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It’s me, the World Book Day grinch, once again complaining that World Book Day costumes are a) homework for parents (which should be banned), and b) another way to highlight who in the class is poor (which should be banned).
I'm sorry, but if you can't laugh at "Concerned about my kid, a fortnight later I decided to test my eyesight by driving 30 mins down the road with them", when can you?
Work for an MP and you too could have your relationship status and salary range broadcast to thousands of people so your boss can hit back at someone tweeting as 'ComradeWario69'.
I don't often do pure opinion, but made an exception tonight. Boris Johnson knows exactly what he's doing and what the consequences of what he says might be:
My unpopular opinion: if you haven't confirmed all the candidates to face your setpiece Toughest Interviewer (TM), then you shouldn't schedule the other interviews with your toughest interviewer.
The fifth-placed candidate for the London mayoralty (who for context got only 10k more votes than the winning candidate for the Croydon mayoralty) has been in the main slot on Politics Live before any of the 32 borough leaders elected this month. Super-healthy!
Reclaim Party's Laurence Fox says proposed windfall tax on energy firms is "not rebalancing, that's just theft"
Families "can't afford the basics" while some companies are "posting record profits", says Class think tank's Ellie Mae O'Hagan
#PoliticsLive
Rutherglen and Hamilton West by-election result:
LAB: 58.6% (+24.1)
SNP: 27.6% (-16.6)
CON: 3.9% (-11.1)
LDM: 2.9% (-2.2)
GRN: 2.0% (+2.0)
REF: 1.3% (+1.3)
Labour GAIN from the SNP.
When Kwarteng's replacement takes office, the Conservative party will have had as many chancellors of the exchequer in 2022 as the Labour party has since 1967.
"They" in this case being the incredibly woke bloke who was chair of the joint intelligence committee, worked for John Major and was appointed to his position by David Cameron. This casual mainstreaming of conspiratorial talk is just unnecessary and damaging.
A female, BAME, daughter of immigrants who:
• speaks out against the “woke” left
• won’t vote the way they say she should
• wants controlled immigration
• dared to become Home Secretary
Of course they want to tear her down.
So much about the inadequate food parcels is anger-inducing, not least that you can literally just tick a box and give parents £15 per child via Universal Credit at the touch of a button rather than a food parcel, which will always result in less actual food per child.
It's fascinating because it's a lie: the Conservatives went into the 2005 election pledging a referendum on whether or not to scrap the Welsh Assembly.
Two years ago, Disney released a brilliant Star Wars film, panicked when a comparatively tiny number of people kicked off about it, and then hastily cobbed together a film that pleased no-one in the shape of Rise of Skywalker.
Thank god, this epidemic of people coming here from the EU, making friends, falling in love, involving themselves in the community, paying their taxes and doing their jobs has been getting out of hand.
EU migrants have been able to “treat the UK as if it’s part of their own country” for too long, Boris Johnson said yesterday as he reprised the core message of Vote Leave’s 2016 EU referendum campaign.
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@BorisJohnson
flew a Typhoon fighter jet from RAF Coningsby last week
In a speech at the Farnborough Air Show, he said he felt like a “vertical firecracker”
The reason why 'Flower of Scotland' is a great national anthem is you listen to it and feel inspired.
'God Save The Queen' has the same energy as a presentation that ends with 'and, as a result, we will be beginning consultation on redundancies'.
Just had one of the worst experiences it's possible for a man in London to have walking through the park: a group of school kids playing football, one of them fails to control it, and the ball heads, inexorably, towards me, the kids watching expectantly for me to kick it back.
Continues to be crazy to me that in every indoor photoshoot - Starmer’s trip to a brewery, Sunak’s Wagamama video, every appearance Johnson does - they don’t just...wear a mask?
The number one priority for a US-UK trade deal must be to eliminate the “cup” as a unit of measurement in recipe books, and I don’t care if we have to sell off the NHS to do it.
An early tactical error by Remainers not to emulate Nigel Farage and have 20 years of largely uncritical media coverage and sympathetic mood music from the major parties.
I'm a shop assistant. I woke up this morning with no sense of smell. Do I choose: a) to risk the outside chance the UK can actually find and enforce my decision not to self-isolate at a cost of £10,000 or b) stay home and have the certain cost of only getting statutory sick pay?
The Rwanda deal is a stunning bit of statecraft by the Kagame government: a cash payment of 1.5 per cent of GDP and plenty of opportunities to extract more, plus you turn large numbers of Tory MPs and their media courtiers into your propaganda arm.
Rwanda is going to become such a booming economy over the next decades.
Smart move from its government to welcome motivated people to make their lives there. Can expect Rwanda to become a new hub for business, innovation, and entrepreneurialism.
The concern for Boris Johnson if he survives the vote will be that his government will enter a new phase of drifting hopelessly without purpose or direction, entirely at the whim of whichever bit of the parliamentary party shouts loudest, retreating at the slightest pressure.
Whitehall literally takes *years* to sign off ad campaigns (Those Who Can, Teach for instance took c18 months). Yet somehow the Home Office hired a van, a poster company all while May was hiking somewhere. Impressive.
If you were advising Rishi Sunak, you'd go for 'resign, do a statement about the problems of Downing Street culture, worse case scenario, you go back to making money out of SW1, best case scenario, you rebuild yourself and come back later', no?
Hard and soft power explained: Manchester United no longer have 'hard power': they can't win football matches anymore. However, they still retain 'soft power', which is why it's still funny that they lose matches.
This MP has done the right thing in about four different ways, and every other politician involved is embarrassing themselves, from the rentaquote Labour councillors to the inane Whitehall source calling it 'idiotic behaviour'.
A point I wish was being made more: the tuberculosis vaccine is only 70 per cent effective on the most serious forms of TB but you will notice that consumption is no longer rampant.
“Corruption” and “ineptitude” are such nice words to say - they have a great feel in the mouth. Just as well, really, as we have so many opportunities to do so.
Can see what TfL was thinking in reducing number of Tube services, but visibly has had perverse consequences. Trains now guaranteed to be rammed full of key workers - precisely the group of people who can’t get sick. Government should take note re: train services nationwide.
Jackie Weaver's crushing of dissent recalls Oliver Cromwell's dismissal of the Long Parliament, and the support for her on Twitter reflects the enduring power of the good old cause. In this essay, I will...
Rory Stewart took opium. Clearly the correct course of action would have been to send him to prison at vast expense and leave him with a choice between low-paying jobs and a life of crime at the end.
London’s population is nearly double Scotland’s. Yet they have five Tiers and we only have one.
As I told
@LBC
, I can’t support the decision to put all of London into Tier 3. Instead, we should take a targeted, area-by-area approach to Tiers.
There is now a Piccadilly Line train every 10 minutes - there are at a conservative estimate 15 hospitals on that line and god knows how many supermarkets, delivery depots and schools. Tubes aren't full because people are riding them for the banter.
Politics of “too many young people going to university” a bit surprising. Our Loyal National (more Red Wall) segment among most likely to say too few/right numbers going whereas Established Liberal (Cameronite/Blue Wall) among most likely to say too many young people go to uni.
Larry’s ask: catch a pigeon.
Pigeon’s ask: not to be caught.
Agreement: Pigeon briefly held by Larry, but subsequently allowed to roam free. Outcome: LARRY WIN.
There's a clear direction of travel in polls now - of small but potentially significant increases in the Labour vote. We can't say for certain *where* the point where the Tory lead isn't enough for a majority (YouGov thinks 7 points, Curtice thinks 6) but it's within reach.
EXCL: Police have a photo of Boris Johnson holding a can of a beer at his lockdown birthday party in June 2020 - taken by his taxpayer funded official photographer.
You may agree with Nick Timothy. You may not agree with him. But the fact he appears to have just been hounded off Twitter is another example of the increasingly dangerous intolerance we're witnessing in our public discourse.
A black British author: I was born in a reliably Conservative suburb. My parents were doctors.
The blurb, after the publishing industry has finished with it: Born within sight of the inner city, with parents who worked every hour of the day to send them to school.
100%. We never hear from the 30 per cent of British Asians who voted to leave, no-one vox pops the big city council estates that voted to Remain, no-one has done a “meet the Leave voters” safari to Sevenoaks.
The problem isn’t too many vox pops it’s that vox pops always come from a narrow group of people and places picked according to the stereotypes uppermost in the minds of politics producers and commentators and usually just confirm the biases of said narratives
Nothing will convince me this guy is not in fact the baddie in a RTD era Doctor Who episode. One of his slogans is literally to 'transform London', it's hidden in plain sight.
The group of people who mystify me most are the people who are politically engaged enough to be angry that our local elections coverage hasn’t included Wales but not enough to have noticed there aren’t local elections in Wales this year.
Astonishing to me that neither good taste nor progressive values have managed to drive “Do They Know It’s Christmastime?” off the air. Is it a good tune? No. But are its lyrics socially acceptable? Also no.
I honestly think it is one of the most interesting things about May is that she is intensely relaxed about saying things that are untrue: cf things said about the backstop, the whole "implementation period" shtick, etc etc.
People shouldn’t be shopping like this, but worth remembering that everyone selling flowers in this picture are in the 15 per cent of workers (i.e. the self-employed) who still don’t know how they can afford to shut down their businesses for an indefinite period.
To give you an idea of how remarkably unpopular these guys are: Johnson is more unpopular than Cameron during the Panama Papers, Nick Clegg during the AV referendum, Ed Miliband in 2015, Tony Blair in 2006...but is 42 points ahead of J-Corbz.
Public satisfaction with how Johnson is doing his job as PM
Satisfied 37%
Dissatisfied 55%
Net -18
Net rating is down 11pts from July.
But Corbyn's net rating as Labour leader is -60...
I, personally, think you have to admire the energy of writing a blog saying “Did I believe the Prime Minister was doing something dangerous and potentially illegal? Yes. Did I try to tell the public about it? No.”
Fortunately, a much more foolhardy man intercepted the ball and booted it well past the kids before having to shamefacedly walk on. I had a near-death experience.
Yet to have a PMQs in the Starmer-Johnson era without some form of U-Turn, new target or spending commitment. Today's appears to be proxy votes for shielding MPs.
I'm aware that asking questions like 'but with Steve Barclay as health secretary, who is the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster' is why the rest of Anglophone Twitter laughs at us, but: with Steve Barclay as health secretary, who is the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster?