petra: SO... i'm bisexual
jr: i know
jane: i know
rafael: i know
luisa: i know
rose: i know
magda: i know
alba: i know
xiomara: i know
rogelio: i know
michael's ghost: i know
anezka's ghost: i know
pammy the parrot: i know
narrator: I KNOW, straight out of a telenovela, right?