I really wish this ushy-gushy ass food trend would d word, if I bite in to something and it starts pissin' n squirtin' on me I'm going to spontaneously combust
oh wow I didn't know that food squirt contest twitter would find this so polarizing
the dick pillows & sun lamp people haven't come through yet so uh idk I'm sometimes funny and stream!
or pay me for being a cute t girl hehe
@irenethedoll
as a bearded man...i see these foods as a hard avoid, i dont want to eat for 5 seconds and spend the next half an hour trying to get dried cheese out of my beard
@irenethedoll
@highxlash
The side of me that loves food is sitting here like “damn that’s fucking delicious”. But the side of me that can’t stand messy food is just like “how about ✨ nooooo ✨