The headline improvement committee is ON IT ✅

And on page A8:

@WentRogue honestly, I logged on to see your response to the headline. Imagine having this guy in charge of your kids: "I just had no idea that it was going to take off like it did so fast," Superintendent Mike Funk said. "That was a surprise." Mike, if you were surprised, that's on you.

@KJBoldon It reads like a quote from The Onion.

@WentRogue Did a superintendent write this?

@chris_steller The superintendent sounds like he’s relying on speechwriters from The Onion

@WentRogue That there’s an outbreak in a school system without mask mandates, in a low-vaccinated county with high Covid case rates is 100% not an ambush it’s the slowest slow motion car wreck ever. We ALL saw this coming and those that claim they didn’t are lying.

@mediapolitic “In outstate Minnesota it is a different world than it is in the metro in terms of beliefs about mask mandates,” said the school superintendent, oblivious to the fact that the virus has no regard for beliefs whatsoever

@WentRogue Ambush!

@WentRogue 🎯

@TheGreenStudy I criticize it constantly but I also appreciate it

@WentRogue Came outta nowhere!

@RRHDr They fixed it:

@absinthe @GynAndTonic

@WentRogue I had the same thought about the bombing in Afghanistan.

@WentRogue a virus is gonna do, what a virus wants to do....which is spread. I wear shoes outside so I don't step on glass/rocks, etc. I wear a mask inside so I don't get COVID. Plain and simple.