@ryanaraine I am an expert in gas pipelines because I like nachos and am lactose intolerant

@ryanaraine To be fair, it’s rather nice to see an oil company get bent over the barrel for a change.

@ryanaraine Right?!

@ryanaraine And even so many gas pipeline experts! And even just many experts!!

@ryanaraine @markrobt How many were "election experts" a few months ago?

@ryanaraine Who knew that terrorist cybercriminals wrote specialist ransomware just for American pipelines?

@2wiredSecurity You clearly haven't seen my inbox of experts.

@ryanaraine registering gas pipeline ransomware consulting PLC. So far this year registered the same but with Webshell and Supply Chain.

@ryanaraine Yeah, just like all of the water/wastewater “SMEs” who wanted to tell me how ICS in the space can be more secure after incidents started hitting the news... 🙄. (I’ve been working with cybersecurity across most ICS CIP for longer than a day 😂)

@ryanaraine Lol right?!!! They all come out of the woodwark as soon as a pipe gets taken

@ryanaraine Yes, the entire field of authentic Gas Pipeline Ransomware Ph.D.s is agassed that so many have passed Gas Pipeline Ransomware certification, and assumed certain foul airs.

@ryanaraine Gas is expensive when you prepare for war....

@ryanaraine IOT is the same as OT right? 🤣😂🤪

@ryanaraine Sounds like gas lighting to me

@ryanaraine Also, so many petrochemical industry experts who somehow can recognize the type of threat actor and their intentions within 36 hours of a ransomware event with no data besides how severe the event is.

@ryanaraine Followed by X number of vendors claiming “we would have detected it”

@ryanaraine Gotta do something after we fixed the Suez Canal

@ryanaraine Still couldn’t stop 🛑