this is the fucking *best* thing i’ve ever been given by a customer at my shitty job

@surri01 maybe it's a warning,,, o_O

@abcboy04 she’s gonna do 9/11 2: The Squeakquel

@surri01 Please tell me that inside it says “if you had died you would have gone to Hell because you didn’t know Jesus, and you could die unexpectedly any day now so receive him into your heart and start going to church so you can go to heaven”. Cause that’s what it smacks of

@Jumpman_MD yeah that's exactly what it's like inside lol

@surri01 this rocks man. looks like something they designed shortly after 9/11 and just never updated. can see this being in a 2 am ad on one of those evangelical cable channels

@kaernhaesuhl it's unironically amazing i'm keeping it forever

@surri01 Showed this to melo and he laughed

@arcadenonsense hahahaha

@surri01 does she think you could’ve stopped it

@NicDood I could've stopped it.

damn this blewed up! XD check this out

@surri01 “What if I had been there?” If I had things would’ve gone down very differently.

@surri01 LMAO WHAT???

@surri01 would probably be dead luv x

@surri01 I would have parried the airplane

@surri01 Holy SHIT

@surri01 Reminds me of an old lady I saw talking to a young man, late teens/early 20s, working behind the butcher's counter at a grocery stores. Moment he mentioned he was going to college she tore into him for being a sinner because he was trying to get out of his "God given station".

@surri01 She was testing you. You passed.