i tried the stair master once in my life, used it for 2 mins and istg i just kept hearing that tiktok sound “let me sit my stupid ass down” bc i damn near died on that machine

@microdxse Me at work because we have a giant set of stairs that I love to go up and down from every chance I get.

@microdxse and I get dizzy after walking up 3 flights

@microdxse Bro u see the girl who did it for 24 HOURS

@microdxse She’s built diff

@microdxse The fact that she’s doing it at night reminds me of my “exercise purging after dinner” days STOP

@microdxse I did it once for 30 minutes and i almost died

@microdxse i aspire

@microdxse This is how dedicated imma be once I get my treadmill Istg 😭

@microdxse I think the longest I went is 65min which no breaks, my pace was a faster tho It was actual hell. At least after a while the pain just makes u zone out completely. Also I had to walk home, which I have no memory of. 🤠

@microdxse i die after 10 mins 😖

@microdxse god damn that’s so impressive, people don’t understand how hard the stair master is😣

@microdxse And still smiling

@microdxse Baj erasure

@microdxse i cant do stairmaster cuz my clumsy ass keeps tripping and falling😭

@microdxse bro the first time I tried it I fell infront of the whole gym💀

@microdxse Why not just add a weighted vest, 2 hours is nothing when you weigh less than 130

@microdxse if i could do that i would already be skinny now

@microdxse I'd fuckin die for sure

@microdxse my mom did this once and did the cn tower worth of stairs (144 flights of stairs) 😭 my max was like 15 LMAO