“u should watch the virgin suicides” it never comes out right

@wengelll i had to stop telling people my favorite movie is the virgin suicides. i just lie and say something else now.

@blondecoppola literally or people will look at u sooo crazy

@wengelll Googling information about How To Have Sex was a wild ride

@wengelll not a movie but telling people to watch "sex lives of college girls" is soo😭

@wengelll Or shows. Hey you should totally watch the sex lives of college girls! It's giving porn

@wengelll I worked at a cinema when 'Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging' was out and a guy came in with his girlfriend and asked for tickets to "the Angus one" and I wouldn't sell him the tickets until he said the whole title.

@wengelll Norbit

@wengelll always awesome to hit people with "you should check out little children"

@wengelll reminds me of the time i borrowed a copy of "turn me on dammit!" from the public library and the employee at the check out counter just S T A R E D at the title before letting me take it home

@wengelll the virgin suicides, be making it sound like it's porn when it's just pure angst 😭

@wengelll "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" is just so uncomfortably long to say and shortening it to "eternal sunshine" sounds wrong too idk BANDJAJA

@wengelll When I was talking to my mom about sex education 😅

@wengelll I felt so ridiculous mentioning everything everywhere all at once to people

@wengelll that new movie, the american society of magical negroes… 😬

@wengelll My dad called me up all worried because i was watching “im thinking of ending things” Was tough to explain

@wengelll Angus thongs and perfect snogging

@wengelll It’s just strange to say you should watch the end of the fucking world