Awe man. I broke the law today for speeding 7 mph over the speed limit. Got stuck with a $400 dollar citation. Dammit, if I was an illegal immigrant and broke the law by crossing the border I would have gotten a $1000 gift card and free health care. My bad. 🤔🤔🤨🤪☹️ Tweet added by Jeff..🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @jmen600779

Jeff..🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Awe man. I broke the law today for speeding 7 mph over the speed limit. Got stuck with a $400 dollar citation. Dammit, if I was an illegal immigrant and broke the law by crossing the border I would have gotten a $1000 gift card and free health care. My bad. 🤔🤔🤨🤪☹️

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Paul Kinkade

@CardRocker0007

3 months

@jmen600779 District Courts in my town throw almost all tickets under 10 MPH or under.

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Jeff..🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@jmen600779

3 months

@CardRocker0007 I was simply making a point. I didn't get a citation but what I'm saying and especially here in California is the truth. This shit is really happening.

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Liberty Bell

@black19317

3 months

@jmen600779 I showed cleavage and the nicest officer gave mea warning.

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Jeff..🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@jmen600779

3 months

@black19317 Haha..good for you.

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JAC

@JAC946105382838

3 months

@jmen600779 @Crowsniper1 And be allowed to carry guns wherever you like.

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@jmen600779

3 months

@JAC946105382838 @Crowsniper1 Yep

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Knucklehead G

@g_knucklehead

3 months

@jmen600779 You should've identified as an asylum-seeking Venezuelan.

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@jmen600779

3 months

@g_knucklehead Exactly. Free lunch, gift card, cell phone etc. Roll the red carpet out for me lol

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ultra maga peggy

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3 months

@jmen600779 Yep!!!

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oldoceangirl

@septembernana

3 months

@jmen600779 That’s the most expensive 7 mph over the limit I’ve ever heard of. We all need to be illegal aliens cause that’s the only way we’ll be able to afford living here.

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