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🏳️‍🌈Queer military brat farmboy of a Catholic father & Muslim mother. Mentored by a monk, two gay farmers, & a pediatrician. #DontSayDesantis

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1 year
About a week into a new diet and exercise program. Down 5 lbs so far.
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1 year
Still working on that Captain America body. Training hard. Liking the results.
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5 months
With all the “Magneto Was Right/Xavier Was Right” arguments, let’s get one thing clear: Emma Frost Was Right
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1 year
Bad workout. Great tank top.
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Fresh haircut, beard trim, and new shirt from one of my favorite local artists, @chrislopezstud1 . Love the design. There was a gay gym in the 90s that had a similar design with a strongman busting out of a pink triangle and I always loved it.
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5 months
X-Men 97 is queer-coded, but subtle enough where the average viewer won’t notice.
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@wizardingnews He’s not missing anything.
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1 year
Down to 194lbs; officially 20lbs off since late June.
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1 year
I’ll never be back to where I was (left) at 19, but I’m happy that I’m getting closer (right) at age 42.
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I am now on Threads! Find me under the handle @CalamityJayRN … which is also my Instagram. For those unaware, Threads is Meta’s take on Twitter. (Pic to get people to stop scrolling and read this).
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6 months
I am fire! And life incarnate! Now and forever - - I AM PHOENIX!
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1 year
Down to 200lbs. Was 214lbs on June 26. Started working with @trainwithtone on July 11. Going to keep going. Goal weight is 190lbs, but I’d love to be back to 180lbs. Not counting a fight with COVID19, this is the leanest I’ve been in about 8 years.
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2 years
@FourWideOnes @BorkEternal Yep. As an old film nerd, I can confirm Marvel movies now are where Star Wars films were in the 80s. The one that cracks me up the most, however, is when they went from trashing Jaws to deciding it was a classic. That one happened overnight it seemed.
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2 years
@comic_marina I know I overslept but how long exactly did I oversleep?
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1 year
Happy Tom of Finland Day!
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I’m actually now 197lbs. I was 214lbs at the end of June, and progressing this far is in large part to my trainer, @trainwithtone . I’m also shifting harder to Thr3ads moving forward, so I’ll be away from this account for the foreseeable future. Find me under @CalamityJayRN
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Old rodeo friend/nemesis sent me a Funko POP! of Jason Kelce so I sent him this as a thank you.
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I remember watching Fall Guy as a kid and I really don’t remember that much about it but I do remember we’d frequently see the hairy silver daddy Lee Majors smoking a cigar in his bathtub wearing a cowboy hat and I make a whole lot more sense now, don’t I?
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2 months
I did a thing.
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2 years
I may have just figured out why Mulan is @GailSimone ’s favorite princess….
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1 year
30 and up: drop a picture with your age 42
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6 months
New t-shirt from @OnGuardSalon and @wattsthesafeword ’s online store representing one of the famous San Francisco gay bars (that no longer exist… like so many as of late).
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And a Happy St. Patty’s Day! That time of the year where I listen to my favorite Irish bands and suddenly want to share a pint, lead a revolt, and maybe die at sea. I reallly do have SOME Irish in me. Some. Very tiny. I’m mostly Italian and Turkish, but not today!
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2 years
@DerrickEvans_WV Being part of a violent insurrection attempt does not make you a political prisoner. It just makes you a criminal (and a bad one at that).
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1 year
Butch gay day at Lowe’s. My iPhone tried to autocorrect that to “bitch gay day”. Shade, iPhone. Shade.
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@kewgardens @ScottCJonesy Gay man here. 42. Came out in the mid 90s and grew up in the community with Queer Nation, queer studies, and, shortly after, Queer Eye and Queer as Folk. It’s been self affirming and widely used since before me.
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1 year
Pushing forward on the exercise program still.
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7 months
Went to Moulin Rouge’s stage show last night. Dressed up for it in my finest Groot.
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5 months
I am the size I want, so I need to lose the added fat. I don’t have so much a problem doing cardio as much as finding the time to do cardio, but I’m working on it. I seem to have put on weight since the fall, so I bounced back slightly and mostly unintentionally. Process.
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6 months
Trophy!
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2 months
We’re 11 months away from release and @DCOfficial already has the new logo on t-shirts! I’m ready for @JamesGunn ’s take on the story!
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1 year
Wishing everyone at @IMLchicago . Be safe, and good luck out there!
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5 months
How old will you be this year? 44 in November
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How old will you be this year? 50 in June. *sigh* (I’m not handling it well)
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9 months
In order to go from Christmas Jay back to Dad Jay, I had to spin around like Wonder Woman in reverse.
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1 year
I’ll be your Calamity Jay this evening.
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1 year
Costume change! Is this gay enough?
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1 year
Pride Day 3 & 4: Queer Accounts to Follow. @PupAmp is a sex positive kinkster who produces shows with his partner @KristoferWeston , @WattsTheSafewrd , as well as @OnGuardSalon . One show educates & destigmatizes on kink & terminology; the other on gay history & social issues.
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🎶I want to be… where the homosexuals are. 🎶 Ready for #onemagicalweekend ! June 1-5, but leaving now. I’m a bear ambassador! #gaydisney #bearjamboree #orlandobearpride #bearworldmagazine
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2 years
@ksorbs The people that wouldn’t let you see your mom was your mom, wasn’t it?
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5 months
Dumbest dog I’ve ever had. Hardest dog I’ve ever had to train. Still shat in the house occasionally until he was like a year and a half. Once chewed a chunk out of a white leather couch and from a dragon statue. Never considered shooting or abandoning him. #KristiNoemIsAMonster
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7 months
Good morning, b*tches!
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4 months
Happy Pride!
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6 months
My last new X-Men shirt… Rogue! Are you saying to yourself “I feel it!” or is this more of a “I can’t feel you” moment. What? Did I say the wrong thing or something?
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1 year
@ScottCJonesy @kewgardens You know “Queer as Folk” was a British series from the 90s, right? None of this is new… or exclusive to the US.
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6 months
There will never be a heterosexual explanation for this Magneto costume.
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@tonygoldmark It’s because her books were very trope based and she didn’t understand the tropes she was borrowing past the superficial exteriors.
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1 year
Sesame Street had a Trump parody character they used periodically named Ronald Grump since 1994. They always knew who he was, and deserve credit on that.
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2 years
@NickAdamsinUSA Wouldn’t eating an “all male” bag of M&Ms just be akin to eating a bag of dicks? Which, personally, sounds delicious to me but I just didn’t know you swung that way. Very cool. Welcome to our community.
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#OneTeamOneFight Thanks to everyone who donated to my @TackleCancer ride. I raised $1254, and the event has raised over $8 million so far for cancer research. Look for me tomorrow. I start my ride around south Florida at 0600am. And I get a jersey! #DCCXIV
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Stop telling me I won’t get into heaven because I don’t believe in Jesus or because I’m gay. Tell me I won’t go to heaven because I’ve boinked several priests during my 20s. GET IT RIGHT!
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6 months
It’s X-Men 97 Day! I keep hearing how much everyone loved the episode. And it’s a big Gambit episode? I bet something wonderful happens to my boy! He deserves the best. Thanks, @beau_demayo . Loving the series! Watching now.
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1 year
Should have tagged my trainer, @trainwithtone . He’s done a lot for me.
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6 months
Am I done with my X-Men tees? No.
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6 months
@IndiaWilloughby She’s trying to equate being trans with being a sex offender. Which is what they were trying to do with gay men long ago. And what they were trying to do with the black communities long before that. It’s what people in power have always done to ensure minorities stay repressed
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1 year
300’s homophobic Spartans will never not be funny to me for this very reason.
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1 year
New look. New adventures. Same me.
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3 months
@legaltweetz @jk_rowling I do know there is a fraction of queer people who are “LGB without the T”, and while I agree that it’s a minority (I’ve encountered some in person), I feel like a number of accounts I see supporting them are straight people pretending to be queer and gaslighting the rest of us.
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1 year
Hit the movies today! What did I see? Hint: It’s the franchise everyone THINKS is the reason I know how to wield a whip.
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1 year
Tank top reveal! Today’s Ariel GBF is… Beariel! Maybe Gingeriel! Big Red Shirt day, of course!
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Made it to the Grand Floridian at @WaltDisneyWorld ! Off to dinner and then drinks. I like to dress low key on my first night. #gaydisney #bearjamboree #orlandobearpride #bearworldmagazine
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2 years
Hey, South Florida! Join me! 11am. Pride Center at Equality Park in Wilton Manors, FL. The March in Heels. If we don’t take stand today, our tomorrows are going to be ugly.
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1 year
Sitting in the last bit of light at the country side where I grew up. Peaceful. Quiet. Melancholy I remember the bonfires. The float trips. The camping. The hot tubs. The late night meditations. The cigars. The music. The peace pipes. The star-gazing.
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1 year
Work day from home means nerd dad look!
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1 year
Headed out to see the St. Louis Pride Parade.
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2 years
It’s the last day of @GayDayS and the #Epcot day, so naturally I dragged everyone to @JamesGunn ’s @Guardians ride. Favorite ride at Epcot now. #GayDays #GayDays2022
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11 months
Happy Halloween! @WestCovinaBobs
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4 months
Found this tank top during a conversation about who our first exposure to queer characters on TV or film were… at which point, I backtracked enough and realized, for me, it was The Blue Oyster from the Police Academy films… and I make a whole lot more sense now, don’t I?
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A new design by @chrislopezstudio / @chrislopezartist . I could have gotten it on any color… so definitely went with pink! 1/5 #harriswalz2024 #voteblue #outforkamalaharris #lgbtq4harris
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1 year
Happy Pride Month!
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1 year
Trump indicted on federal charges… Pat Robertson dead… and here I am trying to decide what to use my third wish on.
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1 year
@RoxyWright0 @ask_aubry “Mango” you say?
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2 years
So it’s being passed onto me “Titpig” aka Steve Hurley aka Paul Yinger, a longtime gay adult film star, masters degree RN, and HIV prevention volunteer passed away today. He was 64 years old. RIP. He really broke the mold and lived life the way he wanted.
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This election is between Biden and Trump only. Kennedy, West, and Stein are only there to pull votes from Biden as it’s Trump’s one and only shot to return to power. Project 2025 would undo democracy as we know it, and we might never recover. Biden’s our only hope to avoid it.
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1 year
Memorial Day this year was a working day for me. Yes, Memorial Day is a holiday meant to honor fallen soldiers, but it often gets treated as a general day of mourning. And on that note, I often just take some time to chill and remember the people who have left. 1/7
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@PoliticoForYou What apologies? @jk_rowling is really spiraling the past few days.
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