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Titus O'Reily

@TitusOReily

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Titus is known as ‘the voice of Australia’s working class’, despite the fact he long lost touch with them and in the main, reality.

Melbourne
Joined January 2012
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2 years
Novak Djokovic supporters take to the streets of Melbourne.
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6 years
Drinking alone is one of life’s great pleasures. It combines my two favourite things, drinking and not talking to people.
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2 years
Heaven’s scorecard. C: Marsh B: Warne
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3 years
This waiting to get to 80 per cent feels like being stuck in the worst group assignment ever.
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3 years
I preferred when we didn’t have a pandemic, earthquakes and riots.
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2 years
If you don’t have a vaccine certificate, just show this.
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10 months
Congratulations to England for winning the ‘We felt we should have won Ashes’.
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2 years
Be reasonable. We need to give Wayne Carey a 19,459th chance.
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3 years
How lockdowns are decided in Melbourne: 1. AFL told 2. Cabinet meets to decide lockdown 3. Guy who’s girlfriend works at DHS tells you 4. Media are told off the record, report it 5. Official announcement made.
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3 years
I’ve just loved this club for so long. The downs, the other downs. The cold, rainy days at the G. In the end, all I can think about is the players, administrators and the fans who have given everything when it seemed this moment would never happen. It happened. #AFLGF
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4 years
I'm not worried, I'll sneak in dressed as a cruise ship.
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4 years
BREAKING: Victorians have been banned from attending AFL and NRL games in NSW. Sporting fans will be asked to present ID upon entry as part of biosecurity measures.
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3 years
Jokes on the government. I never left the last lockdown.
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3 years
Having Novak Djokovic give advice on Cornoavirus is like Bernard Tomic giving advice on perseverance.
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3 years
You know something the AFL should consider? Moving the start time of the Grand Final to earlier in the day.
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4 years
It’s a strange world when Nick Kyrgios shows more leadership than some politicians.
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4 years
Apparently, Nathan Buckley had a few drinks, fell asleep on the couch and got up to go to the bathroom and walked out the wrong door and into a tennis match.
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4 years
Just got off the phone to my family who I haven’t see in months and we’ve agreed to buy a racehorse so we can catch up this Saturday.
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4 years
Did you know? No health experts have recommend taking out your frustration on the kid working a casual shift at the supermarket.
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2 years
The English Cricket team may not have won a test, or been particularly good at cricket, but they managed to clear Australian customs which is no mean feat. #Ashes
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2 years
And people say Australia doesn’t have a culture.
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2 years
Just devoting some time to keeping track of Novak Djokovic’s story.
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2 years
I haven’t seen Essendon handle a situation this badly since the last time they handled a situation.
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4 years
Daisy Pearce in the commentary box is like a Ferrari amongst a bunch of clown cars. #AFLLionsTigers
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6 years
Gaff’s suspension is longer than the AFLW.
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3 years
Thanks for all the kind messages. First Premiership of my lifetime and to win the first Grand Final held outside of a Australia! So special.
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3 years
It’s all been worth it. All of it. #AFLGF
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11 months
England have won the toss and decided to whinge. #Ashes
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3 years
Looking forward to Mount Dandenong erupting later today.
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3 years
Protesting at The Shrine and now Northcote Plaza. Is no site sacred to these people?
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6 years
Collingwood: Get behind us Victoria! Victoria: No thanks. West Coast: Get behind us! Victoria: Also no.
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3 years
Thoughts are with Michael Voss at this difficult time.
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5 years
Good to see Wayne Carey giving Jaidyn Stephenson advice on what is and isn't a good look. Carey has always had excellent judgement on all matters.
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2 years
Essendon announce new plan to give everyone a turn to be CEO for one day.
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2 years
Great to see Novak Djokovic will play in the Australian Open following an exemption permission. It’s tennis players who will get us through this pandemic.
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3 years
You bet I’m bloody crying. #AFLGF
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3 years
This is all very easy to fix. No jab, no toilet paper.
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2 years
What Melbourne needs is a team dinner to get back on the same page. Somewhere nice. #AFLPiesDees
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2 years
Good to get our 2023 Australian of the Year sorted early. #AusOpen
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3 years
Commonsense prevails and the Dogs are getting to train on Adelaide Oval. #AFLPowerDogs
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3 years
Bruce McAvaney has retired from calling AFL, effective immediately. I’ll miss his old fashioned touch, like knowing the names of the players.
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11 months
Loving that the English are bewildered by a keeper who knows what he’s doing. #Ashes
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3 years
Nathan Jones may not be out there but he wrote this story. #AFLGF
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2 years
Never realised Andrew Thorburn was a victim. I thought that was countless NAB customers under his watch.
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4 years
If Brisbane wins the Premiership, they will be the first team to do so on their home ground since Richmond, all the way back in 2019. #AFLLionsTigers
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5 years
Jaidyn Stephenson has been handed a 22-match ban (12 matches suspended) and fined $20,000. I'm disappointed as I'd backed him to get seven weeks through the AFL's official wagering partner.
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9 months
Vale Ron Barassi. I’m a world where the word legend gets thrown around, he was one.
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5 years
Things England didn’t win this year: -1st Ashes Test -World Cup #Ashes19
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8 years
Got the Census website to work so I filled in everyone's. If anyone asks, all 24 million of you stayed at my place last night. #census2016
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4 years
I remember being so excited the day of a one dayer and if Deano went out early I’d be devastated all day. Cricket was such an exciting game then and he just made it compulsory viewing. This feels like those summers of youth are just that much further away now.
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2 years
The most spiritual moment of my life just happened.
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4 years
Felt very flat earlier learning I can’t do anything on Grand Final day but then I remembered a bit of grass from the MCG is being driven to Queensland in a refrigerated truck to be sown into the Gabba surface and it made up for everything.
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5 years
Fyfe and Ablett cleared under the AFL’s ‘One rule for the stars, another for everyone else’ policy.
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3 years
“Today is a proud and historic day.”
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3 years
Jordan De Goey just working on his credentials to be an AFL commentator.
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2 years
If handling situations badly was a sport, Cricket Australia would be the GOAT.
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4 years
Dean Jones was a hero of mine. One of the most exciting players I’ve ever seen. Shattered.
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2 years
Scott Boland would have ordered us Rapid Antigen tests. #Ashes
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5 years
First to quit wins.
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The Age Sport
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Nick Kyrgios and Bernard Tomic will face off for the first time at this week's Kooyong Classic.
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3 years
Nathan Buckley gave a lot to Collingwood. Here’s an early picture of him playing for them.
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3 years
Make Patty Mills head of everything.
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4 years
Things I’d like to see in the Victorian Government announcement tomorrow: -Allowed to see family -pubs, cafes and restaurants allowed to have outdoor dining -A new commentary team for the Grand Final
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2 years
How bad must AFL HQ be if coaching Essendon is a better option.
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3 years
Feel for Richmond. That away trip to Marvel Stadium is brutal. #AFLGiantsTigers
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3 years
If only Time Paine was a Federal MP, he'd have kept his role.
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5 years
This is not the start Australia wanted according to Michael Clarke. He always picks up on the things the rest of us miss. #ENGvsAUS
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4 years
What a cracking day for the Dees. -quarantine breach -inappropriate touching -miss finals As always, my membership is money well spent.
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4 years
This is easily the AFL's worst halftime entertainment ever.
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2 years
Glad they used the long mic stand when interviewing him so no one got too close to Buddy. #AFLSwansCats
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3 years
You shouldn't have to experience more lockdowns than premierships in your lifetime.
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3 years
Might be quicker to just tell us when we’re not in lockdown.
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2 years
The worst English touring side since the last one. #Ashes
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4 years
Well that’s the 2020 season done. Let us never speak of it again. #AFLGF
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5 years
Comparisons between Ash Barty and Kyrgios and Tomic are silly. Let's compare her to tennis players.
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1 year
Seems an odd way to make an argument your stadium should be allowed to hold grand finals.
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3 years
I’m so Premiership, I almost can’t believe we won a drunk.
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4 years
"Lachie Hunter shows the pressure we're all under." Really? I know heaps of people who are really struggling at the moment without side swiping four cars while drunk.
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6 years
I remember when being Prime Minister was a stable job and being Richmond coach was an unstable position.
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2 years
There’s so many things to love about Melbourne. It’s secret laneways, secret restaurants and bars, secret one day internationals at the MCG. #AUSvENG
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5 years
"I take full responsibility for everything being David Warner's fault."
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4 years
If the pre game entertainment was supposed to capture the feeling of 2020 it has nailed it. #AFLGF
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4 years
If we want to stop COVID-19 in its tracks, get Simon Godwin to coach it. #AFLDeesPower
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6 years
This is the most painful thing I’ve ever sat through and I saw Meatloaf at the Grand Final live. #AFLEaglesDees
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3 years
We all have problems in life but sometimes you realise you're better off than so many. My heart goes out to all those having to wash their own hair.
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6 years
Strong rumours Meghan Markle wants out of the Suns.
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5 years
Adam Goodes: Let's work together in a positive manner to heal old wounds. People: Why are you spreading hatred? #TheFinalQuarter
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3 years
If only Eddie had been in a position of influence at Collingwood over the last twenty years. Glad he’s now able to fix everything.
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3 years
I'm willing to testify I saw BT in Brisbane this week. #AFLCatsLions
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2 years
Find someone who loves you like the umpires love the Bulldogs. #AFLDogsSwans
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3 years
I couldn't pull together a house party of 60-plus people even outside of lockdown.
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3 years
If people could get vaccinated while getting a haircut we’d be at 110% by now.
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3 years
Joel Selwood complaining about a high free kick. I've seen everything now. #afldeescats
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3 years
There’s been more Demons highlights in this quarter than the rest of my Melbourne supporting life put together. #AFLDeesCats
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4 years
Great crowd. It's almost if you develop and promote women's sport properly, people will watch it. Who knew? #T20WorldCup
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4 years
Thinking of everyone around the world right now. It’s such an incredibly stressful time, with nothing less than our future on the line, and the relentless misinformation isn’t helping. But that’s the AFL Trade Period I’m afraid.
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2 years
Very sad to hear of Rod Marsh's passing. One of the greats. Had a couple of beers with him at The Front Bar not that long ago and it was everything you could have hoped for. Could he tell a story. A true icon.
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3 years
Thanks Olympics. You got me through Lockdown Number Five, that brief moment we weren't in lockdown, and the start of Lockdown Number Six. See you in 2024 for lockdowns Number 43 and 44. #Olympics
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Hating on the AFLW is hating on the game. We want people to join our game, feel a part of it and love it. It's the greatest thing in life.
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2 years
Any England player who wrote ‘cricketer’ on their visa could find themselves sharing a hotel with Novak. #Ashes
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5 years
Cummins is the all rounder the selectors think Mitch Marsh is. #AUSvIND
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3 years
Creating a new reality TV show. Let me know if you need to get family back from overseas and I’ll put them on it.
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