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chip goines

3 years

This is the greatest paragraph I will ever write about the shenanigans of the @bostonpatrolmen and the @bostonpolice department, the oldest police department in America: #bospoli

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1 year

@stoolpresidente If this tweet isn't the most racist, angriest short dude from Boston tweet of the season idk what is

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@TwitterSupport "Please don't leave or we'll suspend you for telling everyone you're leaving"... Is that really the new policy? 🤣

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@elonmusk Advertisers are not obligated at all to dig you out of your $44B hole.

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@binnahar85 You don't deserve to host the world cup.

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@GovRonDeSantis The Secret Service doesn't take orders from you, Governor Meatball.

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@elonmusk yet you were afraid of a 62-year old petite redhead from Illinois

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@elonmusk this is a slap in the face to Metropolitan Police Officer Daniel Hodges and all of the other police officers who risked their lives defending the capitol on january 6th. shame on you, elon.

Disturbing video shows officer crushed against door by mob storming the Capitol | CNN

A horrifying video from Wednesday’s Capitol riots showed an officer crushed between waves of a pro-Trump mob and officers defending the building.

www.cnn.com

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@Qatari This you?

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@elonmusk This you?

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@Ukraine

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@elonmusk That's a weird way to describe the trolling at scale that's happening on this platform right now such as brand impersonation, but go on.

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@RepMTG @SpeakerMcCarthy @HouseGOP My money's on Dr. Dre's lawyers stopping you from infringing on his copyright.

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1 year

@HawleyMO There was another school shooting last night, Senator. You're focusing on the wrong thing.

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2 years

@seanspicer @NFL @pepsi Tell me you're racist without telling me you're racist

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@POTUS You literally could send a rapid test kit or two to every address in America, make self-test pcr machines tax deductible/subsidized, and cut a new round of stimulus checks, but nah, let's google the nearest public testing site that has a 3+ hour wait instead

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1 year

@TwitterSupport again, for the trolls who can't read:

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1 year

@johnedpatton @shannonrwatts @Acyn just popped into the NRA spaces chat, can confirm.

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5 years

Wow, Felicity Huffman didn't even have to spend two weekends in prison! Meanwhile, Tonya McDowell is serving a 5 year sentence for changing her mailing address so her kid could go to a better public school. The privilege is real.

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5 years

JUST IN: Actress Felicity Huffman has been released from prison after serving 11 days for her role in college admissions scandal, prison official says.

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@TizzyEnt yep, that's enough internet for me this year. my head is splitting

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@KeithOlbermann Is this why you're not on Sportscenter anymore or

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@RepMTG @SpeakerMcCarthy @HouseGOP pay up, mtg.

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3 years ago today this cat found me and my heart was never the same again. #CatsOfTwitter

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@marcorubio @USNavy Why do you hate the troops, Senator?

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@Jkail1 @DrOz nah it's effective... it got me to donate to @JohnFetterman ! 🤣

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3 years

@AP_Planner This is how you remind me

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@AngeliaDesselle @elonmusk @ScottAdamsSays Cool it with the Crisis Acting, already.

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@benjaymuhn @stoolpresidente delusional*

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2 years

@elonmusk This works, too.

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2 years

I'm old enough to remember when Terry Crews cut a tacky commercial for Amazon pretending that their warehouses were a great place to work just weeks before Amazon management forced their Edwardsville, IL warehouse to keep working during a tornado, killing 6 workers.

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4 years

You know, I was really hoping that when I saw Penn Square Mall trending that it wasn't referring to a mass shooting. I am so naive. Or in denial. We don't have to spend the next decade like this, America.

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1 year

@ReutersZengerle The @HouseGOP are such an unserious group of people.

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2 years

Boston, meet your new mayor, Michelle Wu!!! @wutrain #bospoli

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3 years

@littleonenyd @EMarie_____

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5 months

I am pleased to inform you that Jimmy Carter has outlived Henry Kissinger.

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10 months

I'm glad that Tracy Chapman is making a killing from royalties from @lukecombs 's cover of her iconic song, "Fast Car". But if he's not giving her credit for the original at his concerts, that is some heavy misogynoirist erasure right there- period.

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10 months

Live look at the people celebrating the end of Affirmative Action

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2 years

@POTUS it should be free.

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@michaelharriot Mississippi. I have never heard of anything positive happening there for Black folk to this day.

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1 year

@TwitterSupport Thank you for letting me know where to head to next once this site goes bankrupt in a few weeks

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3 years

Live look at me trying to register a vaccine appointment through the Massachusetts vaxfinder website this morning. #mapoli

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1 year

@SaeedDiCaprio @BobbyBigWheel never fails

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1 year

Dude just straight ripped off Duterte

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Trump: "We're going to be asking everyone who sells drugs, gets caught selling drugs, to receive the death penalty for their heinous acts."

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2 years

Today is the day @joebiden became Presidential

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Biden: What a stupid son of a bitch

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2 years

How it started How it's going

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Sometimes it's great to be a Massachusetts resident. Today is one of those days.

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3 years

Good morning to Congresswomen @AyannaPressley , @AOC , @CoriBush & everyone else who slept on the Capitol Steps last night to protest the federal eviction moratorium expiring and no one else

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2 years

@phildstewart ALL CAPS TWITTER IS THE CALMEST TWITTER

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2 months

Don't dine at any of @Jen_Royle 's restaurants, esp. @tableboston in the North End. 👇🏾

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Wild story incoming. Last month, we had to cancel our Boston trip after I was hospitallized. As a result I had to use travel insurance to get my money back on our hotel, train, and restaurant reservations. Today I got this message from @tableboston

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1 year

I'm sure advertisers love this

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Elon Musk is out here posting crude racism on main

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1 year

The Republicans just raised $37M for this guy's runoff campaign.

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"I don't know if you know, vampires are cool people, are they not?" -- Herschel Walker's speeches are somehow even less coherent than his TV appearances. Like, what it this.

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1 year

@BryanforHD2 Your independent power grid can't even handle a snowstorm, but go on.

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2 years

@tedcruz Excuse me... but wasn't it Trump who held up $400M in aid to Ukraine?

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4 years

@themattdimitri Dude can move his videos to pornhub

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2 years

I never thought @joebiden would use the berners' FAFO line but I'm here for it!!! 🔥

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"MAGA Republicans don't have a clue about the power of women. Let me tell you something -- they are about to find out" -- Biden

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@tressiemcphd i thought nail clippers were forbidden after 9/11?

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3 years

@CDCgov literal sh*tposting. well done cdc

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7 years

TFW you work at the largest academic library in the world & find a 26-years-overdue @fairfaxlibrary book at your parents' house.😳 I'm sorry!

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@Alwaleed_Talal @elonmusk @Twitter

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@elonmusk "Siri, show me what $44B of sh*tposting looks like."

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7 years

In the Caribbean, they have monuments to liberation while the South fights tooth & nail to keep their monuments to slavery.

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First day in Barbados and we drove past this monument three times. I've never seen anything like it. (1/x)

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7 years

If you'd told me that some of the #Patriots would #TakeAKnee & that none of the #Texans would, I'd say you were crazy but that just happened

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1 year

@adamkuphaldt @CaseyNewton probably bc they laid off whoever was responsible for updating it!

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2 years

Dear UNVACCINATED TRUCKERS: The best way to get to Boston is on Storrow Drive. Trust me on this.

John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈

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Rand Paul just called on unvaccinated truckers to “clog up our cities” and shut down the American economy. This is domestic terrorism.

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6 years

@ProtestRadio @AsteadWesley FLAWLESS VICTORY

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8 months

CNN: TRUMP MUGSHOT RELEASED

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2 years

That M-60 machine gun is worth at least $75,000 at auction. The median household income in Rep. Thomas Massie's district (KY-4) in 2019: $66,327

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Merry Christmas! 🎄 ps. Santa, please bring ammo. 🎁

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7 years

. @United made a business decision that that doctor's humanity was worth less than $800. Make them pay for that. #boycottunited #flight3411

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. @Boeing , tell us again that the 737-MAX is safe.

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2 years

i can't qwhite figure out why they did

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Why did so many Republicans not like the halftime show

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5 years

SAME. 😤 #StraightPride #bospoli #mapoli

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. @lukecombs literally did a minute monologue on the backstory of his cover of "Fast Car" and he couldn't spare two seconds to say Tracy Chapman's name to a white crowd before he starts playing? Oh, ok.

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@emeriticus of COURSE you're a twitter blue subscriber who hid his blue check, lmao

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@BigHomieKODAQ @Patiencexx4 @HoodFamousTV_ Which comes first: the federal indictment or his appointment w/ a periodontist?

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@repmorgan Is this an imaginary black friend? b/c i don't see any black friends on your facebook page. Plenty of Trump memes, though!

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1 year

FOR WHAT?!? all Aaron Rupar ever did was post news footage!

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Aaron is being told his account was PERMANENTLY suspended

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@geoffreyfowler @washingtonpost @SenMarkey lmaoooooooo nicely done

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@edwardlsmithii @ME_McCullough That was a groundbreaking econ paper from Dr. Fat Joe in the Journal of Hard Knocks, ty for reminding me!

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Every taxpayer dollar @marty_walsh spends today on @bostonpolice OT to guard empty streets for the #StraightPrideParade is a dollar less for @bostonschools who begged parents for cleaning supplies & a dollar less for treating Boston's homeless & opioid addiction. #bospoli #mapoli

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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this Senate hearing is truly beyond parody

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6 years

@PMourdoukoutas @gwenckatz @Forbes The fact that a professor is advocating replacing libraries with Amazon for the sake of pageviews and retweets is morally and intellectually bankrupt. Please tell your university librarian that their students would be better off using Amazon for research instead of their library.

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1 year

@Casey outstanding! did you qualify for Boston?

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@JustinTX_20 Thank you Comrade Justin, for giving me a reason to donate to @JoaquinCastrotx .

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“Last time I checked, if a company has more than 12 creditors—as Twitter does—then any three of them can join together to put a company into an involuntary bankruptcy proceeding.”

Will Elon Lose Control of Twitter?

As a former restructuring and bankruptcy advisor at Lazard, I can recognize the signs of a company in distress. And it’s a pretty obvious tell that there’s financial trouble brewing when a company...

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4 years

Nunes' face w/ the curb your enthusiasm theme is everything. #ImpeachmentHearings (credit @WEATHERISHAPPEN )

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7 months

You handing this platform over to adults would be a start.

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What will it take to beat hate?

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@RepMTG He's an alleged traitor, Marjorie.

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5 years

Boston, 2019. #bospoli #StraightPrideParade #straightpride

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I've played the Command & Conquer: Red Alert & Modern Warfare series for the last 20 years so I am well versed in Russian military TTP's & capabilities. Here is how I think the next 72 hours will play out in Moscow. 1/27

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@GenFlynn You really posted your "welcome back" tweet on 1/6, of all days?

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