Maury: You are ... NOT the father Man: *jumping around* F*bleep* YEAH! F*bleep* YOU! LETS GO! Woman: *in tears crying* 7 y/o me sick at home: this is good Tweet added by Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime

Tommy Bayer

4 years

Maury: You are ... NOT the father Man: *jumping around* F*bleep* YEAH! F*bleep* YOU! LETS GO! Woman: *in tears crying* 7 y/o me sick at home: this is good

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KingFunch 👑

@kingfunchcomedy

4 years

@TommmyBear Tommy you gotta plug the socials on a post like this

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Tommy Bayer

@tommybayertime

4 years

@KingFunch U right but nobody really cares. I hope they just check out my stand up

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ブーメラン

@b00merxng

4 years

@TommmyBear @FrazzleMyGimp The good ol' days

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BAH

@bigbossbhutch

4 years

@TommmyBear When my grandma retired all she did was watch daytime talk shows like Maury, Springer, etc. I one day hope to live this dream.

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Wyatt Cashman-Galdo

@WJCashmoney

4 years

@TommmyBear @MZulkosky

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Ya boy Spoy

@spoyota

4 years

@TommmyBear never a better time to be alive and home sick

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Porchpapi🧨

@Porchpapi

4 years

@TommmyBear

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Justin McLaughlin

@The_JustinMc

4 years

@TommmyBear Why was this always on the tv in the living room if I skipped school. Parents worked and weren’t home but this would be on.

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Sleep Guy J

@JRanTheMan

4 years

@TommmyBear Man, Maury is the reason I have trust issues. But I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t entertained.

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Pen Stiller

@AxelsBBQ

4 years

@TommmyBear @melimiramontes

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Taryn♎️

@TarynSchweissin

4 years

@TommmyBear @40oz_cre @tayyy_roseee

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Hannah🥰

@hannah_6100

4 years

@TommmyBear @elisepoorman @allegralearn

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Raquel Alissa

@raquelalissa

4 years

@TommmyBear @IsabellaPuls We really all lived the same lives on this app

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Ky🧚🏼🫧

@KylaK77

4 years

@TommmyBear @EasyMoneyMonroe @AlecMontez

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Kell🌷

@KelliKristinee

4 years

@TommmyBear @TaiAyshaMami @ok_danielle

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K8 ⚯͛△⃒⃘

@iKaitlin_rs

4 years

@TommmyBear @PleaseBeGneiss @SmokeQueen98

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MyNameIs...

@bellicosity81

3 years

@TommmyBear @MEPFuller The best was when they tested 2-3 different guys and NONE of them were the father.

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Karen A. Virus

@TragicPenName

3 years

@TommmyBear @jbouie I'm confused. Were your parents on Maury?

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