@WhatTheFFacts Thanks, I needed to hear something good today

@WhatTheFFacts Hear that, DAD

@WhatTheFFacts UwU

@WhatTheFFacts

@WhatTheFFacts omg

@WhatTheFFacts 😂😂😂😂😂

@WhatTheFFacts Wow

@WhatTheFFacts And I love you too.

@WhatTheFFacts Mine aren't

@WhatTheFFacts “Did you grab the prints?” “Nah, he was wearing gloves. He did rub his nipples on everything though. Let’s grab those prints.”

@WhatTheFFacts I tell them that all the time, but they just won't listen.

@WhatTheFFacts That's why men stare at women's breasts when they're "listening" to them. They're just trying to see who they really are, and grabbing their hands to stare at their fingertips would just be too weird.

@WhatTheFFacts Seeing is believing

@WhatTheFFacts Thank you.

@WhatTheFFacts Who told you about my nipples

@WhatTheFFacts Great... So the govt should have a nipple database🙄

@WhatTheFFacts Would you mind putting your nipples in the ink pad please, this won't take long 👮😂