@brody_woodruff Homelander♥️me

@brody_woodruff I need a man like Homelander

@brody_woodruff It’s Butcher

@brody_woodruff I have the weirdest crush on homelander, mentally insane people make me so wet 🫦

@brody_woodruff No, no, no, you just lied to us he’s stronger he’s smarter he is better

@brody_woodruff He's just a crying baby in superhero clothes ain't no way he wins

@brody_woodruff Funny to think even Metroman could solo Homelander in a few minutes, maybe even in a few seconds thanks to his insane super speed.

@brody_woodruff Unironically this girl can dogwalk homelander. Don't even need her weapons just straight hands.

@brody_woodruff Homelander would begin talking to try and intimidate them and then get one shot by Omni-Man immediately mid sentence

@brody_woodruff I've seen some people say that Omni-Man wins because of being able to stand near a Black Hole. Did he really get that close to a black hole?

@brody_woodruff Given that a viltrumite can handle the power of the sun for a good half hour, and how metroman took the concentrated power of the sun and left unscathed, I’d say metroman would win

@brody_woodruff I'm sorry, Metroman folds 'em both in a freaking Team Battle.

@brody_woodruff Metroman's speed is broken. He's snapping both Homelander's and Omni Man's necks in seconds before getting a coffee

@brody_woodruff Viltrumites have been killed by being burned by stars Metroman tanked the full force of the sun without a single scratch and is significantly faster than Nolan even still, putting either of these two against Homelander is like putting a rhino against a wiener dog

@brody_woodruff Cold take: Metroman does Omni-man equally as bad as Omni-man does Homelander

@brody_woodruff Captain man solos all of them

@brody_woodruff Metroman clears. He has the power of really good hair.

@brody_woodruff This has made me think Metroman should have been in MK instead

@brody_woodruff Metroman’s gonna hit them with the “Hello Everybody!” And take anything they can throw at him. Not because Metroman is a masochist, he just wants to see what his body can take.