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Maximus Meridius

@kejimicheal

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Part-time superhero, full-time jollof rice enthusiast.

Hell named Naija
Joined February 2011
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@kejimicheal
Maximus Meridius
4 years
I had issues when I was in the UAE.. Almost ended in jail. I reached out to your office and till tomorrow, no reply.. I even paid for an exit with my own money to you guys at the Nigeria Consulate... You lots are irresponsible, heartless and undeserving of happiness.
@abikedabiri
ام راكان
4 years
@iamcardib . As one in charge of the Diaspora for Ngr, We can’t wait to receive you again. Our doors are open, sister. And you need to talk a walk through the Door of Return in Badagry . It’s an indescribable experience .
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4 years
@spacedtyler I heard that mothafucker in this tweet. 😂🤣😂
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1 year
@Wawanda @meghamohan You people still don’t get it. It’s not about the scarf, it’s about the option of choice. The choice to do as you wish as a human and specifically, as a woman. Wearing a scarf shouldn’t be a government imposed action.
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3 years
@_MzJayde My father’s family.... Muslim My mom’s family..... Christian The way I celebrate Ileya and Keresimesi ehn. Na owanbe for me.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
Go and listen to @itsLaycon Verified when you’re drunk on whiskey. Faaaam!!!!
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2 years
@oluyemii_tola @Hitee_ They don’t find themselves worthy enough of shaking him. Highest form of respect.
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4 years
@amaniaIx @MsBianca_xo @iamcardib You can hate Cardi all you want but you can't deny the fact that she's politically woke and she's never afraid to say her mind.
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2 years
@ADJ_1Z_GR8 @Chisom_DeathRow We plenty on this table and somehow people take us as unserious..
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
@Legendarie_pom Brother.. They are shameless and irresponsible. They don't give a f #ck about Nigerians.. Just the publicity and bow it's gonna help their social and political cards.
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3 years
I fear who no fear Laycon’s people o. See pictorial and video evidences everywhere... Small thing they ask one Elite (a Netflix show please) to bring since 68BC, I never see am o..
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6 years
@omoissy You forgot Rafa Nadal Ian Thorpe Kelvin Durant Dywane Wade Shaq Lindsey Vonn Phil Mickelson Mike Trout Katie Ledecky Tim Duncan Simone Biles Luis Figo Zidane Ronaldo De Lima Tony Parker Manu Ginobili
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Maximus Meridius
5 years
@btsportfootball So Van Dijk and no Van der Saar?? This is getting absolutely ridiculous.
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3 years
My mom is really scared for me going to the protest today. She already came to my house this morning. Saw the fear in her voice and face. Whatever happens, I'm definitely gonna do everything to see her tonight.. Hopefully in one piece. We move. #EndSARS #SARSMUSTEND #SarsMustGo
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3 years
Wow Laycon!!! Smart muthafucker. Make I vote for you again.
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1 year
@Steadi_lady @TheHabaneroChef Person? Or the whole class!
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Maximus Meridius
10 years
I wonder if Bola Tinubu is aware that Nigeria is actually a country, not a business.
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
Hey guys, please I'm still in the business of timber supply and distribution anywhere in Ondo State and South West as a whole. And there's a standby truck for delivering your goods in great condition. For your structure(s) roofing, I'm a dm away and I give the best rate(s).
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
Ow Wenger managed to squeeze Fabregas, Wilshere, Nasri, Arshavin and Theo into an XI was craY.
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4 years
As the decade comes to a close, this moment is up there as one of the best moments for Arsenal. Nothing beats a late winner.
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3 years
@damieikeji @KammieNsa Romance in Lagos is War and Vibes abeg.
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2 years
Angry birds is my favorite song by Laycon.
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5 years
House Mormont. The Bravest and Most Loyal of All. #GameofThrones #GOT #ForTheThrone
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5 years
@channelstv High time we got Abacha's corpse arrested.
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3 years
Peruzzi album is not anyone’s mate. That’s a big work of art.
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
@ekpekingsley @Corporatte_Thug And some dark skinned women have this 'you think you're prettier than me because you're light skinned' mentality.. It's a lose lose situation when/if you're not comfortable in your skin.
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4 years
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4 months
I saw Deepika Padukone when I was in Dubai and few minutes later, I was still stunned. That woman is extremely gorgeous:
@everymovieplug
Every Movie Plug 🎬 🔌
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most beautiful actress you ever seen?
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5 years
@Kolade_Avo Nigeria as a case study. She has everything but she's bleeding and suffering due to unlawful and reckless spending that comes from the resources she own She's crying for help before she eventually crumbles but no one is listening to her.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
@Sleeky_Prince_ @LDNFootbalI If you’ve seen that lad play this season more than thrice, you’re not going to call him just a poacher.
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Maximus Meridius
11 months
To the absolute love of my life, happy birthday kiddo. This babe literally changed my life. 2 already? Wow. Just wow.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
If you go through this thread and still insist this dude had no content(s) back then, if you somehow land in hellfire, just know it’s this particular lie that got you enjoying with Beelzebub in his domain.
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Any Given Monday™ 🐺
3 years
Laycon was the content his music his focus . A THREAD @itsLaycon started dropping bars right from the night be stepped into the BBN house. Before he went to bed he made sure everyone in the house including millions of viewers took one thing to bed... HIS BARS.. #BBNaijaReunion
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Maximus Meridius
2 years
I love the way Icons carry Laycon for head like gele. Super excited for him mehn. #iCONsFest28thDecember #IconsFest
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Maximus Meridius
6 years
@Greybean_ VAR and screenshots saving people's lives. The 2018
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Maximus Meridius
6 years
@BolatheTalker @siduduzo_mbatha It's not even the issue of feelings at all. You both start getting uncomfortable talking or doing the things you used to do.. Like telling her you met a lady at the mall today and she's coming to spend the weekend.. Or her telling him she's thinking of seeing a movie with a man
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4 years
@gsterl The glow is real af when a black woman enters your life. Black women are gold, priceless and ethereal. No disrespect... Women are beautiful goddess... Irrespective of colour.
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5 years
@tombradyyisgoat The world media forced them on us amigo. Its worrisome.
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3 years
@TJthe1st @Joshuwa008 They call him Barry and he left in a flash.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
@Genius If the game shakes me or breaks me I hope it makes me a better man, take a better stand Put money in my mom's hand Get my daughter this college grant so she don't need no man Stay far from timid, only make moves when your heart's in it And live the phrase 'Sky's the limit'
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
@theblackboyblog This woman steady cashing out using black misery and history for business. I love this fraudulent pseudo-activism.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
Bro!! I put everything on the line for Laycon last year. I genuinely fucked with that dude. Can’t see me getting invested in any bbn housemate ever again.
@OlisaOsega
Mazi Olisaemeka C. Esq ™
3 years
Omo! I don’t think I can go all out and hard for any BBNaija housemate the way I went out for Laycon last year. Last year, I was literally begging everyone I know to vote for him because I desperately wanted him to win. He’s the first housemate I genuinely supported.
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11 months
To the absolute love of my life, happy birthday kiddo. This babe literally changed my life. 2 already? Wow. Just wow.
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4 years
@OfficialNiniola @Yettyclassy Ha!!! Na Wizkid and Davido remain. Make the internet crash!!!
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
@black_bhoy_ @heisTactic If 1(general hold on) is allowed for check up, then 2. If not, then 4. 4 winning still depends on 2 not taking risk of going to the market without throwing everybody into the dirt for 3 general market.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
@dieko_x @kaybest__ Watch them argue this as totally unrelated.
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
@_ordealy @Bimbolabisi @Naijablogger At that very moment, her daddy is her major priority and nothing's stopping that hug. Priceless and beautiful.
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
@Superkalifragi3 @itswilliamstone You need to take a chill pill to understand this joke. Easy.. Life ain't always a Face Off.
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
@Morris_Monye Patrick and Patricia Perpendicular and Perpetual John and Johanna Joseph and Josephine Uchelo and Uchendu God's bless and God's love. Smh
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
@DALTONSCLIT @cummin4bey Set your mom up for drags. A King.
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3 years
@Eniolanimie @_MzJayde I don’t even attend any but my spiritual journey with the most high is top notch. And so beautiful. No one can scam me with religion.
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Maximus Meridius
9 months
My babe sent me Isiewu money and I’ve been pleading with her to let me meet her whole family. Nuclear and extended. No dey whine me o.
@_orsteen
𝕆ℝ𝕊𝕋𝔼𝔼ℕ💉
9 months
If your babe gives you 20k pounds wyd?
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
@ndukwe_saint @Dhavidote @heisrema Na person son/brother be this.. carry dick out for party.
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
@Remmzor_YBNL Ondo State. Yoruba Angel.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
Somehow, I won from this game sha.
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2 years
Since I got married, Saturday became my favorite day of the week. Seeing my wife perform magic in her kitchen while I clean the house, the surroundings and do the laundry is so beautiful..
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Maximus Meridius
5 years
@omowo This is cheap o. On this very App that's someone is selling Akara for 5k?? In between, it looks so good. 👍
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Maximus Meridius
2 years
Private hospital? Why dem no carry am go General Hospital??
@OvieNews
ᴏᴠɪᴇ ᴀʟɪ ᴏnovwo-ᴏᴍᴀsᴏʀᴏ ™🇳🇬
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These doctors in Lagos Nigeria carried out the successful surgical operation on the Vice President , Professor Yemi Osinbajo.
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3 years
This one gon hit @tylerperry hard. God bless the dead.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
So Aloraaa is cute on Twitter now?? All of you are crazy. Because of beard, aesthetics and fine boys. Be like say you no sabi wetin cultism be again..
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
@Kris_Sway @DevilsOfUnited Quick one. Can you use your hard earned money to buy Lingard for 20m?
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Maximus Meridius
2 years
A great day..
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
@M10TV1 @Naija_PR @DammyLola_01 As he no see ball play lately, Baba come gbese for Naija
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Maximus Meridius
1 year
@shahzebCFC @Wawanda @meghamohan Read my tweet again. Slowly this time around.
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Maximus Meridius
6 years
@NaomiCampbell @wizkidayo @BritishGQ Mama Tiwa is reading this and remembering when she called him brother too... Madam Naomi ti wa online
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Maximus Meridius
5 years
@_alphawoman Crazy scenes when they both have twins..
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
@la_ghivver When he talked about that space, the pain in Erica's face was so glaring. The disappointment. I felt her disguised (for a second) pain there. I wish things were different between this two. But hey it's Life.
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Maximus Meridius
6 years
@lovablepearl_ @ChicSavagely I'm a guy and i thoroughly enjoy cooking for people. The happiness they derive from it is pure blessing. Now imagine my woman cooking my favourite meal for me. I always pray for her afterwards.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
Just escaped an accident. Wow! Thank God.
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
@Urban_american I didn't face this much punishment when I slapped the Chapel Prefect back then in Aquinas. Oluwa, wetin dey happen o?
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Maximus Meridius
5 years
The moment I saw Akure, I knew it was gonna be crazy. Akure is the home of fucked people and shitty fuckery.
@Postsubman
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- "Man narrate how his male organ saved him from going to jail"
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Maximus Meridius
8 years
Chelsea fans before the match and Chelsea fans right now
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Maximus Meridius
6 months
Y’all shitted on Iga Swiatek because she had a tough post US Open block.. I’m glad she’s reminding y’all what a sensational player she is. An energetic and aggressive big server of the ball.
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
@AfamDeluxo Craziest fact here is, he was the best 100m/200m athlete we had then in Naija... Yet they almost ruined him.
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Maximus Meridius
1 year
This your foot wear 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
@_spiriituaL
🦉 🧘🏽‍♂️spirituaL🧘🏽‍♂️
1 year
FOR THE CULTURE. #WakandaForever
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Maximus Meridius
6 years
@SegunOladejo_ @Ibrothedon @_Mhithi @ibasa_P @bayomimusic @kulupsy Let's be sincere with ourselves. They genuinely know what they're fighting for and I strongly support the cause but lately most of them have let bitterness, disguised gender segregation and unparalleled madness get into their battle and sadly, they're losing the respect of all.
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Maximus Meridius
6 months
Flaujae is really better that most of your favorites.
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Maximus Meridius
6 years
@nwuba_snr @bayomimusic I like the fact that the woman respected their beliefs while standing firm on yours. To me, that's sane feminism. Respecting people's opinions and beliefs and not castigating them for it while still riding with yours.
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Maximus Meridius
5 years
@DailyMirror Father of the Year.
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Maximus Meridius
2 years
Just look at my beautiful Val na.
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4 years
@iam_damayor That last kick... Liu Kang's fatality.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
So I carry myself go St Jacobs drink 2 bottles of Goldberg o. Waiter say na 4000 be my money. These people dey sell beer for 2k. Jesu Olugbala mi ooooo 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️ Mo ti koja aye mi ooooo.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
Windscribe dropped me in USA straight. Dem sabi my wish. How far US Embassy?
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Maximus Meridius
2 months
Even FIFA can’t write such a story for the World Cup. This AFCON is total madness!!!
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
@YagazieEmezi Just tell me Shola Shobowale is the mother of the bride because..... Eyin temi bawo ni o, se wa...
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
I've been away from twitter for a minute trying to set up an NGO for widows and damn, it hasn't been easy at all. So I'm using this opportunity to remind y'all that I'm still into timber production and distribution. Patronize me so I can achieve the NGO dream. Thanks.
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2 years
@thisibi Something you both should still laugh about till today.. Humor is truly dead and gone.
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5 years
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5 years
How Arsenal scored 7 against one of the best teams in Spain, kept a clean sheet in 180mins against the 2nd best team in Italy but still lost to Palace, Wolves & Leicester by 3 goals each is one of the biggest mysteries I've ever seen. Arsenal doing just an Arsenal thing. Crazy.
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Maximus Meridius
4 years
If you meet a guy anywhere around the world and he says he grew up in Akure, ask him where. If he says Ala, Sijuwade or Oshinle, just run If it's Ala or Sijuwade, u can still be friends with him but the moment you hear Oshinle, especially South Oshinle, run for your life please.
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5 years
@SubDeliveryZone @FlawlessMilo We. Hate. Men. Only. On. Social. Media.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
The smell of mahogany on a Tuesday morning is blissfully ethereal..
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
Unless it’s me for the 1m, abeg do 10k for 100 people.
@LouieDi13
B I G L O U I E 🫵🏾
3 years
1million to a random follower sounds nice! What will be the reason? That makes sense! 1 lucky pick 👁👁
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Maximus Meridius
1 year
@adejumoke_ajao @PiusErica All this English.. not necessary. Just go and watch it with her in City Boy’s living room.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
Maria is a sneaky snake. And a shit. Biggest hypocrite and liar in that hour but hey, she’s pretty and y’all won’t see it.
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Maximus Meridius
2 years
This man named @LouieDi13 is a very good one. God bless you always.
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Maximus Meridius
3 years
Aubrey. ❤️.
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