@shaunasforestbb
βitβs hard to believe that the teamβs goalie, van palmer, was torn apart by wolves. because they werenβt. they lived, then nearly fucking died again.β
@shaunasforestbb
"They say this symbol carved on the skin of their victims is a depiction of a body being cut up and sacrificially eaten, but I think it looks a bit like my aunt Tara who likes to hide door knobs up her bum."