Well, our country’s birth rate exactly fell… exactly, in the nightmare of the Democrat government, so… we’ll take back Japan’s birth rate. And for that, you know, we will ask people for, exactly, exactly, Ms. Tsujimoto, for sex. The 3 spears of Abenomics… the 4th is juicy sex.
Just like… like that plum blossom, that blooms after a long winter, lovely, lovely birth cries echo, in the beautiful land of Japan, where, we have overcome the long winter of deflation. Please have sex.
“Have sex.” “I’m no longer asking.”
I was moved by the beautiful, powerful words… uttered by none other than myself… in an overseas internet meme. To increase the birth rate, the first step, exactly, is to make babies. A very simple logic, isn’t it, Mr. Edano? Please have sex.
As part of the Low Birthrate Prevention on a ‘Different Dimension’, the Cabinet has decided to inject… ¥5 trillion in subsidies… to hentai anime. ’Different Dimension’, exactly, means 2 dimension. By broadcasting hentai anime, we will… try to increase people’s sexual desire…
…through impression management, which a certain media outlet critical of me is good at, I won’t say who, but Asahi Shimbun is very good at, and sul… subim…sulbiminally, put people in an ecchi mood.
The Japanese people, you know, have been an extremely… sexually-liberal people, exactly, since the age of gods.
We will take back Japanese ecchiness, which was lost under the Democrat government. And exactly by doing so, you know, we will raise the birth rate. Please have sex.