Your advice to this asshole’s wife?

@hb_surfer Me too actually

@hb_surfer @Rubicon1313 Or plant it in poison hemlock.

@hb_surfer @justsomeguy2u @Rubicon1313 Great idea!

@hb_surfer @Rubicon1313 🤣🤣🤣

@hb_surfer @Rubicon1313 Me: *takes notes

@hb_surfer @Rubicon1313 Or poison ivy and stinging nettles.

@hb_surfer @Rubicon1313 I can provide a shovel and an alibi

@hb_surfer @Rubicon1313 Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@hb_surfer @Rubicon1313 just use a chipper

@hb_surfer @Rubicon1313 In two of those clickbait listicles, I saw suggestions that both looked brilliant: 1: Bury him fetal, not laid out, or vertical, not horizontal, so it's not a 6' long plot 2: Find a dead dog; bury him 2' UNDER the dog. If they exhume, when they find the dog, they stop digging!

@hb_surfer @Rubicon1313 🤣🤣🤣

@hb_surfer @Rubicon1313 😇