserve nice things? I'm not sure
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colin oliver
3 years
@MagpieGroupNUFC It's actually very impatient if they have no replacement lined up and a very limited amount of coaching staff to take the reigns as they look for a replacement. Sunday isn't about Bruce, ignore him and just celebrate Ashley leaving. Bruce will go, it's a matter of time
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
5 years
@J0E_90 @MichaelBensonn Think he's 42 now. Apologies for not knowing the details on the infamous Dimitremko. What a win!
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
Can we all be honest about how bad this has been though? There's no overreaction, it's simply just been fucking embarrassing from start to finish. Unforgivable
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
Think he'll go under the radar but Bebtaleb has played well here
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Imagine another season of this 😂 this is why people are "obsessed" with the takeover
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
"Arbitration has obviously been lost" the people saying this didn't even think it had started a few hours ago 😂
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
4 years
Jim White is now saying a deal is "very close". Yet a week ago he said the pl hadn't even looked into the new owners 🤣🤣
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colin oliver
6 months
It's a shame Schar is in his 30s now, if Howe had gotten his hands on him sooner you'd be looking at a £100m cb. World class
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Never been this excited about Newcastle in my life and we're currently 19th in the table. All we needed was a bit of a hope and we've definitely got it now! Eventually we'll get to the very top
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Are we supposed to believe that the head of Bein Sports being on the Uefa board didn't sway this one? The same man who's been up on multiple corruption charges in the past 😂
@JacobsBen
Ben Jacobs
3 years
OFFICIAL: beIN Sports win MENA rights to UEFA Club Competitions for the period 21/22-23/24, including #UCL & #UCWL . A PIF-funded $600m bid was rejected from KSA. beIN's bid is believed to be significantly less & down from the last cycle. UEFA don't have to sell to highest bidder.
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
If Ashley still owns next season, Im done.
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colin oliver
7 years
@73Antw @MfCmad @nottmtails Im a toon fan, so Im not biased to Boro at all but what does history matter? The fact is that Boro are currently more ambitious than Forest
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colin oliver
3 years
I can see Miggy and Schar potentially benefiting the most with Bruce leaving. Miggy has been a victim of his own workrate with Bruce, played everywhere apart from his actual position! Schar is still the only ball playing cb we have aswell, he's criminally underused
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colin oliver
3 years
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colin oliver
3 years
I'm all for Hayden playing at cb but how Ciaran Clark gets in ahead of Schar and Fede is beyond me.
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
2 years
Breaking news: the man who consistently claimed this takeover would never happen and was evidently gutted when it meant his mate left the club is once again trying his hardest to stick the boot in.
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
I've noticed that the vast majority of the sudden human rights activists also happen to be fans of the "big 6" clubs. Funny that ain't it 😄
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@100Magpie
colin oliver
3 years
Positives- the gap is down to 5 points (for now) Howe will now have 2 weeks to work with the squad We've also got Brentford, Burnley and Norwich all at home this month. We can do this!
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