@CourtneyEllaP
My sec (this is absolutely true - how could I possibly invent it) managed to write "this patient was admitted with a tree elf rib relation" in a discharge summary. Say it quickly.
@CourtneyEllaP
As a disclaimer, I must make it quite clear that both of these were made by a temp sec in a far away hospital long ago. Not my current secs. They are brilliant and never make any mistakes. (Managed to tweet this before my own sec see this. Phew).