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Follow me and I'll follow 🔙Guinness addict /Eminem Stan🐐/ @BTS_twt /BTSArmy💜/Svt Carat💎/Menist/Chelsea fan/GOT7💚/Jackson Wang / #kdrama_twt ♡♡/I Stan Ot²⁷💜

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@Kall_essy
Ssenga 🎭
2 years
Men are sad, most of them are miserable but they cover it up, some are really dying inside but have no one to talk to. Was In a space at one time n they were giving their submissions on this video.Truth is most men don't have any one to run to or talk to at their lowest.
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@Kall_essy
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1 year
@soompi If both companies have limits in their idols lives let fans do the same. If they're dating just be happy for them there's no need to be toxic with hate comments SMH!
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4 years
Men i got a question . what’s the definition of “good pussy” ? I’m just curious 😂😂😂
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11 months
@misanujung I liked that man after watching Descendants of the sun and Vincenzo but after Song HyeKyo's honest opinion about what inspired her to shoot "The Glory" it was to reflect the dark past and let it go because she couldn't share it with anyone (real life). I nolonger like that man…
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@Kall_essy
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3 years
Best man. Empelekezze
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@Kall_essy
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3 years
Both activities are really necessary in marriage 😍. But the other group of mad women will not agree with the first frame 🌝🌝
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4 years
Ether Birungi you blocked me before telling us the pregnancy and HIV results after the tests you had yesterday in Muyenga 🤡🤡🤡
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@Kall_essy
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11 months
Happy birthday Elton🎂 May the 6th year be a blessing to you, smile everyday because you're still young to go through hardships with the society seeing you as an outcast.. ❤️❤️ You're loved don't shade tears again when they say something to you. ♡♡♡♡♡♡☆☆
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2 years
Baby boy we don't delete here💀💀💀
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@Kall_essy
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4 years
Suck his d🍆ck. Lick his fingers. Kiss him all over his body and make him crave for it. Gasp, put on your clothes and tell him you have choir rehearsals 😂😂😂
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@Kall_essy
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1 year
Atleast our dictator can open his eyes well 😂😂😂😂
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@Kall_essy
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4 years
Being a man in the 21st century is becoming tougher for our brothers and it's sad that feminism making matters worse. Feminism is supposed to improve the relationship between men and women. Instead, today's feminism is attacking men. Today's feminism is a fraud. #MenMatterToo
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3 years
@Lungii_T He liked being sucked always but one day i passed my hands down to first massage the balls and everything, felt sand all over his private parts and he said "Babe just do it i will shower today" 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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@Kall_essy
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2 years
Now these naked pics of the SMACK Hm on bed with a fellow man ah 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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6 months
Doreen, today you're 💯 wrong. Sheila will NEVER be better than Hajjat Hatimah ,leaving the dressing code alone, but Hatimah is happily married with children, yet Sheila is like sodas on every ceremony, and she has never had a stable relationship apart from grasshopping
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6 months
These Hajjats be sharing d**k with other four women knowingly and they also have the audacity to talk about decency. Dear,Hajjat,that's being dirty,Sheilla is better than you.
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1 year
360days to fear my gender [Women]
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2 years
Dr kasenene's shoes.
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@Kall_essy
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2 years
The President didn't go to School The First lady didn't go school The first Son is always drunk The speaker bleached Kwegamba this country is being ran on luck 😂😂.
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3 years
"It was coming home but curfew" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌
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2 years
JET LI: "I'm sorry, am late" VJ JINGO: Amusobola Amulette 😆😆
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@Kall_essy
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2 years
"Rest in peace Jacob Oulanya"
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@Kall_essy
Ssenga 🎭
4 years
Women either you graduated with Masters, PhD etc that will never give you the authority to be a man in the house😏. Respect your man not papers or else you will end up being a spinster forever with arrogance 🙌🏾
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@Kall_essy
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2 years
Alhamdullilah to another another year added. Happy to share the same month and date with my king🙏🙏 Happy birthday to me and the kabaka of Buganda
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@Kall_essy
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11 months
That's what i received and asked to share on the Tl.
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@Kall_essy
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3 years
Is it true that those who cleared Kyagulanyi's car in URA are all fired!!!!??
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@Kall_essy
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2 years
2.5b spent on a dead man yet new born babies are suffering in Mulago hospital since the beds aren't enough 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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@Kall_essy
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4 years
We need to stop that nonsense of saying men are strong and that they can handle anything. At the end of the day, they're also human, have emotions and need support like any other human being. This world can break anyone. No one is immune.
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@Kall_essy
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4 years
The face. The lawyer
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11 months
@longassr1d3 @misanujung "I was inspired to shoot The Glory after reading the script because it was really referring to my past life which i didn't get to share with anyone, casting in the series has really helped to get better and stronger and never regretting about anything"
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4 years
Real men use their time to think and plan how to be successful in life 🙏. Foolish men only think about sleeping with different girls 😏.
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11 months
Dear baganda you only come out when the Kabaka is being attacked on social media or when someone drags Buganda. When will you come out and speak about nonsensical behaviors happening of late at introduction ceremonies!?? Nakyo mulinda kisakatte!?? Changing clothes at your in-laws…
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3 years
Sheila Gashumba and Anita Fabiola are fighting only to walk on the Red carpet and show off dresses. Salvador is choking on Sevolution wedding loan 😂😂😂buli lwasilika nga bamujukiza "Tukubanja"
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@Kall_essy
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9 months
Spent the whole night checking among all members of Parliament since 2016-2021 but "Hon Mwesigye Frank" isn't there, don't tell me you guys were being chewed by a ghost MP due to urban excitement. 😂😂😂
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1 year
😂😂😂😂😂😂Ugandans will never see heaven
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1 year
The last person to exit Uganda please lock the door with 10 padlocks 😂😂😂😂
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@Kall_essy
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2 years
Omugezi aleese Jesus M7 talina kyamagero kya mukoledde 🕯️🕯️
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@Kall_essy
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1 year
Bruno K at Nakazibwe's house explaining about Kigundu Seith.
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1 year
My friend forced her bf to marry her due insecurities but kept on taking pills not to conceive for 3yrs, the husband replaced them with vitamins now she's crying 😂😂😂😂
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@Kall_essy
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4 years
Presenter Omuweleza
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@Kall_essy
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11 months
“I will never be on the same page with KYAGULANYI, The guy is unpatriotic & traitorous” Also him;
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@Kall_essy
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3 years
THE MOST HEART BREAKING PIC ON INTERNET 💔💔💔
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@Kall_essy
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3 years
Your favorite cop forgot to switch off the Mic 🙌🙌🙌🙌
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4 months
🤣🤣🤣Bugingo will know why it's called January
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@Kall_essy
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2 years
Frank Gashumba : "I'm a successful business man in Uganda and Rwanda" The business :👇👇
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2 years
The Muzungu lady Kirya spent a night with has no front teeth 🙌 you may think that she is related to our Handsome Mukiga. 😭😭
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3 months
So all of a sudden, y'all want to know why owori Paul is in prison. Thought you called us haters whenever we told him to stop extorting money from people !!!!musesa
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1 year
Kenzo :"Philly talina luyimba lusinga lwange bunene" Lyrics : "Awamiddu wami lesidu"
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9 months
Kabale's finest and other midfielders going for blood tests.
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2 years
Naye mzee omwana Oyo Amujyeko smartphone amukwase ki pad ekiyimba "Daddy shark doooo dooooo"
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3 years
Unemployed Vs. Employed 😂😂😂😂
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1 year
23hrs are enough to fear women daily 😱
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2 months
Get pregnant or go to jail . Irene Ntale:
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1 year
@thv_vanttae Jk was at Coachella for kid Laroi not for their girls. Jk is Calvin Klein global Ambassador,their girls trend on such events when Jk appears. Who was going to talk about their Coachella if fans didn't notice Jk🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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2 years
Kirya just visited Rwanda but he has been asking me how is Africa since Tuesday 😂😂.
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3 months
😫😫😫😫Ugandans are not good people towards Gravity
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4 years
A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your attention, it's because someone has hers.👌
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2 years
Before attacking Conductors make sure everything on you it's very ok. Ono avumye conductor okuwunya obubi ne bamugamba "Nkunazeko make up olabe bwofanan Ssekandi" 😭😭
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I might not be the richest person in the world or the world’s president but i have happiness, peace of mind, and most importantly the gift of life. Thank you God, for blessing me with such priceless gifts. Happy birthday to me.
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3 years
Kiddawalime's saga aside. Be it 20yrs from now, no minister of education will ever replace Namirembe Bitamazire ✌️
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@Kall_essy
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3 years
A 39yr old giving a 77yr mzee sleepless nights without using a gun but freedom speeches only 😂. Long live Bobiwine ✊✊ #BobiwineAt39
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4 years
Side chics after the lockdown 😂
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3 years
NSSF : "We lent the money to Rwanda" Rwanda :👇👇👇
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9 months
Apart from the 50k you get from Hon for open legs syndrome, you don't earn more than 200k monthly just keep quiet and hawk your unsalted bean kantu gwe
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HOUSES 4 Sale UG
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I still stand by what I said. As a guy don't date if you earn 600k or less monthly, you're not ready bro. Acting and being bitter about it won't change the fact.
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2 years
Men what are those habits you don't like while dating women!??
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3 years
Alhamdullilah to celebrating my new age in good health, with friends and family.. Life is full of challenges but each day that goes by it's celebrated thanking Allah for the gift of life... Ramadhan Kareem 🌙, Happy birthday to me أتمنى أن يكون الشهر الكريم مثمرا وياسمين كاسمي🙏
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I'm the kind of girlfriend that will give my man morning sex, breakfast sex, afternoon sex, lunch sex, argument sex, evening sex, dinner sex, etc
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Covid19 positive 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ as if i wasn't keeping the mask on 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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4 years
Kissing a man without beards it's like drinking champagne without bubbles.😜😜
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4 months
Pastor Bugingo's church this Sunday
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5 years
I had sex on a rock at one love beach (busaabala). By the end of the sex act,my ankles were bleeding and yet when I was having sex I didn't feel pain😪😪😪
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11 months
He stole an IPhone 14 pro max and a Samsung from women at H2O last night, beard man embarrassing himself 🙌🙌
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8 months
You got pissed when your daughter answered "A father heads a home" you can't relate Cindy's situation because you're the man in the house
@DoreenNyanjura
Nyanjura Doreen Omutatina
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@dianenahabwe I am wondering as well! Cindy over does it, you may think she is the first woman to get married and have children!
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4 years
A teaspoonful of cum💦 contains the same amount of proteins like an 🥚egg, don't let him nut between your brezz just open your mouth and take in proteins 😋💦
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5 months
@bts_bighit 🐱 :" We should have a battle. " 🐱 :"We can split the main stadium in half " 🤣🤣 Army X UAENA
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11 months
Imagine if Andy didn't record anything, he'd have been in hot soup right now on the TL 😂
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2 years
The O in women means Audacity 🌚
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3 years
Magufuli built 90 hospitals and 400 health centres in a period of five years, M7 was very excited after commissioning a tap, bottle irrigation and weighing posho 😢😢.
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If you vote in large numbers, they can't rig the votes. They will be confused with actual numbers 🤣🤣 - Kyagulanyi 2021-
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4 years
The best way to have great sex is to let your partner know what you like in bed.👌
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1 year
When Kayz told Sheila Gashumba facts some of you thought it's hatred and not minding his business, today you can feel Frank's pain as parent spilling out what's been hurting him and blaming himself not parenting well.
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1 year
Close friends of @Trudie_25 kindly reach her out, comfort her don't judge or pretend but be there in this hard situation she's going through.
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2 years
Anhaaa!!!!
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4 years
Stop bossing on Twitter to impress others yet you can't foot bills but hungrily pack food using hands on a date 😂😂 #HungryInfluencer
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@soompi I'm not an Aroha but ASTRO members have good music that's one of the reasons i had joined Moonbin&Sanha's Weverse community 😢
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9 months
School fees 2m till when you feel like crying when your child shouts "Who putted my book there?" 🙌
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10 months
Get a new kit or go to prison. Tottenham :
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6 months
Female drunkards calling kirya "Mr handsome" Nyege Nyege isn't for the weak
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2 years
If Tumwiine has died at 68, and his Student Teacher Mwami M7 is 78. Then one of them is lying. Mpozzi nga Mr M7 was a student teacher at 10 yrs Naye nga Yo Music Industry Efiiriddwa Omusajja Atazzikawo 🤡🤡
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2 years
Moral of the story "Avoid married men" 😂😂😂
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@allkpop It's too late to tell us about this .Some of us knew that he was the scapegoat and stood by him, but k-media and domestic fans, you guys, are too fast to judge celebrities as if they're not humans .please let him rest in peace and tell you people who pushed him to leave his…
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9 months
Home made Rolex isn't delicious at all because the oil it's not diluted, frying pans are not black and the stove has no long legs.
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9 months
The way that girl used to attack everyone Kumbe she's honourable's loaned midfielder after helping the aunt at the shop 😱😱
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2 years
Kale you be there minding your business then you remember how Esther asked Pages live on TV to make it official 😂😂😂😂
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In a taxi this evening 2 women were chatting on top of their voices. "Njigiliza Okola sweaters nange nfune ku sente" when they reached at stage the conductor said "Abatunga amasweater bavamu" 😭🤣
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11 months
The “D” in Deedi stands for Dense, but she has 2 “d”s that means she is twice dense 😂
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2 months
In few weeks from now you are going to see Frank in Saudi Arabia requesting for funds to construct mosques in Uganda, Mufti Menk yagudde mubafelle.
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