tim: no one uses the oxford comma anymore, jon
jon, who went to oxford: you. are. wrong
martin, hovering in doorway: well, as a poet, i think punctuation is-
tim: as a POET
jon: no wants wants to hear your garbage excuses for the brutalization of the english language, MARTIN
barely touched upon tma concept: tim, a successful publisher, and jon, who went to oxford, constantly getting into dick fights over the proper way to write things