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@mschlapp
Matt Schlapp
@mschlapp
3 years
If @chiproytx were in charge of the border, it would be closed up tighter than the Cowboys defense. Welcome to #CPACTX , Congressman! for tix
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@bobtheretired
Bob
@bobtheretired
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx This is hilarious. Add NFL football to the very long list of things Schlapp does not understand.
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@sgtregionrat
Kunu is Hawaiian for Chuck
@sgtregionrat
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx Matt, it really amazing to see how bad you are at this social media thing.
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@KevinMKruse
Kevin M. Kruse
@KevinMKruse
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx So you're saying he'd do a horrible job of it? .... OK?
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@DFWAlex2289
Alex (RANGERS WORLD SERIES CHAMPSπŸ”₯ πŸ”₯)
@DFWAlex2289
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx Our defense last year:
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@OpenBordersJon
Jon πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦
@OpenBordersJon
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx yes please!!! my dream is for border security be as effective as the Cowboy's defense. That sounds awesome.
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@scotfasco
scotfasco🟧
@scotfasco
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx Cowboy's Defense? πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@_readstrade_
AnonTradeReader
@_readstrade_
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx …did you watch the cowboys defense last year?
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@YGalanter
Comfortably Numb - @ygalanter.bsky.social
@YGalanter
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx I don't follow football closely and even I know this is a hilariously bad take.
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@aeirould
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@aeirould
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx So as porous as Swiss cheese then?
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@Hey_Dae_Dae
Power User Elon Musk Democrat Republican
@Hey_Dae_Dae
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx So he’d be really bad at it?
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@timshippey
Xitty Logo
@timshippey
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx You couldn't have picked a better time to use this analogy after last season Matt. Top notch work from you as always.
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@SheaKitten
TheSheaKitten
@SheaKitten
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx Fun.
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@PalomaStovall
paloma delecto
@PalomaStovall
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx this doesn't make sense and im a Texan. no ty fm Tx
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@flounder_MA
$54.20 Value Meal
@flounder_MA
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx Dude's drunk as a skunk by noon. Kinda like the Cowboys defense!
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@DaDbeltrami
Pug
@DaDbeltrami
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx The border is already closed tighter than the Cowboys defense. Nice self-own, Matt.
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@incompetusrex
The Next Day
@incompetusrex
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx Yeah, about that.
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@JediSlasher
JediSlasher
@JediSlasher
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx Fail.
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@babbles
tim
@babbles
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx Republican defense policy and Cowboys defense is strangely an apt comparison.
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@lagloriacubano
Sandy Paws
@lagloriacubano
3 years
@mschlapp @chiproytx Sure, and if my Mom had wheels, she'd be a bicycle!
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