rickshaw mein sutta maar rahi thi and when I get home, I get this message from the driver. I don't know whether I want to laugh or bash my head into a wall
all my life i have only ever wanted to be good: a good person- a good friend, a good student, good at the things i do, a good child, a good sibling, a good partner- and i have found myself failing at it every time
very funny how the protests died down after his release. I thought this was more than just IK? I thought you had enough?
Literally so much reactionary politics to get ONE MAN out of jail. This was unnecessary, this was not revolution. It was nothing more than routine nakhre
a lot of my softest memories entail waking up in the middle of the night to hear my (ex) partner snoring or mumbling in his sleep. Don't reject forms of love because you think you're above it. Allow yourself to love and be loved, despite how 'uncool' it may be
i will NEVER understand people who fkn sleep on call how sad do u have to be to do that i’ve done a lot of pathetic things in life BUT SLEEPING ON CALL IS DEADASS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.
Cambridge is so funny got an email from them regarding 'expected rain protocol' and in a city which has seen a huge death toll and urban flooding in the last few years, their protocol was 'leave early for exam venue!!!' BHAI JIHAD KARNE NIKAL RAHI HUN KYA
religious beliefs aside, one thing I'm genuinely so so SO amazed by each time and grateful for is my connection with God. Literally the belief that someone is looking out, that loves me for who and what I am and listens to me is such a comfort.
PLUS MERI DUAEIN FORAN PURI HOTI
avg day on paki twt
- ooo shame woman bec she posted photos of herself in a way I don't like
- oooo woman made mistake about something easily misconstrued about the country and now we should arrest her to show how peaceful n good we are
bhai tum log aurton ka peecha chor do
was in an indrive in which someone left two gajrey behind and I had so many thoughts (which I might make a poem or piece out of who knows) but I did take photos despite having shit photography skills so here u go
the indrive guy STILL won't leave me alone I'm being spammed with calls and messages please make his life hell. He's given my number out as someone whos 'giving a service'. Look at what my fucking call log looks like.
ok ur rlly gross and stop saying sluts and kittens as a joke its disgusting but wouldnt expect anything less from a dude defending a guy being called out ur the same brand of shitty men pretending to be 'feminist' and using that as an excuse for sexual and disgusting behaviour
Hullo please bump, offering tuitions again! I received 7 A*s 2 As in my O levels and got straight As throughout AS level (put B there for accuracy since I couldnt sit two mocks) and received several academic awards in school. Can accommodate different fee rates and indv sessions!
hello I've ended up tweeting this twice now if any of you know of a part time or remote job opportunity, please let me know. big expenses have come up and I can not afford it on my current pay. I can work as a content writer, social media manager, marketing/sales or do admin work
the most anti-ahmedi/shia/pashtun/balochi person u know is a palestine supporter so pls dont make palestine the moral compass for the paki population- its easy to support causes far from you, but if you actually stand for liberation and autonomy, youd support the local minorities
the fact that its an acceptable belief that misandry (rage expressed at men who make life a living hell and the effort of decentering men from our lives) is the same is misogyny (the oppression of women as a class that kills, rapes, and subjugates women on the daily) is crazy
wese yall throw around the word pedophilia very casually imo. it's not some dude who likes 15-18 year olds (which, I must clarify since this is twt, is still horrid) but someone attracted to pre pubescent kids. mixing the two can trivialise the harm posed by ACTUAL pedos
everyday, men give another reason as to why they are the most ghaleez neech things to ever inhabit the earth. I've reported this and I recommend u do too
please just bring back being irrevocably in love with someone the moment you lay eyes on them and writing letters professing the depth of your undying love hand-delivered at midnight along with a copy of your favorite book till they also fall in love with you
man I want a masc lesbian to love me . all pakistani gays r soooooo icky bec none of u actually want a wlw rs u just want a placeholder for an acc man or r fucking around to seem 'cool' I miss women
kgs kids also being like omg be happy for others for getting into ivy league as if kuch khud mehnat ki thi instead of pouring thousands in goddamn corporations to write their essays and make their apps
dating around is good: it gives you a sense of what you need in a relationship, your boundaries and allows you to create realistic expectations. Especially inpuritan cultures, it's NECESSARY otherwise you put up with misogynistic institutions' ideas of romance and marriage
@mahrugarita
my dad said the equivalent of this to me. told me to be grateful he didn't k¡|| me or disown me financially and he could do so much worse and it's like?? congrats on being decent ig?? award chaiye??
@MaxMinMan
Hi! I think its good to view these stats in context. There's an existing bias towards that populace leading to higher incarceration because people are more ready to believe that they'd commit those crimes. Also, Muslims in India as any other minority faces an economic baclfoot-
can everybody say happy birthday to the baby. he is five (!!!!!!) years old today and has brought me nothing but joy, companionship, and exasperation every second of his existence.
do u guys ever follow someone new n they r dropping banger constant engagement content but then ur like oh no if I engage too much it will b creepy so u j silently scroll on
@annasiancole
@JacquelineBolto
Years ago I worked for the summer at Edexcel, and my supervisor told me some bizarre stories about appeals that were accepted and ones that weren't. Fly buzzing in the exam room: accepted. Got raped shortly b4 exam: rejected.
my seven year old very battered laptop j died and I am trying to not think of the worst but God I have no money my parents are already crippled financially after my brothers illness I have an event in a week and all docs are on that laptop plus my books notes everything. fuck.
men go to their funky lil gyms and take funny little photos and then turn around and b like omggggg women r so vainnnn. my brother in christ. u uploaded 30 photos of u flexing ur muscles as if u r some reincarnation of apollos statue while u look like a funny little man. pls.
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@thereeljuicyj
oh its not about that, it's more about messaging me privately an hour later and being weird! I always ask before I smoke in a vehicle and he was no exception
you and I know full well if Palestinians were white, the west would've declared war by now. 800 people dead in a hospital bombing. a ceasefire is not enough, the land must be returned and the state of Israel should be dismantled.
#FreePalestine
dha kids will never fail to annoy me how have u been classist sexist and ableist all within 2 minutes and still have the gall to go about pretending ur progressive
the whole trend of 'modernising' ghazals and shayri is off on a bad route (arooj, ali, etc) and it's inspired too many nca and bnu pretentious rich kid 'musicians' to try their hand at it and ppl eat it up bec zindagi mein kabhi asal ghazal suni nai hai and I hate it so, so much
girls go through the most devastating breakup of their life, go into a depressive episode trying to find themselves and cling on to the little joys in life, and come out on the other side stronger and more radiant than ever. I love them sm if ur going through it, it gets better
meet naina who immediately laid at our feet belly up when we extended our arm. truly the ferocious dogs of DHA who must be poisoned, shot, and put down
last night I was reading that fat stored in women’s glutes, hips and thighs is used in fetal brain development throughout pregnancy and later in breastfeeding. this woman is literally the evolutionary ideal lol
chup karo chup karo chup that man is not doing anything for you he has not done anything for the working class except give them impassioned speeches if you want ACTUAL change, organize among yourselves, strengthen communities and make a party representative OF the working class
GET TF OUT OF THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOUSES. SHUT THE FUCKING CITIES DOWN. TAKE BACK YOUR COUNTRY. AB BHI AGAR NA NIKLEY TOU KHUDA BHI TARS NAHI KHAYE GA TUMHARI HAALAT PEY.
pls boost
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I'm going to get him bouquets and give him flowers and tuck them in his hair and behind his ear and if he dare remove them I'm going to make sure to end his bloodline.
@joyreaper
@Dena
funny how the only site that reported that is J-post- yk an Israeli site- and the Instagram Post itself is neither linked, nor found on her profile, nor does it align with her politics. Must be a coincidence surely
also ill b moving to lahore in a month so lahori oomfs: 1. is there a landa in lahore 2. what r v affordable places to eat 3. what r good therapists in lahore 4. what's the cheapest/most convenient form of transport 5. can u show me around .
ngl i hate the 'I don't support hamas' moderation crap. If you support the Palestinian freedom struggle, you do so with the acceptance that it is through any means necessary. Human loss is horrid, but unavoidable and as far as GENUINE reports go, they operate by the same logic