@catatonicyouths Finally found @Tricky_OW @hakashi99 @froggytrade pitch deck video to raise $10M in a seed round for their "EDM" trio

@catatonicyouths @daveweigel Laser Stomp

@catatonicyouths I’m sold. give me 2 boxes.

@catatonicyouths I kept waiting for them to invite me to their zero obligation real estate seminar

@catatonicyouths That’s one crazy sales pitch

@catatonicyouths Christian EDM

@catatonicyouths probably @DoucheCanoe42 ’s kids

@catatonicyouths plz! i want this to be real! this is the EDM experience I've been waiting for!

@catatonicyouths I like how they named themselves like they were going to be characters in a new Streets of Rage game. I'm sure Ultraviolet, Spectrum and Blaze are all unemployed today.

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@catatonicyouths I'm convinced they produced that with the express intention of appearing on this account. That is surely the only rational explanation.

@catatonicyouths Michael Cera is down bad.

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@catatonicyouths The Flock of Seagulls have mingled seed with Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

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@catatonicyouths I mean fake it till you make it

@catatonicyouths they invented bands gj

@catatonicyouths Day Method

@catatonicyouths this is just christian pendulum aint it