Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*

@WentRogue @A_Wet_Potato @NorthernSprw @ebsoftball Papaya

@WentRogue @A_Wet_Potato @NorthernSprw @ebsoftball I like Hawaiian pizza

@WentRogue @A_Wet_Potato @NorthernSprw @ebsoftball Is pineapple kosher?

@WentRogue @A_Wet_Potato @NorthernSprw @ebsoftball Well, at least it's meat. Fruit on a pizza is the issue with pineapples.