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or no one quote rt it that’s fine too i just like wanted to see ur tweets….
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@hondacrvthe3rd
0 likes but I'm enjoying myself
"I like my coffee the same way I like my women"
*badly scalds his erection*
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woman in the 16th century getting the ick: “I saw Bartholomew take 3 attempts to get on his steed and just simply couldn’t handle it anymore”
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Not now sweetie, daddy's busy coming out of the womb blue from my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck and developing a severe choking kink 20 years later
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@hondacrvthe3rd
Proud of this one
Finally kissed this woman on our third date! Which made f**king on our first date really impersonal.
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