@abmcelroy1 My agent once told me that they’d never publish nonfiction with the word “dick” in it and I was like hmmmm guess they’ll never publish me then

@reluctantlyjoe Truly our loss

@abmcelroy1 The New Porker

@violet_jones26 The Screw Yorker

@abmcelroy1 The devil works hard but the algorithm works harder.

@jesilfa lolll

@abmcelroy1 I have long wanted to start "The Newer Yorker" but still lack the time and the bandwidth. It's out there if you want it, folks.

@abmcelroy1 The Woo Forker

@abmcelroy1 If you build it they will come 💦

@abmcelroy1 The New Jerseyer?

@abmcelroy1 Like Penthouse Forum? That was all stories. But no arch cartoons.

@abmcelroy1 adult used to be this and i miss it so

@abmcelroy1 Juggs has been running some provocative think pieces defending terroristic acts in the name of "environmentalism."