@TeddyG210 Thank you! I usually come to San Antonio every spring so keep an eye out!

@funnyfelipe you just have to use Nair instead of hand lotion......oh well. #sacrifice

@funnyfelipe You know you left your mark in this world when your mom says "the cochino man died; the one with all the rabbit girls".

@funnyfelipe Yeah right. Tell @FlacoSeagulls that with those bottlecap glasses

@funnyfelipe Your tweet is currently ranked #11 on the #HughHefner scoreboard!

@funnyfelipe Curious young girls (Who accidentally found their Step-fathers Stash of Playboys) were never warned I see great! Lol

@funnyfelipe Hahaha! Way to start my morning with a laugh! Have a great day Felipe!👍🏽🤣