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11 months
88 degrees ☀️
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Songs that immediately transport your mind to a specific time and place when you hear them again…
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It's been 13 years but I'm still obsessed with this Rihanna song😭
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This is how New York used to stand on that podium looking after terrorizing the girls before eliminations
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This was not the GRWM I was expecting… 😂😂
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Phaedra meeting Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone for lunch.
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3 months
Uh… delete this feature now @X
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2 years
A couple years ago (+ 20lbs lighter). Halloween. These shorts came off midway through the party.
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4 months
This type of affection brings the slut outta me in 7 minutes flat bc take these off.
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I like sex.. but I crave intimacy. So sex without it is kinda dull to me.
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@TerryThierry Got her endorsement bob on ready to cash the checks. We love it.
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Mood.
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sup bro
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@Jameca2011 @wetsykcin Hell naw. Might as well be using one of these
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what are you shaped like??
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4 months
When yall tweet “my ass fat” I go straight to the media tab.
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2 years
“Welcome to Wendy’s, go ‘head..”
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Go Down Deh 🎶
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@Roberts_Rules involuntary psychiatric commitment. ASAP.
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2 years
Day 15.
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2 years
Another fun ass costume. I didn’t win best Toga tho 😑
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4 months
Fighting the urge to jo when you also wanna save that n*tt for someone <<<
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2 years
I don’t care how long I’m with someone. You won’t ever catch me saying “my nigga would never...” bc that nigga just might.
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2 years
You’d think they’d be more discreet with the packaging 🥲
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Leaving the kickback with a brand new iPhone charger
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2 years
@allllcaps Would you write this to Nike after wearing a pair of $200 sneakers for 4 YEARS? Of course that mf falling apart. As it should be.
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@travis__dewayne Lmfao she’s asking the questions.
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@ctrl_sedgrick “That’s not fair in ya 5 o’clock from YESTERDAY” is wild 😂😂😂
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@itscalebc2 She said
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@SiyaSomething You think gay rights exist bc of GenZ and TikTok’s? Go outside and play.
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@wetsykcin And she serious lmao
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Don’t Worry Darling
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Obligatory Gay Post.
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A selfie museum after brunch? Not our best thinking 😂
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This party was poorly organized and chaotic. But we had a good time anyways.
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Pre-pandemic I was doing my good eating and drinking 😂😂
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+ intimacy increases comfort. And the more comfortable a mf feels with you, the better/nastier that sex gonna hit. 😮‍💨
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You ever just stand in the shower and just… stand?
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6 months
I thought they were spelling something
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timeline cleanser! rt these cute cats
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🙋🏾‍♂️
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3 months
Barely got any pics to post all weekend. 🥂
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4 months
One of my subtle fears is falling in love with a sex addict. You gotta come to me with proficient sexual discipline. A moment without sex should not be an issue for any functional adult.
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@DawnEMcKenzie White women struggle with minding their own business so much that they’re even looking at other folks TRASH now. Unbelievable.
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Yall be having some pretty holes 🥹
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@PopCrave Typical. Somehow accountability is “wickedness” for black men. We just supposed to ignore how he’s been carrying himself even outside of this Megan situation, right? Whey weren’t you calling on God then to condemn his wicked actions?? Smh. Disgusting.
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@hoodopulence Gonna hit each time. And the Jalapeño Lemon Drop (w/ Tequila) is good af too.
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White socks. Brown skin.
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I stress this all the time. If we follow each other and I see you out, I will absolutely come up and introduce myself (within reason). Because why not?
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@doctuh_p Old folks don’t care what they say 😂😂
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6 months
Y’all go out/party with your coworkers?
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I need a tight ass hug. Ain’t nothing wrong I just wanna feel de love. 😂
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@timmygotsoul @Keisean It’s not even grace. Would u expect him to bring plates napkins? You gotta speak up. Maybe I’m old school but if I’m hosting a date at my home, that includes libations and whatever entertainment.
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And to all a good night. 🫡
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I be muting the porn y’all RT because it’s ugly. 😖
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2 years
My friends asked me to pick up a snack so I brought olives. Now everybody tryna kick me out.
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@3MuchHutch @Variety Lmao and it’s crazy bc the first half I thought had so much potential. Then they just went rogue towards the end and really went off the rails with that second half.
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2 years
Taps mic* now that I have circles, I have some things to say 😂
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@XXL Yall play with that religion every day. Commit every sin possible and now wanna talk about “dOnT pLaY WiT dAT..” shut up. And I’m not even a fan of lil nas but yall doing too much.
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I’m at the point where two shots and two drinks is ENOUGH.
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When y’all get to calling artists “flops” be sure to include your career and position so we can see if you a flop, too. ❤️
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I be flirting then putting my phone on DnD. My bed has only seen 1 mf this year and somehow folks be thinking I got mad rotation going on. It’s just me and pokemon over here bby.
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Moral of the story, don’t date a nigga with a cell phone. 🚩🚩🚩
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@dotdotdonny …ok I see why u fell off that boat
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The government all of a sudden wanna talk UFO’s while the fed reserve quietly raised its key interest rate to the highest it’s been in over 20 years.
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Only interested in giving, receiving, and being surrounded in good + positive + fun + loving energy this year.
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Some days I’m thick. Some days I’m fit. Some days I’m just.. here. 🙃
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I grew up in a very conservative home where social image was top line. So, naturally, as I grew independent of my family I focused deeply on what others thought or perceived of me. I’m not ashamed to admit that, finally at 36, I truly don’t gaf what anyone thinks.
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I tried In & Out one time. That was all I needed.
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To the people whose family dynamic is strongly rooted in love, togetherness, positive values, and stability— you are blessed.
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@willfulchaos Lmfaooo I hate twitter!
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Posted to IG but my only response to ep. 3 of TLOU. IDK why y’all so upset. The game doesn’t well translate scene by scene for TV. You need your audience engaged.
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My new colleagues: So tell us about yourself! Me at the All Staff meeting:
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Good morning to y’all beautiful asses ☀️
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I have a very specific grocery list and my Instacart Shopper is a man…
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Ok now do sneaker resellers next
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The IRS is now tracking down and taxing ticket resellers who made more than $600 from reselling event tickets in a year. Platforms like Ticketmaster and StubHub will be required to hand over that data.
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I can’t believe this apt community is advertising this location like this 😂😂😂 and yes, this is the H St. Walmart in NE DC. IYKYK
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I’m sorry but I just think anyone who sits online attacking random celebrities (or people) is a complete loser.
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To all the short mfs and your perfect body composition. Fuck you.
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Y’all, I do not wear underwear. So rubbing up on me in the club will result in more of a surprise for you than me. 😅
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