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lianzi 一生短，一念长

@dcyiyou

10 months

im crying . they're all me

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lianzi 一生短，一念长

@dcyiyou

3 years

can we all agree that when you consume a work from another culture you implicitly agree to meet it on its own terms and not demand that it fit into *your* cultural framework, which is neither objective nor default

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@dcyiyou

9 months

why are we pitting tgcf against heartstopper. havw you guys heard of weight classes. this is like making a tibetian mastiff fight a pomeranian

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@dcyiyou

2 years

when mxtx said "i'm not sure why fans think lan xichen is smart. he's only smart when it comes to picking up on his brother's feelings" why drag him like this 😭😭😭

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@dcyiyou

2 years

I love every mxtx book… mdzs, tgcf, and rzfpzjxt

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@dcyiyou

2 years

english speaking danmei fandom would not exist without fan translators like suika. the level of disrespect to denigrate her for minor mistakes as though translators didn’t help build these fandoms from the ground up… it’s honestly myopic.

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@dcyiyou

2 years

in cn stories it’s a REALLY common trope to be in love with someone and devoted to them for years on years, but nothing comes of it and you don’t expect anything to come of it. and it’s fine. you don’t suffer. your love becomes a part of you without consuming you. and I think lqg

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@dcyiyou

3 years

placebo aphrodisiac is the best concept in the world. you thought this was your one chance to have plausibly deniable wild sex with the person you’ve been repressing your feelings about? have fun explaining once you both figure out the aphrodisiac was expired/fake

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@dcyiyou

9 months

like idk what to tell you but the kind of person who thinks heartstopper is god's gift to literature probably doesn't have the immune system to endure tgcf........maybe have them watch cql or something

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@dcyiyou

2 years

lqr age 35: there is no santa. for christmas we will have an ordinary dinner at home. no partying until new year lqr age 55 wearing a fake white beard: hello a-yuan you’ve been a very good boy. santa got you this set of legos

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@dcyiyou

1 year

wwx as a biologist

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@dcyiyou

1 year

hopping on the bandwagon to discuss my true niche: qrt with your most iconic shitpost please

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@dcyiyou

2 years

lmao remember that professional translator who said the mxtx eng translations were made for the core fans and wouldn’t get a wider audience unless they took out all the cn terms. TRIPLE NYT BESTSELLERS MOTHERFUCKER

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@dcyiyou

2 years

tgcf is just so funny. you grind and grind to become the best general or the best scholar or w/e and it's all so that you can go up to heaven to become an office worker

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@dcyiyou

2 years

if you were disappointed about the mistakes in the mxtx eng editions… this is why. “overworked, underpaid, and inadequately supported” workers. when passion projects go professional, this is often how passion gets exploited. that’s why workers need to advocate for themselves!

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@_UW7S

2 years

We, the workers of Seven Seas Entertainment ( @gomanga ), have formed a union. Attached is a screenshot of our mission statement.

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@dcyiyou

2 years

mxtx wrote a book that said don’t be a dick to other people based on hearsay and then she said in multiple interviews that people should not be dicks to other people and then she wrote ANOTHER book highlighting the downsides of being a dick and the benefits of radical kindness

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@dcyiyou

2 years

when they call you black water sinking ships but the ship you sank was your own

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@dcyiyou

1 year

btw danmei is not "fantasy sword chinese boy romance" and it astonishes me how many people think it is lol. danmei is m/m chinese romance. there are lots of modern danmei. if you talk about how cultivation is a danmei cornerstone you will look so silly

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@dcyiyou

3 years

I can’t believe wwx likes lwj so much… even at the cloud recesses he was like “if I don’t get boring stuck-up lan wangji to talk to me and look at me and come back to yunmeng with me I will literally die”

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@dcyiyou

2 years

mxtx made the fanfic writer in svsss the hottest girl in the world and she was RIGHT

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@dcyiyou

10 months

what they don't tell you is that it's always the dumbest posts getting the most eyeballs hahaha

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@BiggestttHater

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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@dcyiyou

3 years

jiang yanli when her brothers grow taller than her: so proud of my boys :3 wen qing when her brother grows taller than her: the nerve. the disrespect. the AUDACITY

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@dcyiyou

2 years

what's up everybody i'm lianzi and i have never read tgcf. thank you yuer for giving me these pics

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@dcyiyou

9 months

i love how in fanfic you can play with audience expectations that come from the source text. like i've always wanted to write a modern au mdzs fic where jc needs a kidney and you think wwx's going to give him one but it turns out their blood types are incompatible

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@dcyiyou

2 years

❌ top/bottom ❌ dom/sub ✅ insect remover/insect afraider

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@dcyiyou

2 years

edward cullen: i watch bella for hours after she’s fallen asleep. i am a monster. a creeper. a stalker wen kexing: you wait until she’s asleep?

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@dcyiyou

2 years

shang qinghua finally standing up to mobei-jun

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@dcyiyou

2 years

I wish all terfs a very "stick to harry potter and leave chinese fantasy alone".

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@dcyiyou

2 years

sometimes I forget how much of a freak shen yuan is bc we usually make him out to be a pretty relatable terminally online dude… but this man… obsessively followed a porn series… when he didn’t even like the porn… only the WORLDBUILDING

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@dcyiyou

2 years

still cannot believe victor frankenstein refused to make a companion for his creature just bc he was afraid they would breed. my brother in christ you can just choose to not give her a uterus

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@dcyiyou

2 years

lwj age 14, to some poor sap cousin of his: loud noise is forbidden >:( running is forbidden >:( detention >:( copy the rules >:( lwj age 25, forced to hang out w the same cousin who is jingyi's dad bc jingyi and sizhui are on a playdate: ...

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@dcyiyou

2 years

maybe we can hold two simultaneous ideas in our heads: - don’t say racist stuff about tiffany g just because you disagree with their proposals and - their proposals are deeply concerning and contain many of the red flags that chinese fans will recognize as code for censorship

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@dcyiyou

2 years

100k words is so many to add to tgcf, holy shit. that’s like… book 6

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@dcyiyou

2 years

someone tell me what ship this is

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@dcyiyou

2 years

what I love about fics where lwj becomes a war prize for yllz is that lwj usually goes in expecting to be mercilessly fucked 24/7 but wwx is just an overworked guy who’s trying his best to manage the resentment eating his brain

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@dcyiyou

2 years

I can’t believe lqr canonically pulled the “let’s seat you next to the troublemaker so you can have a good influence on him” on his own beloved nephew… hate to say it but lqr dug his own grave

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@dcyiyou

2 years

would shen yuan enjoy reading self insert y/n fics like “my parents sold me to demon lord luo binghe”

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@dcyiyou

8 months

the only important rules about internet fandoms are "don't be a dick" and "know when to leave when you're having a bad time". that's really it... everything else is gravy lol

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@dcyiyou

2 years

grumbles in “chinese male/female pronouns are not audibly distinguishable but there’s no way to get this across when writing in english”

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@dcyiyou

9 months

it's 2023 so i can say all the controversial mdzs opinions i want. everyone making lwj use emojis is wrong. this man does not use emojis

lianzi 一生短，一念长

@dcyiyou

9 months

until I started regularly corresponding with my grandpa I didn't realize how much lan wangji literally talks like a grandpa. like straight up no colloquialisms ever

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@dcyiyou

3 years

my crush [15m] proposed to me [15m] in front of my great great great aunt. I accepted. a few months later, while I’m nursing a broken leg, he asked me if I liked our mutual friend [16f]. I bit him. aita?

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@dcyiyou

9 months

you can't really answer the question "do bingqiu canonically have bad sex" without confronting the fact that sqq has a very strange way of enjoying himself

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@dcyiyou

3 years

tell me why anna karenina has a whole glossary explaining russian naming conventions and telling you the intricacies of what it means when they address each other with a particular name but it's too much to expect the "international audience" to understand "gege" lmfao

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@dcyiyou

2 years

rabbits are pretty high maintenance pets tbh. wwx is lucky he dropped them on a guy as responsible as lwj

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@dcyiyou

2 years

i really love how the progression of mxtx protagonists (shen qingqiu, wei wuxian, xie lian) has each one becoming more thick skinned than the other. truly the secret to succeeding in life is never to be ashamed

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@dcyiyou

2 years

jiang yanli beating the super mario level for her little brothers when they won't come down for lunch bc they've been STUCK FOR HOURS

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@dcyiyou

2 years

i feel like a modern au xie lian would be so frustrating for scammers bc he will chat with them all day but he's got nothing for them to scam. a gift card? wire transfers? he doesn't even have a bank account baby

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@dcyiyou

2 years

the lovely thing about binghe is he's naturally a very charismatic person. he intentionally chooses to be cringey because that's what works on sqq

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@dcyiyou

2 years

wait do you guys remember that tumblr that was called "garfield without garfield". just garfield strips with the cat removed so it became an absurdist comedy. svsss without binghe

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@dcyiyou

2 years

getting into arguments with sqq is such a nightmare bc he will follow you from room to room saying "AND ANOTHER THING" for hours

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@dcyiyou

2 years

lwj confessing his feelings to wwx very quietly in gusu dialect bc he thinks wwx can’t understand it. p reasonable assumption except wwx spent a whole summer haggling with shopkeepers in caiyi!!!

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@dcyiyou

2 years

steps of reading svsss 1. fall in love with baby binghe. feel sorry for him and root for him to get everything he wants 2. realize that binghe sucks and is kind of an unpleasant loser 3. realize with growing horror that sqq is into this and always has been

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@dcyiyou

1 year

the mxtx shous are so funny. you've got wwx and lbh the most annoying guys in the world and then there's xl who's just a chill grandpa

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@dcyiyou

1 year

luo binghe is like if cinderella had a gun

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@dcyiyou

2 years

mxtx’s later works may be more mature in terms of storytelling, but svsss was perfect for fostering fandom engagement because the story ended at a point when the characters hadn’t finished developing, leaving lots of room for speculation. in this essay I

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@dcyiyou

2 years

i think sqq hanahaki disease would be so funny bc he will literally be choking on a flower and still think he’s a straight guy. he’s like idk where these came from—i’m holding them for binghe [coughs up a hundred flowers] listen i just—listen—

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@dcyiyou

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fanfic titles these days are all lyrics from one of five artists/poets but i remember when people were taking the thematic names of obscure scientific phenomena

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@dcyiyou

2 years

there's actually a curse built into svsss where, after reading, you become adamantly convinced that binghe deserves headpats and kissies even though he kinda sucks. it's irreversible and transmissible

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@dcyiyou

2 years

still can’t believe sqq canonically thought “yeah I’m pretty hot but nowhere near as hot as the protagonist” before he laid eyes on binghe. he’s just pixels. he’s words on a page my good bitch

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@dcyiyou

2 years

send help lads shen yuan just tried to censor my free speech

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@dcyiyou

2 years

fic writers: strict 3rd person limited pov. no deviation. and don’t even think about 1st person what is this, the amateur leagues webnovel writers: you’ll get some protagonist thoughts but we’ll bounce over to get takes from the love interest AND a couple passers by just for fun

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@dcyiyou

2 years

it’s common in fandom to consider all media common property, insofar as anyone can remix or write their own take on anything. it’s fanfic! but I’ve seen posts that turn this into “why should I have to do hours of research on an unfamiliar culture just to play in the same sandbox”

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@dcyiyou

2 years

ye baiyi may be the best side character ever created. he dips in and out of the narrative just to remind you that our two main characters think they're hot shit but they are only little babies, watch this,

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@dcyiyou

2 years

luo “would elbow people out of the way to catch the bouquet at a wedding” binghe

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@dcyiyou

2 years

wwx: lan zhan :D you like mianmian :D lwj: L + ratio + bites you + bites you + bites you + bites you + bites you + bites you + bites you + bites you + bites you + bites you + bites you + bites you + bites you + bites you + bites you

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@dcyiyou

1 year

everyone in svsss @ sqq

Noor ✭

@Noorthevirgo

1 year

No I don't want your man. I'm not even sure why you want your man.

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@dcyiyou

3 years

modern au where wwx meets lqr bc wwx helps run some local cn community events, and empty-nester lqr teaches guqin, weiqi, and cn classes 😌 wwx becomes lqr’s go-to tech person. he runs into a visiting lwj while dropping off lqr’s laptop

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@dcyiyou

3 years

white ppl will rly go into a chinese restaurant and then complain about seeing a whole fish on a plate so i'm not even a little bit surprised. the fish is not for you and i'd rather you didn't eat it actually

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@dcyiyou

3 years

a friend: why are you still obsessed with mdzs me:

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@dcyiyou

2 years

there are lots of chinese stories about the four great beauties: four women who feature in countless stories and poems. since they all lived a long time ago, we don’t know much about their historical lives—they’ve become poetic archetypes. one of them is yang guifei.

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@dcyiyou

2 years

lan wangji has massive swan energy - beautiful - petty - strong enough to back up his attitude

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@dcyiyou

10 months

me describing gilgamesh to my bf: it's about a guy who was so strong and arrogant that the gods sent him a friend to teach him that it's ok to die bf: sounds a lot like puss in boots the last wish bf: we should read these two important texts side by side

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@dcyiyou

2 years

wwx is mxtx’s favorite child bc she went out of her way to specify that he had a big juicy ass. in this essay I will

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@dcyiyou

2 years

these are just various peak lords texting sqq about binghe

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@dcyiyou

2 years

he’s a 10 but he caught feelings for you so he’s playing house with you while taking you on “night hunts” where you actually commit atrocities together. also he tricked you into [redacted]ing your boyfriend. also you can’t see. but he feels like a 10

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@dcyiyou

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if this was a thousand years ago, a rare earthquake plus a total solar eclipse would be the sign for a power-hungry faction to overthrow the emperor and start a new dynasty...mandate of heaven decisively revoked

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@dcyiyou

9 months

we've gotten soooo comfortable letting our phones read our messages. when i get a text my phone automatically suggests responses based on what the message said. imagine an 18th century lord's butler opened every letter and delivered it with suggestions. he'd get his hand cut off

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@dcyiyou

2 years

what I find really funny about wangxian is I think lwj has this perception about wwx that he’s very popular and likeable and has many friends, which is true, but it’s also true that lots of people find wwx super annoying

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@dcyiyou

2 years

every day I think about xl asking qyz why he kept filling up the donation box with gold and qyz saying BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT

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@dcyiyou

3 years

when yllz did that fuckin countdown in cql. we weren’t ready nobody was ready

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@dcyiyou

9 months

wwx should pull the "you're adopted" prank on jc just once. he's like "jiang cheng last night I heard your parents talking 😨" which immediately conjures stress ulcers and jc's already prepared for catastrophe when wwx says "yeah they said they found you at the garbage dump"

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@dcyiyou

2 years

sqq whenever someone warns him about binghe

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@dcyiyou

3 years

concept: nmj inviting every sect’s young masters to qinghe in rapid succession in the hopes that one of them befriends nhs and influences him to train harder. instead nhs introduces them all to landscape painting and porn

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@dcyiyou

3 years

really and truly, I hope everyone who talked about how certain dramas successfully skirted censorship and how censorship forced those dramas to become more creative…have realized that there was a price to be paid.

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@dcyiyou

2 years

if you love depressed burial mounds era wwx but wish he were stinkier and less well groomed, you should try out zzs in priest’s novel tian ya ke

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@dcyiyou

3 years

I love you all and I’m happy that I do fandom on twitter and not tiktok where I’d have to listen to people pronounce, with total confidence, “wei wuksian”

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@dcyiyou

3 years

me, sobbing: please. please just one more postcanon extra where wwx and jc have a good old fashioned brawl and beat the shit out of each other so that they can hug afterwards mxtx: how did you get into my house

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@dcyiyou

2 years

lrt golden core discourse has gone on for so long that there’s absolutely nothing new for me to say. but every time I see a take that disregards the cultural context for wwx giving his core AND deceiving jc about it… I feel like ppl have missed part of the point.

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@dcyiyou

3 years

wwx burns paper money for mxy every year

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@dcyiyou

2 years

ur telling me there’s no svsss s2 and no audio drama and no manhua and I just gotta sit here with my dumb lil feelings and grow my own brain worms

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@dcyiyou

1 year

psa: if you don't want fanfic writing ai to steal your niche, all you need to do is branch into such depraved filth that a family friendly language learning model can't follow you into the dark

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@dcyiyou

2 years

modern au where sizhui goes to college and finds a big turtle on his doorstep. sends a pic to his family gc. wen qing: leave it alone! wen ning: maybe offer it a tomato? lwj: [detailed instructions on relocating it to a better area] wwx: make it into soup

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@dcyiyou

3 years

next studio to pitch an american remake needs to get the guillotine they've got to stop setting up these expectations

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@dcyiyou

2 years

mxtx: I will give all my main characters a love interest who meets their needs in a way nobody else can ♪(´ε｀ ) mxtx: as for my secondary leads… mxtx: I will leave you single so you can be the fandom bicycles >:3

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@dcyiyou

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cumplane

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@dcyiyou

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I have so much respect for mxtx wrapping up sv like WELL there's a whole other book in here to finish the story but I'm not writing it ❤️ bye

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@dcyiyou

2 years

the way sqq wants to be binghe’s only wife but he doesn’t want to be an actual empress with responsibilities. he wants to be a spoiled concubine who can tag along on interesting trips to see the local fauna 🙄

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@dcyiyou

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rosie

@jasminericegirl

1 year

retweet if you love soup or enjoy hearing men whimper in bed

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@dcyiyou

2 years

cousin-who's-jingyi's-dad keeps making awkward conversation and getting "mn". he thinks lwj isn't into it but can only press onward. they do this for weeks. finally, cousin: anyway, hanguang-jun, lwj: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵐᵉ ʷᵃⁿᵍʲᶦ

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@dcyiyou

2 years

sometimes a danmei line becomes really famous and people start quoting it everywhere like poetry but it’s just a really common idiom

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@dcyiyou

2 years

it’s hitting me v hard how mdzs is a story about life after death, both literally and the way a person’s imperfect reflection lives in people’s memories and actions

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