@abigail_allred the other day i dropped 7 bottles of plasma on the ground so they couldn’t be used and they’re worth $5000 each

@abigail_allred Not me, but one time my boss left the water on in the barn at the vet & flooded the whole barn with horses inside & it was a holiday weekend so lucky for him I went in & saved the day & cleaned his mess 🙃 lol

@abigail_allred i forgot to set a timer on the ovens at work one time and absolutely burnt the gf/df meals for the day 😅

@abigail_allred Missed a due date on a project by a couple months

@abigail_allred Applying

@abigail_allred One time I sent a mass email to all our vendors using the "TO" section instead of "BCC" so all our vendors knew everyone we were doing business with (they're all competitors). Our vendor list is confidential. I was shocked I didn't get fired for that one.

@abigail_allred I started a project before it got approved and it didn't get approved so I wasted like 2 weeks of work.

@abigail_allred I hit a checkout register with a forklift. Whole thing had to be rebuilt.

@abigail_allred I mixed up how to make a certain kind of fee schedule, which caused my entire department of 10 people spending a month on fixing it, and almost lost one of the biggest customers bc of it

@abigail_allred i once pulled someone’s credit with their social mistyped 😬 turned out to be an easy fix but i could have thrown up i was freaking out so bad

@abigail_allred Probably the biggest mistake I keep repeating is not acting because I feel like I don't have all the info and how tos... Can cost the company hundreds of thousands when I get analysis paralysis. And it's not going away... But they keep me?

@abigail_allred I sent every parent that had a kid at a treatment center a number to book a hotel for parents weekend that went to a sex phone line, that was one digit off.

@abigail_allred I almost killed a child with a swingset 3 weeks ago.

@abigail_allred I ordered a truckload of paper to go to my company's factory in Pennsylvania. It arrived a few days later. Turns out, I was supposed to order it for our factory in Illinois. It was my fault- the order form was correct, but I entered the wrong factory code into the software.🤷‍♂️

@abigail_allred While working for the IRS, I looked up my own social security number in the system and nearly got fired and charged with a crime.

@abigail_allred We are supposed to email our students’ parents once a month to give them an update for how they’re doing in class, and I am a couple months behind on parent correspondence.

@abigail_allred A student broke their arm in my PE class due to my indiscretion. I was very lucky parents didn't sue.

@abigail_allred I worked at a car wash (supersonic) in the vacuuming section where we vacuum their cars for them and pull them forward. I was super shy and didn’t feel like I mattered there. I hastily got into a fancy BMW to pull it forward. As I quickly drove it forward (1/2)