@sadlifeebro I thought the moon followed our car home because it liked us. Kinda bummed to find out it wasn't my personal celestial bodyguard!!

@sadlifeebro I thought that if I ate a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in my stomach, so I avoided them like the plague. Now, I realize it was just a sneaky plot to keep me from swallowing seeds.

@sadlifeebro That adults were superior

@sadlifeebro That everything is better when you’re an adult lol

@sadlifeebro Trust the government.

@sadlifeebro In society

@sadlifeebro Are we talking pre or post “chocolate milk comes from brown cows”?

@sadlifeebro I believed that my parents were my real parents

@sadlifeebro I love you

@sadlifeebro Everyone loves you 🙂🙂

@sadlifeebro I thought you could buy kids from a grocery store cause my mom popped up with my little brother but I don’t remember her being pregnant so tht was the most logical thing I could come up with and I thought they kept the babies in the fridge at tht

@sadlifeebro great question. I genuinely believed everyone was perfect except for me

@sadlifeebro Santa

@sadlifeebro Thought ground beef was from ......the ground.

@sadlifeebro ghosts

@sadlifeebro When you're an adult you can do anything you want.

@sadlifeebro I thought that there was no number beyond 1 million

@sadlifeebro That I was the main character lmaoooooo

@sadlifeebro That if you hug guys you get pregnant 💀

@sadlifeebro That the hot and cold water came through separate pipes....only discovered the truth aged 21!