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Brett Boham

6 months

When John Kassir the voice of the Crypt Keeper came on @DoubleThreatPod he wouldn’t tell us his favorite type of pizza so I tracked him to a horror convention in Pasadena to get the answer WHAT IS JOHN KASSIR’S FAVORITE TYPE OF PIZZA? THE DOCUMENTARY

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

1 year

Anyone tried The “Soup” at Costco??? I’m always so close to getting it

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

7 months

Props to Rolling Stone for correctly ranking “that time the Hans Solo movie changed directors” above “that time Vic Morrow and two kids got beheaded by a helicopter” on their 50 Worst Decisions in Movie History list

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

We started Forever Dog six years ago in my apt. Been dreaming of a studio like this ever since. It’s party time 🥳

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

1 year

My kid’s toy dumptruck just dropped the hottest emo track of the decade

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

9 months

Remember when he went on SNL and said Covid was a conspiracy by drug companies to force us to get vaccines and it tanked his career and Lorne was so mad he had Joe Pesci come on the next week and say that Woody should get slapped for saying shit like that and everybody clapped

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9 months

We lost Woody

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

MEET SANDY! The newest little dude on the block. He’s one week old today. He loves music and farting. He’s sweet and curious. He dreams big dreams. And he fills his mom and dad’s hearts with love

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

sorry had to

Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

Did Wes Anderson direct this?

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Brett Boham

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2 years

I’ve been trying to make famed Italian pastry chef Sal De Riso’s signature dish Lemon Delight for 3 weeks. It’s been hard due to the intentionally misleading and contradictory recipes that Sal has posted online. Tonight we cracked the code. Merry Christmas @DolciSalDeRiso

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

11 months

“There wouldn’t have been a Hannah Montana without David Lynch.” -Billy Ray Cyrus

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

10 months

One of the greatest scenes in cinema history. You simply must listen with the sound on

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

Working on my glazes and rubs

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

“So I’m in the White House right? And I’m having a poo right? And I thought, wouldn’t it be a laugh if I stole one of me own turds? So I gave me trouser pockets a proper rummage and I found a slotted spoon and a bit of tin foil right-”

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

MEET YOUR HEROES... if they’re Tom Scharpling. Because you’ll find out they’re everything they’re cracked up to be and more. HAPPY BDAY to the no bullshit best in the biz

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

"I'M LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROY" My debut single as Little Lord Fauntleroy Based on Slade's Cum On Feel the Noize With @DonkeyIslandPen Full Video

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

10 months

Rubik’s Cube World Record set to Down With the Sickness. Don’t tell me this isn’t the hardest shit you’ve ever seen

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Las Cruces NM. 7:45AM. 350 miles to Terlingua

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

Ronald Reagan is THE paradigmatic conservative of the 20th century. He rose to power with the assistance of unions & federal programs and used power to deny that same assistance to others. And he thought AIDS was funny. HAPPY BDAY DUTCH! You gross jelly bean obsessed motherfucker

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

When I saw this poster on my English teacher’s file cabinet I knew I HAD to grab my own copy of @scharpling ’s book IT NEVER ENDS and guess what? Best decision I ever made. Funny, sad, weird, smart, the whole damn thing in one book. Get it

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Mike Watt played TV Eye at Forever Dog. Repeat: fucking Mike Watt played fucking TV Eye at Forever Dog. Only on @bestshow4life #bestshow24

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

The Back Porch Boys

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

POV: you’re Scott Adams and you can’t believe this is happening again

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

We need new words to describe @julieklausner ’s talent. What a fucking star. What a night of rare delights. Kate Bush Silence of the Lambs musical.

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

By pelting your corporate HQ with unwrapped half melted Milky Ways until you bring back Difficult People

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3 years

How are you celebrating #WorldChocolateDay ? 🍫

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

The morning after the 2021 Terlingua Intl Chili Cookoff. Lots to think about.

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

11 months

Tweet: Protect trans people and drag queens. Thanks ✌️ Matt Walsh/Seth Dillon/Tim Poole/etc: SATANIC PEDOPHILE OVA HERE! Worlds Richest Man: retweets with 🤔 Fuck all the evil cunts. Dedicating every min of your life to being a footnote in the history of American shame. Losers

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

🎶 Will you remember, the 6th or so of September 🎶 Amy and I definitely will cause we’re having a baby!

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

My new life begins TODAY 🏄‍♂️

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

I swear ever since I put a framed photo of Elizabeth Holmes at Burning Man on my desk I’ve been coming up with the most incredible ideas 24/7. Greatness inspires greatness. Have a productive weekend everyone!!

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Brett Boham

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3 years

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

This is the logo for a new podcast I’m hosting with my friend and fellow Forever Dog Joe Cilio. It starts Friday Each week we watch an arthouse movie and a popcorn movie. We pit them against each other. We pick our fav. We will not lie First person to guess the title wins merch

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

This week on @DoubleThreatPod I talked about the Pit - a legendary bike jump that I built with my friends behind the neighborhood pool Since there was some confusion abt the dimensions I tried to draw it to scale from memory but I ran out of paper. This is a rough approximation

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Some moments last a lifetime @DoubleThreatPod

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Philly Boy Roy charged me thirty bucks for this photo. Jokes on him cause I would’ve paid fifty. @bestshow4life #bestshow24

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

TERLINGUA

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Took an edible and tried to do something creative. I have no idea what this shit is. I’m going to sleep. Sound on

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

HAWKS PRESEASON STARTS NOW Onesie courtesy of @scharpling and @julieklausner

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

In honor of the Alex Jones verdict I’m thinking of the time that @JAdomian and @TheUnderculture leaked audio of his DUI arrest

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYBODY!

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

Celebrated another great Double Threat recording with a run to the Kitchen Surplus. Deals on ramakens

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

1 year

I’m thankful I finally got to meet the great @colettearrand and talk movies, wrestling, and life until closing time

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Turned on the baby cam and… what the hell???

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANDY!! The first year of your life was the best year of mine. Love you wild boy 💙💙💙

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

My new sous-chef can’t keep his hand out of the glazes!

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

Two for one sale at the pumpkin patch

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

Throughout my life I’ve been fairly private abt the fact that Hugh Grant is my favorite actor but in honor of the Hughaissance I proudly present my Top 10 Favorite Hugh Grant Performances

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

🎶 POM ON THE RUN 🎶

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Yells "cannonball" at pool, nobody notices. Doesn't do cannonball. Credit card declined at cigar store. Drops barbell on foot. Makes steak dinner, sneezes on it. Sits on balls. Eats steak anyway, chokes, dies. Visits funeral as ghost, nobody there. Sits on balls. Turns to camera:

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

HELLGLAZER & HELLGLAZER JR On today’s @DoubleThreatPod livestream I completed my journey to become a slider. Next stop @knottsscaryfarm Thank you @scharpling @julieklausner and #Death for your unwavering support

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

6 months

Highclops wishes you a Happy Halloween!

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

netflix should have a cheaper plan that doesn’t include stranger things! I just wanna watch british bake off and john wayne gacy tapes!! I don’t wanna pay finn wolfhard’s mortgage!!!

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Guys. For real. Look how she’s looking at me! I told her she chews like a moose and now she fantasizes about killing me 24/7. Nancy Pelosi do u do divorces? Jesus is Lord!

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Last year my wife Amy had a voluntary pregnancy. Even if pregnancy was a breeze abortion would be a human right. But seeing what she went through brought home the full horror of forced pregnancy for me. Here are three things I learned about pregnancy that I didn’t know before-

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

oh no

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

1 year

Phil Hartman and Squeaky Fromme were high school classmates and drama club pals (as mentioned on @DoubleThreatPod this week)

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Richard Kind in the Pussy Posse is a goddamn @scharpling and @julieklausner joke and you take your goddamn hands off it

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

1 year

Nobody is worse at trolling

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

I guess the chud who runs the Babylon Bee ran out of fascist Christian panic this week cause he’s retweeting a comment I made 4 months ago. Keep chasing that sewer clout sewer bitch

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Brett Boham

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3 years

GLAZE OF THE NIGHT: soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, sriracha, brown sugar, ginger, and sea salt on barramundi

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Marfa TX. 1:10PM. 150 miles to Terlingua

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Don’t worry. I had to register as a lethal weapon before they let me leave the Renaissance Faire

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

8 months

Idk shit in a toilet?

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Brett Boham

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11 months

Guys after they read one chapter of one book on any topic

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Who wore it better?

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

I love the new @ForeverDogTeam studio. Sometimes I just hang around after hours and host pretend episodes of @DoubleThreatPod

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

1 year

Little Lord Nosferauntleroy

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

3 years

Not gonna lie, this review was a lesson in humility for me 🙏

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

1 year

I just typed “withnail and i quote about hair being your aerials” into Grubhub bc I thought it was Google and the top result was a kabob place I haven’t tried and now I’ve got kabobs coming in case you’re wondering how high I am

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Lorne Michaels accepting his 39th consecutive award for Most Hip and With It comedy tastemaker and telling the audience that Covid only happened to SNL

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Hanging out, watching TV, happy Halloween

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Brett Boham

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3 years

The LA earthquake happened while I was doing an ad read for cat litter

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

With all due respect to Large Marge, Simone is the best character in Pee-wee's Big Adventure

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Brett Boham

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7 months

How are we still getting Dan Harmon “reclusive genius” profiles in 2023??? This guy’s the Wizard of Oz of medium talent narcissists

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

This is one of the great 4th quarter comebacks of all time. 3 months left in the year, everybody’s running out of gas. Tom says he’s going to walk a million steps. Everybody says yeah right. Well look at ya now. 1 second left. Ball in his hands. Game on the line. It’s Tom time 🐐

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I set a goal on Oct 1st to walk 1 million steps by Jan 1st. Approximately five miles a day every day. Had some setbacks, kept pushing. I have about 15,000 steps to go. Gonna hit it tomorrow if the weather holds. Might not seem impressive to you but it took all I had to get here.

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Brett Boham

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2 years

Backwards hat, pumpkin old fash, black Pulp tee, editing a cast… yeah I’m that dude u love to hate

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Pulp is my all time favorite band and this is fucking incredible. Jarvis on @bestshow4life

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@ForeverDogTeam

2 years

JARVIS COCKER (Pulp) just called into #BestShow24 !! Watch at right now!!

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Can’t stop eating the @hotelpaisano green jalapeño pepper jelly I brought back from Texas. Eggs, toast, catfish, spoonfuls outta the jar, I’M WILD FOR THE STUFF! BE HAPPY FOR ME!

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Here’s an easy way to explain Double Threat to your friends: I’m going to Terlingua TX in 2 weeks to report on the Intl Chili Championship because back in January @scharpling @julieklausner and me briefly thought this photoshop of Jack Nicholson spilling chili on himself was real

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

6 months

This is so cool. MOM in the LA Times today. Congrats to @Alaska5000 @willam @BigDipperJelly and the @MomPodcasts team on everything you’ve accomplished and everything still to come ❤️❤️❤️

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Getting some great feedback on my Little Lord Fauntleroy music video! Watch the full cut here

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Showed up to @OfficeHrsLive with @scharpling and @julieklausner and they put me to work in the booth. Happy for the experience!

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

1 year

Guess who???

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

I’m SICK and TIRED of the Little Lord Fauntleroy slander! Don’t let the suit fool you. There’s a heart of gold in there. Sure he wants a pony. But he’s also anti landlord and pro redistribution of inherited wealth. Listen to @DoubleThreatPod for my report on the REAL Fauntleroy

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

PLEASE watch this important PSA and then tune in for a very special episode of @DoubleThreatPod with @scharpling and @julieklausner tmrw

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

El Paso TX. 9:45AM. 300 miles to Terlingua

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

I want to be a @knottsscaryfarm slider and I’m documenting the journey. First step is the gear. Listen to this week’s @DoubleThreatPod for more

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

I’m the only person at my Morbius screening!!

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Brett Boham

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1 year

DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT YOUR BACKWARDS HAT!

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Brett Boham

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3 years

Taking an infant CPR class and the baby looks like Andre the Giant

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Brett Boham

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2 years

Sweatin it out in the cheap seats, having the time of our lives

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Brett Boham

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2 years

The thinking man’s thinking man

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Brett Boham

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2 years

She has no idea the carnage she’s about to witness

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Brett Boham

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2 years

First thing I think about when I wake up. Last thing I think about when I go to sleep.

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Brett Boham

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2 years

Dodgers game for Father’s Day AND it’s Sandy Koufax Day!! Thank you Amy and Sandy. Love you two. I’m in heaven ⚾️❤️

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Brett Boham

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7 months

Made this in a rush of blind confidence now can’t think of a caption. Please help

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Brett Boham

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10 months

George Michael just lapping Morrissey on Joy Division

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Brett Boham

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8 months

There’s a Tales from the Crypt where Bobcat Goldthwait & Don Rickles play ventriloquists and Rickles gets his throat ripped out by his mutated conjoined twin who is attached to his hand and is the secret to his success as a ventriloquist. The twin also makes Rickles do murders.

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Brett Boham

@breyyyattt

2 years

Hijacked this old ship from a local playground. We live at sea now.

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Brett Boham

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2 years

It’s LOUD in here because Pujols just hit 699 right over our heads babyyyy

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Brett Boham

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2 years

THE SPOTIFY WRAPPED CHALLENGE If you’re posting your Wrapped results this week (I am) buy something from a local artist or record store Will this matter at all? Idk kick against the pricks. Send me better ideas. And hey @Spotify do better at paying artists and dump Rogan

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