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@0xKylieee

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she clicks for a living : private investor : champagne enthusiast🥂

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Joined May 2018
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
3 years
DARK KNUCKLES DON'T MEAN SOMEONE IS BLEACHING.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
So I want to start sliding into fine boys DMs....wish me luck 😭😭😭
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
If you're a girl and you smoke, and your boyfriend smokes with you, he's definitely not into you. He won't marry you. "Awon omo igbolabi"😂😂😂💔
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
Not all guys with beards have sense ooooo
@BenOyedepo
LAKEN.
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa?
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
If anyone is stressing you unnecessarily, block them. Nothing will happen.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Your mates are smiling to cute texts but you're here smiling at Twitter savage replies... Don't scroll yet dear... I'm talking to you😂
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Abuja protesters behind CBN are being attacked now. They need help. Please rt and tag the right people #EndSARS
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
The way people switch from talking to you everyday to suddenly airing you for days no matter how much you reach out to them scares me tbh.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
After seeing your result even when you know you wrote nonsense 😂😂😂💔
@Ajatz02
t00lu (33.3%) 🎒
5 years
Bomboclaat
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Cooking is only fun for me when nobody tells me to do it and when nobody is in the kitchen.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
Before I launch into this phase, who wants me?
@HorlamilekanHo6
Lamii Of London 🇬🇧😍
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
This small doctor's latest song is a hit! Even though I haven't heard it yet and he hasn't released it. JAM!!🔥
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
They will text you "goodnight" and text another person "I can't sleep". Focus on yourself.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
I hate feeling like I'm forcing someone to talk to me. That's why I only send a message when I have something important to tell them.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Who tf peels their mango like this before eating?
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
Fvck your pride sis. Just tell him how much you miss him....tell him how you feel....
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
I don't know which aunty needs to hear this but please ma, FOCUS ON YOUR OWN CHILDREN!!
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
3 years
@BashirAhmaad Your MTN has something in common with Buhari.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
When you upload a very fine picture and get one "I miss you" text from someone you haven't talked to for a long time
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Telling me sorry when I'm not angry will get me angry.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
This Mayweather ehnnn...small rain and there'll be Floyd everywhere.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Spell your crush's name backwards. Mine is yenom. What's yours?
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Some people will hurt you and then act like you hurt them
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Being so understanding all the time will make people continue to disrespect you. Learn how to change it for iyalaya anybody once in a while.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Imagine finding both love and friendship in one person. It might not happen to you ooooo... But just imagine🙂
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
If you're not ready, don't do it!. Don't let anyone coerce you. Do it at your own time, do it when you feel you're ready.
@Dehkunle
Dehkunle Of Africa 🐐
5 years
Sco pa tu ma naa
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
3 years
You should apologize when you're wrong. Stop posting quotes that support your stupidity.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
If you don't understand sarcasm, you shouldn't be on twitter tbvh🙂
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
It's like boys have a special rule of not liking or commenting on their girlfriend's pictures on social media🙄😒
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Try to be changing it for your parents once in a while.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
I've been on this app since last year and I have only 21 followers. This is not fair twitter NG!!! I'm in sifia pains 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
@jerrydoubles
Jerry Doubles
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa?
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Did anyone else see her tabs and what she wrote?🙃
Took a lil study break 🤪
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
"I love big boobs" "I love big azz" But can you handle them?🤡
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
I can't be the only one who stares at myself whenever I'm on a video call with someone else😂
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
If you're venting to someone about your trauma and they tell you about theirs, they're not trying to compare. They just want you to feel like you're not alone and you have someone who has gone through similar things so you know they understand what you're going through ♥️
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
It's like I'm the only one who doesn't have Davido's number on WhatsApp oooo😪😪😪💔💔
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Some adults will disrespect you intentionally just because they're older and think they can get away with anything and ride you. I just want to let all of you know that you're very very mad.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
Dear future husband, I'm going to be your wife, girlfriend and side chick. Omo meta in one body. No space for anyone else 😌😌😌 Shogbo?!
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
Mtcheeeeeeeew. Just in case you people dunno, I'm single.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
My titties are small but my booty... That's small too. But don't worry about that, I've got a big heart....😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Random compliments from total strangers can really lift one's mood.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Dear God, please stop making me think about people I don't have a future with.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
😂😂😂 @SMiTHiE___ went live on IG, only me and one other person joined. Na pity we pity the werey😂😩
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
I can call anybody "bro" because God is our father😌
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Why Iron-man and not Fe-male?
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Never be ashamed of your hustle. Nobody will feed you if you go broke.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Chop life make life no chop you. Problem no dey finish.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
3 years
Me to myself: I look beautiful My mirror: You look beautiful Other people: You look beautiful My android front camera: uhhh...I don't think so
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
The day I'll post anything about boyfriend and something comments "it'll end in tears", wallahi I'll strip naked and pray for your whole life to end in tears. Awon werey oshi😂😂💔💔
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
3 years
Copying assignments is stressful. Imagine seeing different answers from different people and you don't know which one is correct😭
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
When girls say "Babeeeeeeeee😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺" just get ready to do whatever they want 😂
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
Y'all saying DSTV, ShopRite, MTN should be closed, shey y'all know Nigerians will lose their jobs? Unemployment rate will increase again. Poverty rate will increase again. There are other ways than this. I don't support the attacks but we have to think for fellow Nigerians too.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Everything gets extremely funnier when you're high
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Hollup... You mean Bumbumclaat?
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
I wanna go back to being a child... Like... Having no worries at all😭😭
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
My boobs are very tiny but my ass😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Me talking angrily at my mom on the phone Vs when she's right in front of me.
@BomboTimmy
Timmy
4 years
Bomboclaat
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Just because I love myself and think I'm good enough doesn't mean I think I'm better than you. Love yourself too♥️♥️
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
I don't know who needs to hear it but please, be standing straight in your pictures 🌚
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
I can't be the only one who hates being fully clothed at home 😂😂... Who does that?!
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
3 years
+1. Happy birthday Zee🥳
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
You see those beardless boys, that their chin is smooth like egg... Avoid them. They're the main fuckboys.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Dec 31st should be made 'National Motivational Quotes' day.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Some people need to understand that they're very irrelevant in your life. All the unnecessary pride will reduce.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
I just watched a video of a woman giving birth tonight again and I just want to say this again.... Dear future husband, we're adopting, we might adopt. Isnur my pussy dah wee expand and tear laidat. I'm scared AF 😭😭😂😂
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
That moment you're laughing so hard and you try to stop. But you look at the person and start laughing again😂😂
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
We apologize in our head and if he doesn't hear it, that's his problem.
@Perrysarkcess3
King👑 AJ 🔜
4 years
Do women ever sit back and say I was wrong,let me call him and apologise?😔
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
Lol... Twitter is low-key turning to IG I'm already getting depressed here too😕
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Unless you want to send me money, don't be asking me "how are you", I'm always fine😒
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
If you're awake by this time, you're either an insomniac or you're talking to your crush or you're a yahoo boy/girl or you're a cultist.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
Puns make me numb. Maths puns make me number.
@Ajatz02
t00lu (33.3%) 🎒
5 years
There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator. Only a fraction of people would find this funny.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
3 years
"I miss you" but you've never seen me before guy😂😂 what do you miss? The way I type??
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
People are selling all types of enhancement and enlargement creams but none for bank accounts? Oga o🙄
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Just because someone is quiet doesn't mean they don't have anything to say. Most times, I just don't think people are ready to hear my weird thoughts, so I keep to myself.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Some boys will be shouting that they love big boobs and big ass. But wtf you still be doing in my DMs tho? I don't have any of those😂
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
You guys remember those awkward moments when you go out with your mum and a friend of the opposite gender greets you😂😂
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
If you’re an adult that I always respect and you disrespect me, I’ll disrespect you back.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Girls post about how single they are every time then BOOM! "I said yes" with pictures of their fingers and a ring.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Be friends with people who don't think you're complaining when you're explaining how their actions have hurt you
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
I think boyfriends and girlfriends should sit and have convos that'll actually benefit both of them and maybe check how smart they are. Make e no just be vibes and "I love you" wey full una head.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
If you didn't meet my parents and we didn't get engaged, you're not my ex. Everything was just testing 1 2. Ajeh!✌️
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Until we actually exchange vows on our wedding day in front of our families, I'm single.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
I can miss you and never talk to you again.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Midnight convos How do y'all have sex with people you don't like?
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
"you don't reply me at all" I know. Please stop texting me.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Been on this app since 2018 and I have only 37 followers. Please pity me and retweet this for a follow back 😭❤️😭
@jerrydoubles
Jerry Doubles
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa?
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
If I ever hype your pictures and you don't reply, I'll delete everything. Be like you're mad😂
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Sometimes it's better to just let things be.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
3 years
I hate arguing through text. Come and lemme knack stick on your head ode.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
Girls will say "I'm fine" then start sharing cheating quotes and memes and caption it "LMFAOOO"
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
4 years
You didn't wish me a happy birthday and you expect me to wish you???😂😂 My forehead isn't big for nothing, I can't forget. I'm petty.
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@0xKylieee
KylieCrypt
5 years
@_Strange_muffin I just tried it and it workssssss😂😂😂
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