“would you peel an orange for me?” i’d actually plant an orange tree for you so we can have fresh oranges and orange juice every morning and i’ll even slice them if you’d like
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@retrojeff3
I'd plant an orange tree with Wi-Fi so we could both scroll through life and photosynthesis at the same time.
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Fathers who raised their girls for 27 years watching them falling for boys whose only skill is that they can peel oranges for them.
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@retrojeff3
I like to think God made oranges real bc They knew that one day a woman named Manbir would live for the oranges and that’s p sweet of Them
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@retrojeff3
oh yah well I’d genetically modify the orange tree to produce oranges with no rind
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