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ziwe

@ziwe

5 months

i asked george santos all the hard-hitting questions. watch live on youtube, monday at 11am est. link in bio.

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throw every christopher columbus statue in the ocean and let that dizzy bitch think he discovered atlantis

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can’t believe corona blew a 28-3 lead to racism

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there are two americas: one fights for black lives and the other fights for brunch

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right now every employer in america is terrified that their black employees will be honest about their work experiences

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please direct me to law that says at 8:01 pm the government gets to beat the shit out of citizens

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nothing but respect for my mayor of flavortown

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Guy Fieri spent yesterday making nonstop BBQ for California fire victims and first responders

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minimum wage should be $25 an hour have you ever bought a sandwich they're very expensive

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jk rowling’s patronus is magaret thatcher

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it’s actually very easy to not kill unarmed black people, i’ve personally never done it

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I had so much fun during my study abroad trip to west village!!!! the village of west has such a beautiful ethnic culture. I even got to connect with this diverse little Icelandic boy 💕

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gonna tell my kids this was the bible

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FUCK U SATAN!!! Fuck right off!!!!!

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my literal dream

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This interview would irreversibly change the course of history

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this is exactly how america reacts to global warming

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7 years

I've had longer periods than this

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Harvey Weinstein Completes 1-Week Outpatient Program, Psychologist Says 'He Took it Seriously'

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i asked charlamagne about his beefs with black women

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"time to conquer earth!"

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tom brady faking his retirement to hear all the nice things people have to say about him is big leo energy

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if you’re burnt out from thinking about racism, imagine living this waking nightmare every day until you die

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Abraham Lincoln was literally shot in the head

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Speaking at Coast Guard commencement, Trump says “no politician in history has been treated worse or more unfairly."

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my taste in men

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is the motive unknown or are you so entrenched in white supremacy that you’re unwilling to acknowledge racism?

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i need to see a birth certificate to be sure Donald Trump was born and not summoned

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2 years

wild that climate change is a group project where everyone drowns if six rich kids don't do the reading

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2 years

um no this is somehow worse

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. @KanyeWest is getting rid of his "White Lives Matter" shirts. With assistance from Ian Connor, Ye gave shirts away to the homeless in Los Angeles.

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it's time we criminalize gender reveal parties

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you guys are excited for 2020 to be over like 2021 isn’t waiting on the other side to whoop our ass

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i asked chet hanks if he wanted to apologize to any marginalized communities

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I’m supposed to eat and cook and eat and cook and eat and cook until I die????????????!

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now I have to explain to my children that adam levine has nipples

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i would moderate a better debate

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i wish i had the brazen confidence to hear "no holiday travel due to global pandemic" and think "well that doesn't apply to me"

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americans are treating coronavirus like I treat my period— pretending it’s finished when it is obviously not!

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tony stark realizing he wasted his life on spiderman for nothing

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proud of meghan markle for yoko ono-ing the royal family

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this is what arya and gendry’s relationship looks like

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Americans that don't denounce white supremacy aren't cowards, they're white supremacists

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"he wanted loyalty but all I could promise was honesty" -james comey

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fun fact: the majority of southerners who fought and died during the civil war couldn’t even afford slaves, they were just convinced by white aristocracy that black liberation would negatively effect them if this sounds familiar well then idk girl history has like 9 themes

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go off sis #MetGala

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chris wallace moderating the debate

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Get Out (2017)

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for the record I asked idris elba not to be my boyfriend

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#BREAKING : Biden says he asked Obama not to endorse him

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7 years

instead of a show about slaves what about a show where michelle obama tells us everything is going to be ok for an hour every sunday

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1 year

i asked amber riley about her famous coworker

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4 years

me when I reply to an email saying “no worries”

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2 years

why are you sending emails at 5 pm the day before thanksgiving look in the mirror do you like the person you are

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3 years

the most obvious way to solve homelessness would be to give everyone a home but y’all want to make shit difficult for no reason

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4 years

i don't hate being single i hate not being in a power couple

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6 years

if you're arguing whether the children are in cages or windowless rooms, you've lost the plot

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4 years

i have also thought i was poisoned at shake shack only to remember i am, in fact, lactose intolerant

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1 year

continuing my missionary trip in village of west! today i taught a diverse little icelandic boy how to read the gospel. I hope one day to indoctrinate baby bjork targaryen ikea’s entire heathen community. 💕💕

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DEBRA MESSING BRING THE MESS!!!! CALLING OUT A NETWORK ON THE VERY NETWORK ITSELF

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pitch: a dating app that lets me know which people in my life are already in love with me

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. @jk_rowling would you be interested in an interview on my Instagram live? you’d be an iconic guest

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2 years

the only thing more disrespectful than sending me an email is misspelling my name in that email

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spinach getting ready to expire on my way home from the grocery store

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what... does... congress do...

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here's the trailer for ZIWE famously on showtime may 9th

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everyone on twitter is so mad, have you tried listening to the song happy by pharrell to fix your little attitudes

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jay z: what's better than one billionaire me: wealth distribution

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bloomberg defending himself like

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i asked chet hanks if he inspired a generation to speak patois

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"hey donald, birth certificate these nu--"

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1 year

i asked julia fox about dating men… new episodes premiere november 18th

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let’s abolish the electoral college as a nice little treat

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2 years

i do not understand what anyone is talking about where is wendy williams this is a crisis

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it is time that we as a society stop subscribing people to mailing lists because they purchased one (1) product

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if you think wearing a mask looks unmanly, you won’t believe how weak you’re going to look in a coffin

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when you get your password right on the ninth try

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. @MrSantosNY would you be interested in a pay-per-view interview? you’d be an iconic guest

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some of you lack the disassociative skills needed to emotionally survive the apocalypse and it shows

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fun fact: as a concept black people also exist outside of prisons

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.@ fly would you be interested in an interview on my Instagram live? you’d be an iconic guest

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"once covid is over" is starting to feel a lot like "i'll pay you back tomorrow"

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we are like two weeks away from the media describing hate crimes as “oopsie daisies”

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same energy

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meghan markle hive rise up

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when you realize you're lucky to be alive during the same era as Beyonce

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. @DNC would you be interested in an interview on my Instagram live? you’d be an iconic guest

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a house impeachment would be the first popular vote trump ever won

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All Children Left Behind

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surely we can do more to combat the spread of corona than absolutely nothing

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i asked new york mayoral candidate andrew yang what his favorite jay z song is

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boy are you jesus? because you've been dead to me for three days

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famously on showtime may 9th

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rent

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What’s your “it’s expensive but it’s worth it” product?

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i asked george santos if he knew who james baldwin was. watch the FULL interview on YouTube now. link in bio

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me at my own tweets

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oh i knew

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i honestly dont think ziwe knew what she was getting into inviting bob onto her show

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the tea is y’all loot black culture

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instead of lusting after sexy, younger planets, you should appreciate the loving earth that's stuck by your cheating ass this whole time

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nothing but respect for my president

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yes!!!!! i famously love showtime

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. @ziwe would you be interested in your own show on Showtime? you’d be an iconic host.

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oh no cancel culture is killing my toxic community

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"lordy I hope there are tapes" is the old white guy equivalent of "i wish a bitch would"

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cuffing season in its flop era let's bring back arranged marriages

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