From the river to the sea🇵🇸 @0nke_ Twitter profile

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From the river to the sea🇵🇸

@0nke_

2 months

my bread and butter🙏🏾

Chelly Koko📍

@_onyxbby

2 months

Drop your daddy selfies 😂👇🏻

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@0nke_

4 years

Remember this kid? This is him now, feel old yet?

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@0nke_

4 years

This nigga Covid really calling for backup😭😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

6 months

“I remember you was conflicted”

توينكي أكتوبر

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6 months

Does Kendrick Lamar have any song/s that are sexy & might lead to kissing??

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@0nke_

4 years

Guys my girlfriend just drove like an hour and a half with her sister to give me my birthday presents. SHE CALLED SAYING THERE'S A TAKEALOT DELIVERY OUTSIDE KANTI IT'S HER😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

4 years

Normalise bursaries for average students as well

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@0nke_

4 years

Fuck those 10 people that went to Italy

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@0nke_

4 years

Normalise garlic bread instead of pap at braais

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@0nke_

4 years

first weekend of groove we drink Russian Bear only😳👌💯

Russian Embassy in South Africa 🇷🇺

@EmbassyofRussia

4 years

Clinical trials of Russian anti- #Covid_19 vaccine have been successfully completed in Sechenov First Moscow State Medical University. The tests showed vaccine’s full safety. The volunteers are to be dismissed from hospital on 20 July

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@0nke_

4 years

Mr Price will ruin a good shirt by writing SWAG on it in bold

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@0nke_

6 months

you were drinking mofaya?

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@ohnodarryll

6 months

let's boycott mofaya 👍🏾

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@0nke_

4 years

If I was a taxi you'd be my last passenger, because nna ke tlala ka wena

Mihlali Ndamase 🤍

@mihlalii_n

4 years

🍼💙

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@0nke_

4 years

academically I've lost all my mother's Tupperware

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@0nke_

4 years

Me in the back seat of the taxi preparing to shout "after robot"

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@0nke_

3 years

Now that we're finally here, what the fuck was that guys???

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@0nke_

2 years

Final mark just dropped and it's official, I'M GRADUATING😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

5 years

Oksalayo I'll get this degree, iyanya shame

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@0nke_

4 years

Groceries. Do you know how much cheese costs? Yeses😭

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4 years

What’s the biggest scam in adulting?

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@0nke_

2 years

The cost of living is so high no ways guys😭😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

5 years

House hunting on Property24 with the R7 in my account❤️

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@0nke_

5 years

Ingathi she's going to a hoerskool matric dance

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@0nke_

4 years

My mom wants pizza but she didn't leave pizza money. Hm uzayi manifesta

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@0nke_

4 years

The steaks are high

Dankie *My Name*

@Mpilo_Mthembu01

4 years

*All dreams have a meaning* My dreams:

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@0nke_

3 years

We truly are in lockdown again😭😭

Willard Katsande

@WillardKatsande

3 years

Boss Ya Mboka Kitoko Makasi.

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@0nke_

3 years

Cotton On is vile for making graphic tees 400

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@0nke_

3 years

I PROMISE you groove is not that important😭

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@0nke_

4 years

Yall remember when influencers said they can't tell us which apps they use because it's intellectual property😭😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

3 years

Last thing that hippo heard was synchronised whistling😩😩😩

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@0nke_

5 years

"MMOTSE!" Her: Mike my mom says please stop talking to me, she didn't gave birth to me so you could talk to me, so please stop talking to me. My mom didn't buy me this phone so I could talk to you, so please block me and I'm gonna block u, I don't wanna talk to u anymore

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@Kgotli_

5 years

Bomboclaat

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@0nke_

4 years

ndithe buy me a rose and call me from work msunu

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@0nke_

4 years

I speak Kefilwe Mabote kind of money into my life😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

4 years

Ekasi bandibiza ngo SASSA because I can grant you my heart🥺👉🏾👈🏾

Mihlali Ndamase 🤍

@mihlalii_n

4 years

💗

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@0nke_

4 years

Cheating is one of the absolute lowest things you can do to someone

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@0nke_

11 months

this and a 2 bedroom apartment in Waterfall is the South African dream

COOLCARCHICK

@CoolCarChick

11 months

VW was in their bag here😓

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@0nke_

4 years

MAKE THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST PUBLIC

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@0nke_

4 years

This is why Khethiwe stabbed you

Capo di tutti

@DumDiesel

4 years

Bra Bhiza! ...

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@0nke_

11 months

I AM A SINNER WHO’S PROBABLY GONNA SIN AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

4 years

I rate today was one of the funniest days on the TL this year😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

4 years

Benz deposit. You can't rev a marriage certificate on Burnett Street

Champagne Pipi

@Kokoleo_zn

4 years

Pay lobola or put a deposit on a new Benz ?

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@0nke_

4 years

"and I'll do it again"😭

Mama Action 🤟🏽

@QueenWordsmith

4 years

So Ntsika finally succeeded in breaking the blender. After multiple failed attempts. 🙃💀🥶

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@0nke_

4 years

"marks are out"

tickets4all

@Bomboclaat4U

4 years

Bomboclaat

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@0nke_

4 years

your mcm is losing his mind rn tryna think of a funny coronavirus tweet so he can trend

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@0nke_

1 year

Lived it. Loved it Farewell beautiful game

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@0nke_

2 years

I just want to graduate man

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@0nke_

2 years

Looks good until you have to order parts from Shein to get it fixed

SIRE

@Hemtonick_

2 years

I have the all new Haval H6 GT Super Luxury AWD Price: R629,950 (Estimated monthly instalment R11,762)

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@0nke_

4 years

Wine, pizza, acronym nails on the back of my neck

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@0nke_

3 years

When I think I failed I definitely did😔

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@0nke_

5 years

*Starts to drizzle* Dstv:

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@0nke_

3 years

Another day started with breakfast, maybe I am addicted

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@0nke_

4 years

Moria

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@0nke_

4 years

from Paris to Parys mntakabawo

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@0nke_

4 years

"Capitec: Transfer +R50000.00 into SAVINGS ACCOUNT; Ref JUST NJE; Avail R50007.10; 5-Aug. Call 0860102043"

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@0nke_

5 years

These blankets weigh like 500kg when they're wet😭

Tumi Sole

@tumisole

5 years

Usaban’ usemasababsni

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@0nke_

5 years

One step at a time

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@0nke_

4 years

Smeg owners would put their appliances in their pockets if they could

Mr X

@xola_dj

4 years

Post workout Breakfast 😋

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@0nke_

4 years

A national icon and a painting of some guy😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

4 years

😭😭😭😭This thread still ends me

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@Tut_siee

4 years

What's one tweet you can never forget?

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@0nke_

4 years

"I study better at night" Me at night:

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4 years

Bomboclaat

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@0nke_

4 years

Gold Reef date after all of this is going to slap so hard😭

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@0nke_

4 years

Using textbook money to buy Drake tickets❤️

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@0nke_

5 years

Thina we'll sbwl until we die

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@0nke_

4 years

Mini rant incoming Guys am I the only person that gets tired of talking? Like do yall have those random days where you don't feel like talking to people?

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@0nke_

4 years

Imagine missing out on twitter jokes because you only speak one language💔idk how yall do it

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@0nke_

4 years

I swear no one kills color coordination like my parents

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@0nke_

5 years

"Tough times never last. Only tough peoples last"

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@0nke_

5 years

"Capitec: Transfer +R50000.00 into SAVINGS ACCOUNT; Ref JUST NJE; Avail R50007.10; 25-Oct. Call 0860102043"

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@0nke_

4 years

Elaine is a SAMA nominee with her debut EP??? She's goated I'm afraid

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1 year

bro thinks he would've experienced said service delivery😩

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@0nke_

5 years

Yall still tweeting from your phones? Get on my level

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@0nke_

3 years

Focalistic draws a comparison between money and a motorbike to depict the ever-changing nature of the world in pursuit of wealth, in this essay I will -

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@0nke_

2 months

this was one of the comments under a tiktok about advanced driving courses and I’m fucking crying😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

3 years

Exploratory Data Alex

@alexkyllo

3 years

@sadsleepygirl23 Y'all just convinced me to start washing my legs, now you're telling me I have to moisturize them too?!

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@0nke_

4 years

No one: Xhosa people: I so wish

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@0nke_

4 years

I need to put my academics in rice

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@0nke_

2 years

SARS looking at that photo dump rn

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@0nke_

7 months

I SAID ITS NOT DNA ITS RSA!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

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@0nke_

10 months

whoever is in charge of this year’s mjolo o strict gore😭😭😭

J-SMASH ALBUM OUT NOW!!💿💿🔥🔥

@JSmash_SA

10 months

HEBAN!

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@0nke_

4 years

Yeyi ndithi we're going on a trip in our favourite rocketship

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@0nke_

8 months

ITS NOT DNA ITS RSA!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

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@0nke_

4 years

Mabena remembering everyone who laughed at him

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@0nke_

4 years

"split the bill" kwa msunu. I'm not going to pay for your flaming nyong and caviar when all I had was a burger

Luthando

@UnathiLootlove

4 years

I am with LaSizwe on this one, I can't spend R120 but end up paying double or thrice morethan what I spent😂

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@0nke_

4 years

Wanted to keep this a secret for now but I really can't. I'm the owner of a brand new house😭😭😭😭😭God is good all the time

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@0nke_

4 years

Summer Walker's baby after the 4th serving of apples and peas in a day

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@0nke_

4 years

S- tudy leep

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4 years

Nomzamo basically said "ere mpe"

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5 years

Leaving during 2nd break for an away game >>>>

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@0nke_

4 years

Matric in 2006? I wonder which play they read because Shakespeare wasn't even done writing Hamlet

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@0nke_

4 years

Academically I am Lerato and her pumps

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@0nke_

4 years

grey sweatpants >>>>

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@0nke_

4 years

May the streets never forget

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@0nke_

4 years

😭😭😭Niggas were consulting with their 2nd year Law student friends

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@0nke_

4 years

"this evidence doesn't hold up" "ithi awazi your honour"

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@0nke_

4 years

"Idiots" as in the 30+ million people in South Africa who have to live off of less than R900 a month? From the bottom of my heart, fuck you

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@0nke_

5 years

People who wash the dishes/cooking utensils while they're cooking are elite

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@0nke_

5 years

That Nomuzi accident promo was this year??? Yho ha.a guys 2019 has been way too long

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@0nke_

4 months

why stop at 29 billion?

INGA GUBEKA

@ingagubeka

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If you had a pay off of 29 billion rands, what’s that first thing you would do ?

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@0nke_

4 years

I found it😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

4 years

"into ozithethayo kwamanye amajita even ngoku. YESES"😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

1 year

Mbappe is the best player in the world rn btw

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@0nke_

3 years

Easy😭😭😭😭

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@0nke_

5 years

Literally my favourite thread of all time😭😭"Surprise njayam"

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@0nke_

5 years

It's cute until you hear "yeyi voetsek Romeo and Juliet phumani emotweni"

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@0nke_

4 years

HELANG KERE HOTDOG HOTDOG HOT DIGGITY DOG

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@0nke_

5 years

Yho guys I nearly shed a tear but then I remembered that ndisi sterring😭😭😭😭😭😭6 pack yePump sana😭💞really the perfect start to this month

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