‼️I am INCREDIBLY THRILLED to ANNOUNCE that I am going on TOUR for the FIRST TIME EVER w/ benevolent deity ZHEANI who has graciously gifted me this RARE & WONDROUS opportunity!
27 SHOWS in 27 CITIES this fall!
cant wait to see you all! LFGGG!!!!
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i stopped shaving my legs once i realized im not really shaving my legs, im shaving half my entire body, for no other reason than that i hate the kind of stares i get when i dont, & the longer i go on in my natural state the more confused i am why we're supposed to do this at all
Its honestly crazy how much we've come to accept this shit as just funny & normal & not actually really fucked up & wrong like I get u wanna stick ur dick in a thing but why's it gotta be a disembodied female body part attached to a foot this is some depraved bullshit
Koko, the gorilla who mastered sign language, has died in her sleep at age 46, The Gorilla Foundation says. She was said to have understood some 2,000 words of spoken English.
it feels like some kind of mass religious ritual, like monks shaving their head or something as some signifier of submission and humility before the 49% of the population that gets to wear their natural body hair. bizarre. im too old for this shit, no thank you
This kinda shit is just humiliating. I'd rather get beat up on. worst part of being a woman is the constant humiliation. It's part of why our rights movements aren't even taken seriously. feels like we out here fighting a fucking joke.
as a child i was so fucking terrified of going to heaven.. the idea of listening to hymnal music for all of fucking eternity praising jeebus in some fucking trump tower-esque tacky ass guido golden city in the clouds sounded so fucking awful, so glad that shit was fake phew
So when miscarriages becomes punishable by death how u think they gonna execute us? Id like to be publically hung but I will settle for the electric chair as long as there's mini lightning bolts coming out the headpiece like in the movies
before i could rationalize it was weird but i was so used to it as a practice it didnt necessarily feel weird, now that i stopped participating it all feels so strange. like when you dont eat fast food for long enough & then it becomes genuinely gross. ive transcended.. gootbye
i do still get self conscious especially as my leg hair is quite dark and thick and i receive all types of stares especially living in bumblefuck - but the more i do it the less it all bothers me. like the first time you go to shop rite in pajamas...
idc if u think im bein BOOMER-ish, this whole culture of encouraging ppl to walk on eggshells w their friends & asking before u do a thing like venting is ascetic af & likely doing anyone who subscribes to it harm
in the real world most unpleasant things happen unannounced
what are the chances that literally every murdered person ever "lit up the room" when they walked into it. crazy huh. maybe that's how you predict the chances u gonna get murdered. how much u light up that fuckin room when u walk into it
u think michael myers dick gets hard? its gotta be huge. i personally get the feeling it's always hard but he's not aroused. like a constant slightly painful boner. some cursed shit
Isn't it crazy there's an abundance of examples of men beating, assaulting & murdering women for reasons clearly motivated by the fact that we're women yet no one even talks about the possibility of these being classified as hate crimes
when talkin bout racism, sexism, whatever, people always be like "well what if it was the other way around?" bitch it's not the other way around that's why there's a fucking problem
Kanye is like the new Andy Warhol:
-boring as fuck w/decent technique & shit concepts
-thinks popular culture references r way more profound than they r cuz he lives in it
-doesnt realize the rest of us dont think it's nearly that fuckin deep
-thinks dumb shit is subversive
me: yea i been goin thru some stuff ..
nice person: omg i am SO sorry this is happening to you, wishing u all the love & strength ❤️
me: .... bitch why u talkin to me like im a fuckin pussy
@TomiLahren
idk why everyone's surprised dont u remember her getting fired from glenn beck's show cuz she's pro choice? this the only issue on which she's ever made sense cuz it's the only one that affects her
everytime u clap ur hands to show appreciation u are continuing one of the oldest human traditions in existence, isn't that so beautiful. imagine seeing the first human to do it & others around them following suit. i bet the spread was so organic. im tearing up thinking about it
can we stop with all these "everyone is beautiful" campaigns please. it's always fucking women, maybe it doesnt fucking matter if women are beautiful or not, where's that fucking campaign, why is it always only women, fuck off, seriously
buttress 🤝 most
women
hating 99.99% of pornographic content cuz 99.99% of pornographic content is weird incestual rapey women-hating bullshit catered to a misogynistic male audience that tries to act like any of this shit is good or normal*
fixed it
When I was pregnant I found out at 6 weeks. The lawmakers know how common this is which is precisely why they chose it as a deadline. Women recognize this is just a roundabout way to illegalize abortion. It should be recognized & politically addressed as such
not proud of the fact i demolished my 1st bfs apt but am proud of the fact that as i exited the complex as the police were entering i said "omg theres a girl acting crazy in there!" & they said thx as i held the door open for them then slid out that bitch like mission impossible